What does your wife/girlfriend call your member?

Brief

You could move to the US ...

Under 6 it’s a penis
6-9 it’s a dick
9+ it’s a cock

Why are so many men so obsessed with their "member?" Women don't obsess with their vaginas.

3 pages into this porn thread now.. got anything better to use your higher God given MIND for?

and you then need a horse for sex.

How exactly is this a “porn thread”?
You do know you aren’t obligated to come to glp, right?

beause it is LOW CHAKRA bullshit? no spiritual development,

GLP will one day actually become God Like... and leaving off penis threads will be an example of its growth.

Is that because he's a dick?


Last Edited by Andy-Capp on 08/23/2019 09:47 AM

I have a vagina.. .I can't fuck a horse and there are few vagines in this world that can actually handle a 9 in dick. and I do have some personal experience on that statement.. .the 9 inch one did not fit. Because it hung out by 3 inches at least.. there was a loss of appropriate sensation. And the owner of the 9 in dick though he was a god.. and need not do anything more than go in and out

I had a surgical menopause by the way.. long before the natural one...

Your sick mind is showing Chip and its not nice to look at.

No, women obsess with their breasts.

Every flatty I ever met moaned almost as much as if they just gotten over it and gotten plowed.

And I prefer she call mine fuckstick or tuna-trowel, but she just calls it Stanley (like the power drill).

THE DICKTADOR!

He's a not the person that he projects to be ... deep deep deep deep deep down he's a real sweetheart, I do know that!

Holy shit... talk about LOW CHAKRA
You complain about the thread being “porn” and then proceed to post your own personal pornographic story, leaving very little to the imagination i might add..

Be nice with her ... please!

I got confused too...

Personally chip

I think this could be your best work.

It's that gif that does it

Women arent obsessed with sex for its own sake. Its not that interesting for them.

How can you tell?

Even when/if they find someone that can actually hit the spot and work all the knobs and levers that get the job actually done proper. Its over and theyre good for a couple weeks or so and would rather focus on obsessions on shoes, purses, color combinations and spending someone elses money.
Not sex for heaven sake.

For a man, if they could they would have nonstop sex and orgasms, its that central to their psyche and pretty much the reason they do what they do, in order to increase their success in getting another one in the sack or up against the wall.


Im not saying one is more valid than the other.

But for non-control, non manipulation sex,( ie, nobody trying to control or pry money out of a man, or sex for pleasures sake on its own merit), a womans interest in participation is probably one one hundredth of a males.

Thats the divide right there.

:lmpssyct37:

Last Edited by LittleMe on 08/23/2019 10:19 AM

Given that there is huge misunderstanding of how to deal with it, its appropriate to try to come to some better understanding of the issues where relationships are strained and disrupted over.

Men think it should be pleasurable and fun for, hopefully, both.

Women would rather sort their wardrobes by season, color or style for pleasure.
Of obsess about style or children or interfemale status competitions

And problems arise

Fuck me

made my day LOL

Master Blaster

Especially when so much intentional misinformation is continually spewed out over the media intended to make the problems worse.

Let's fuck

The Angry Inch.

(not really)

The Bitch Splitter

Only been w her 2 weeks... but so far the closest to a name was: "its NOT tiny!"

ha... lets wait and see if that progresses... my bring it up in bed over the weekend, the GLP effect.