We went to see a very rare "Breatharian Comic" do "stand up" last night.

The show was was so good we decided to check out a nearly as rare fruitarian stand up comic.

We paid him with a basket of tossed tomatoes.

He wasn't funny, but he sure was running.

To cap the night we stopped in to see an old-fashioned omnivore comic, like a modern day Rodney Dangerfield.

What?...Were you expecting this punchline to have more meat in it?

Pot jokes?

No thanks, what's funny about weeds!