Keto diet makes for a smelly who-ha

Again this topic.
Stupid
Don't do the keto diet then.
Voila

Pineapple makes a sweet who-ha.

You mean the diet of bacon, cheese, and pork rinds isnt healthy?

Who wouldve ever thought

Last Edited by 1-2-Follow on 08/11/2019 10:46 PM

Carnivores smell heavy. Kinda gross. Vegans smell great, but we all know its very messy. Just can't win.

With our population, these types of eating habits are doing the same thing to Earth.

Why not simply abstain from sex and food? Get the nutrients that you need, drink plenty of water, forget about any sexual urges, and just focus on doing really insane and stupid shit like jumping off bridges and chasing bulls and swinging from tree to tree...

Vegans have very weak handshakes, and also seem to be gender challenged.

As for the dank stank, front to back might be the issue.

If you eat a lot of meat, include fruit like raisins and nuts like almonds in your diet to clean out the pink slime in the bowels and arteries..

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How about extra soap and water? Summer Eve? Adult wipes? Either you're clean or not.

Ketosis does give you funky breath/odour. Ive observed it on people.

Boric acid suppositories should do the trick for ladies with that..ahem..problem. It'll kill the odour nicely.

thinking a douchebag is bad is prolly why it smells.