The best way to wipe your butt

Wipe....what is this ritual you speak of?

wet wipes, if you cannot immediately shower.

You have serious problems if you shit all over your butt...

John Wayne TP. rough, tough & doesn't take shit from anyone

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Be sure not to flush them . Although the package says they are flushable they are not. Wet wipes clogged both of my commodes.

LOL only welfare losers use ivory soap

Cottonell. It has powerful ridges yet is soft and study.

Cant look it up right now but maybe someone will know the video i am talking about and post it for me.

I saw it a couple months ago here on glp or maybe liveleak.
Anyway a black guy was interviewing a black woman and somehow they started talking about hygiene and asswiping.

The woman became disgusted rightfully so when he admitted that he didnt use toilet paper, he has always wiped his asshole with his fingers.

or if you have a very good friend, have them perform a "Rusty Trombone" on you.

Win Win.

my chamber pot slaves wipe my Ahole with only the finest Egyptian threads

Guy musta been a Muzz.

I have my hired help do that for me.

The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, responsible for assisting the king in excretion and ablution.

The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course. This secret information—while it would never have been revealed, for it would have led to the discredit of his honour—in turn led to his becoming feared and respected and therefore powerful within the royal court in his own right. The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".

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Nope. American born black man.

Use paper towel with obama picture printed on it.

The best way is to have someone else do it for you!

It could be ass wiping robot. I sell them $150 a piece.

You can change mode to jacuzii to wash ass after wiping.

Eat a better diet. Good diets means that wiping your ass is a simple task, not a problem that requires a refined solution.

Christ.

Strange Candy's tongue

Still in diapers, are you?

Scott toilet paper to start... finger proof.

I was gonna say front to back.

I just grab your tongue with a pair if hotdog tongs

I have an obama head on a stick..gets in all the hard to reach places..rinse it off in the big mike holster and re-use daily

Hey asshole... They're looking for you over here.

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