ok so in the middle of me picking a new landlord from "the list"...

i get a phone call..

from an ex roomie (my place is huge and i've been known to help folk out from time-to-time..)

who says recent nigerian immigrant with 3 weeks overtime -work-history seeks TONIGHT rental

i'm IN!

my people came from Chezkoslovakia

war torn militia shithole

this is not about "open borders"

I, uwascallywabbit, am about to let a nigerian college student live in my house..

what say you?