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Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists

 
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Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
The creatures behind repeated sightings of the fabled Loch Ness Monster may be giant eels, according to scientists.

Researchers from New Zealand have tried to catalogue all living species in the loch by extracting DNA from water samples.

Following analysis, the scientists have ruled out the presence of large animals said to be behind reports of a monster.

No evidence of a prehistoric marine reptile called a plesiosaur or a large fish such as a sturgeon were found.

Catfish and suggestions that a wandering Greenland shark were behind the sightings were also discounted.

The aim of the research was not to find Nessie, but to improve knowledge of what plants and animals live in Loch Ness.

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They should just get a load of lidR fitted boats to sail from one end to the other in a line and map it out.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
Did you ever read that creepy pasta about the ship wrecked captain who lost his scuba buddies to a hydra head like creature?

He went into a crazed alcoholic exile after the experience.

I'll try to find it.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
Im sorry it's not related but you might find this story fascinating!

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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
i love it when scientists say "likely"... it really makes you think they are smart and know the score,..oh wait, no they don't...
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
i love it when scientists say "likely"... it really makes you think they are smart and know the score,..oh wait, no they don't...
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what about the global warming guys who keep saying "it's much worse than we predicted!". or in other words, they failed yet again to predict what happened. why believe them if there predictions are always wrong!
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
i love it when scientists say "likely"... it really makes you think they are smart and know the score,..oh wait, no they don't...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981823


what about the global warming guys who keep saying "it's much worse than we predicted!". or in other words, they failed yet again to predict what happened. why believe them if there predictions are always wrong!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77783871


lol not to mention that the Climate Change (tm) scientists, alter the data to fit their "theoretical" modeling equations, and last i heard from their pulpit, its warming slower than they predicted...lordy its hard to keep up with their fucking bullshit...
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
Nope
She got flippers
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
More likely to be a cover story for the mini subs that were being tested there.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
More likely to be a cover story for the mini subs that were being tested there.
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Not unless the monastery that was beside the loch about 1200 years ago, was a secret sub base.
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
More likely to be a cover story for the mini subs that were being tested there.
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Not unless the monastery that was beside the loch about 1200 years ago, was a secret sub base.
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And Saint Columba who fought it was in on it. Ha-ha. chuckleura
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
My opinion:


At least there is an acknowledgement there is SOMETHING there.

And HUGE.

The problem is, "Giant Eel," is not romantic enough for folks. And not concurrent with all of the sightings.

How can a giant eel raise its head, however briefly, like many witnessed, even on video?

It also allows many scientists to just abandon the whole thing----"Oh, it's just a Giant Ell, however that in of itself is fascinating. Move on."

This should encourage more witnesses with cameras to come forward and investigation, not just "we found the answer and that is it."
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
20% of the DNA extracted from the water samples could not be identified, so who knows what it is.

Last Edited by Katipo on 09/07/2019 04:36 PM
Any sarcasm in this post is purely intentional.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
More likely to be a cover story for the mini subs that were being tested there.
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or maybe for a lone swimmer... maybe wounded... maybe escaping from somewhere, a hospital perhaps?
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
You see the bigfoot riding nessie tee shirt?
Not anutter cig nature.
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Re: Loch Ness Monster: Nessie likely to be an eel, say scientists
plesiosaurS aRe real but i doubt they live in loch ness lake. They live in the ocean





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