So, Have YOU been to CONFESSION this Morning? REPENT for your Sins to the NBC GOD!

I always leave my 4 cars running in the summer 24x7 365.

No he won't.. putting up your middle finger to unholy bullshit is quite alright with the indwelling Father. congrats to the middle finger use.

Oh yeah...the arrogance of these corporations, politicians and media who just haven't grasped the fact people are no longer buying their bullshit is amazing.

The irony is the more people reject their "programming" the more they double down on the outrageous....

I just want to be able to drive thru one of these damn parks in my state without having to pay $5. Or $10. If I have to pay, you can take your park and shove it.

Randy, the painter, often thinned his paint to make it go further.

The Baptist Church decided to restore its biggest building. Randy put in a low bid and got the job. He bought the paint, and, yes, thinned it with turpentine.

Well, Randy was painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a clap of thunder. The sky opened, and the rain poured down. It washed the thinned paint off the church. Randy fell from the scaffold, landing among the gravestones. He was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty. Randy raised his voice to the heavens, crying, “Oh, God, forgive me; what should I do?”

And from above, a mighty voice roared: “Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!”

I have confessed - "I love baked beans. I'm addicted to them. I keep passing gas through the ozone hole. Please help me"

I actually copied your last line there, let's see if it shows up.

There won't be a problem with global warming when God thins out the herd. Confess that!

I ate 2 impossible whoppers yesterday and I was pumping out methane all night. Sorry. I'll switch back to beef

::Idol1: When the chosen One cages all the Savages globally,..things will become much better.

Remember,..All souls are precious,..and some must learn more...

I know what's coming.

Revelation 16 KJV

16 And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.

2 And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and upon them which worshipped his image.

3 And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead man: and every living soul died in the sea.

4 And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.

5 And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.

6 For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.

7 And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous are thy judgments.

8 And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.

9 And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

10 And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,

11 And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

12 And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.

13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

15 Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed is he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.

16 And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.

17 And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.

18 And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great.

19 And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.

20 And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.

21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.

Why do you people always resort to scriptures ad Nausea??

Why do you get triggered when we do? Are you missing something you just can't quite put a finger on? You know, like God!

One of my favorite bumper stickers in the 80's was "Nuke the Gay Whales" We could probably come up with a much better slogan today since there are so many more SJW and environmental causes.

Ok, I got this.
Introducing: THE global climate plan that will actually work! The working title?

CLIMATE 100K

So, what we do is this, follow along.

WE FREAKING GAS EVERY DUMBASS ON THIS ON THIS PLANET UNTIL THE POPULATION IS DOWN TO 100K PEOPLE!

Who can decide you say? any one of us, it won't be THAT hard. So, think about how great that would be. Virtually unlimited resources for the 100k left. No dumbasses letting every other dumbass go in traffic because they can't figure that it's THEIR FUCKING TURN TO GO NANNA! Superbowl? EVERYONE get's to go!, hell YOU might even get to play! You could be a wedge breaker on kickoff returns or something easy! Worried about second hand vape gas? well not anymore! Vape your frikkin lungs out, who cares! You could drive a TANK and chuck toxic waste out the turret, wouldn't hurt a thing! plenty of room for that! That guy in front of you at Subway with his dumbass questions...oooh what kind of bread is that? Yeah, he's fuckin dead! no lines for anything! Keep your house at 55 in the summer and 85 in the winter if you want to! Shoot an endangered bird in the head, there's plenty of em now! their shittin all over my tank, fuck em!

I'm tellin you all, this plan is the shit! think about how great it would be!

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My climate change sin: I waste coal powered electricity by watching NBC broadcasts.

No, I really don’t, but that would be funny to see listed under the confessions.

I eat extra fiber so I can poop more.