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The best way to wipe your butt

 
CaptainZero
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08/25/2019 05:19 PM
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The best way to wipe your butt
Bounty paper towels soaked in warm water and ivory soap. You wipe and chuck em in the garbage.

Been doing it for years and I feel like

KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Anonymous Coward
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08/25/2019 05:20 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Wipe....what is this ritual you speak of?
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08/25/2019 05:21 PM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
wet wipes, if you cannot immediately shower.
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08/25/2019 05:22 PM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
You have serious problems if you shit all over your butt...
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08/25/2019 05:23 PM

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John Wayne TP. rough, tough & doesn't take shit from anyone
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08/25/2019 05:34 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
wet wipes, if you cannot immediately shower.
 Quoting: jj johns


^ This^
Be sure not to flush them . Although the package says they are flushable they are not. Wet wipes clogged both of my commodes.
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08/25/2019 05:37 PM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Bounty paper towels soaked in warm water and ivory soap. You wipe and chuck em in the garbage.

Been doing it for years and I feel like

KING OF THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629



LOL only welfare losers use ivory soap
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08/25/2019 05:38 PM

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Cottonell. It has powerful ridges yet is soft and study.
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08/25/2019 05:57 PM
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Cant look it up right now but maybe someone will know the video i am talking about and post it for me.

I saw it a couple months ago here on glp or maybe liveleak.
Anyway a black guy was interviewing a black woman and somehow they started talking about hygiene and asswiping.

The woman became disgusted rightfully so when he admitted that he didnt use toilet paper, he has always wiped his asshole with his fingers.
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08/25/2019 06:01 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
or if you have a very good friend, have them perform a "Rusty Trombone" on you.

Win Win.
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08/25/2019 06:08 PM
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King Toot
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08/25/2019 06:08 PM
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my chamber pot slaves wipe my Ahole with only the finest Egyptian threads
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08/25/2019 06:24 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Cant look it up right now but maybe someone will know the video i am talking about and post it for me.

I saw it a couple months ago here on glp or maybe liveleak.
Anyway a black guy was interviewing a black woman and somehow they started talking about hygiene and asswiping.

The woman became disgusted rightfully so when he admitted that he didnt use toilet paper, he has always wiped his asshole with his fingers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77257445


Guy musta been a Muzz.
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08/25/2019 06:50 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
I have my hired help do that for me.
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08/25/2019 06:56 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course. This secret information—while it would never have been revealed, for it would have led to the discredit of his honour—in turn led to his becoming feared and respected and therefore powerful within the royal court in his own right. The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".

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08/25/2019 07:30 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Cant look it up right now but maybe someone will know the video i am talking about and post it for me.

I saw it a couple months ago here on glp or maybe liveleak.
Anyway a black guy was interviewing a black woman and somehow they started talking about hygiene and asswiping.

The woman became disgusted rightfully so when he admitted that he didnt use toilet paper, he has always wiped his asshole with his fingers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77257445


Guy musta been a Muzz.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31126728


Nope. American born black man.
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08/25/2019 07:34 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Bounty paper towels soaked in warm water and ivory soap. You wipe and chuck em in the garbage.

Been doing it for years and I feel like

KING OF THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629


Use paper towel with obama picture printed on it.
ohyeah
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08/25/2019 07:55 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
The best way is to have someone else do it for you!
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08/25/2019 07:59 PM
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The best way is to have someone else do it for you!
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It could be ass wiping robot. I sell them $150 a piece.
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08/25/2019 08:00 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
The best way is to have someone else do it for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77328917


It could be ass wiping robot. I sell them $150 a piece.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71283471


You can change mode to jacuzii to wash ass after wiping.
Anonymous Coward
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08/25/2019 08:02 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Eat a better diet. Good diets means that wiping your ass is a simple task, not a problem that requires a refined solution.

Christ.
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08/25/2019 08:02 PM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Strange Candy's tongue
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08/28/2019 10:35 AM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
The best way is to have someone else do it for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77328917


Still in diapers, are you?
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08/28/2019 10:37 AM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Scott toilet paper to start... finger proof.
Don Draper from Nantucket

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08/28/2019 10:51 AM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
The best way is to have someone else do it for you!
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Still in diapers, are you?
 Quoting: Busterhymen


clappa
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08/28/2019 10:57 AM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
I was gonna say front to back.
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08/28/2019 11:00 AM
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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
I just grab your tongue with a pair if hotdog tongs
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08/28/2019 11:02 AM
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I have an obama head on a stick..gets in all the hard to reach places..rinse it off in the big mike holster and re-use daily
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08/28/2019 11:07 AM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Bounty paper towels soaked in warm water and ivory soap. You wipe and chuck em in the garbage.

Been doing it for years and I feel like

KING OF THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629


Hey asshole... They're looking for you over here.

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08/28/2019 11:08 AM

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Re: The best way to wipe your butt
Bounty paper towels soaked in warm water and ivory soap. You wipe and chuck em in the garbage.

Been doing it for years and I feel like

KING OF THE WORLD!!!
 Quoting: CaptainZero 29721629


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