Clever dog fakes broken leg to get attention from passersby, video!

Diener und Herr zugleich

They aren't conspiracy theories, they're spoiler alerts.

"May your electricity go out a second before the shit hits the fan." -Conspiracy Theorist's Blessing

Behind every myth lies a mystery, and every legend holds an echo of the truth ……
Que Sera Sera

"For not by numbers of men nor by measure of body but by valor of soul is war decided"

Bilisarius

" At the siege of Vienna in 1683 Islam seemed poised to overrun Christian Europe. We are in a new phase of a very old war."

Gates of Vienna.

"May we smite our enemies to the darkest chamber of hell, for we wish only to live in peace, and they desire only to put their boot upon our neck."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon

Fear is the mind killer

Have a nice day = GFY. GFY = Go Fuck Yourself. If this offends you then have a nice day.