Germans are weird as fuck.

The 'wolves'!

OMF he gives me such a ladyboner

He’s looking for a ladyboy, not a ladyboner.

He’s probably gay or at least bi. I know he was married and even had a daughter when he was really young in the 80s, but it didn’t work out and divorced very quickly. There’s never any stories of him being or dating women after his divorce. He keeps that part of his life very private.

He’s very pro-LGBT. Here a recent article:

“Rammstein band members kiss onstage in Moscow in support of LGBTQ rights”
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And you can’t forget this music video they made.

It should be very obvious by now, even without reading the stuff above. I thought he had made a public statement about it years ago. I could have sworn he did. Maybe I’m wrong.

If you don’t at least suspect it, you’re delusional or a retarded closet freak

The crazy ones are descendants of the raping Russian Red Army

When you spill blood and open up human bodies in nasty ways you open portals to very negative beings, they don't really light the place up much. This will be cleansed. Germany was a joyful place until the Romans brought their evil to the land.
Notice the killers are Italian people?

lolz.. come out an play

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, if the lightbulb has been properly engineered...

Danke, danke! Du wasrt großartig

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Any germans here and want to respond?

Cool story bro

But the romans never got into Germany

Y’all need to read Caesar’s Gallic wars


The little angry men were terrified of the blond giants

And after loosing 3 legions without a trace

They fucked off to Britain, where sheep are nervous

Wir werden alle begraben sein, bevor Grönland gekauft wurde