Portland State University mind control

With so many students at Portland State University coming down with "schizophrenia", I guarantee you...

More than a few of them understand it's mind control.

One of the concerns that, shall we say, my team had was the number of shattered athletes -- particularly on the Track and Field team.

The shatterer(s) involved will be tracked down and dealt with appropriately.

This is just not a good way to run a planet.