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I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.

 
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09/22/2019 11:02 PM
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I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I have been cursed all summer and now it is lifting but a strange side effect is that when I notice random people they immediately crash their bikes and look at me as if I caused them to crash. This has happened three times so far and I found it frightening at first but now it sort of amuses me.
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09/22/2019 11:03 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I'll know that mine is lifted when the motherfucking dump truck shows up.
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09/22/2019 11:28 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I wonder if I have a demon in me.
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09/22/2019 11:31 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I wonder if I have a demon in me.
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Or on you, may not be in you
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09/22/2019 11:34 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I wonder if I have a demon in me.
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Or on you, may not be in you
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There is a fly bugging me I wonder if I should kill it. And now it's gone.
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09/22/2019 11:37 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
It's back! If I don't kill it it might lay eggs on me while I sleep.
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09/22/2019 11:38 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
Eat shit
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09/22/2019 11:39 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I dream of the trollop walking on me in high boots that go up to her heavenly thighs. I imagine she shave down below belt, and possesses spectacular beaver!
She can take my tallywhacker and play to her delight until I am explode all over area!

I will wear my tight whites that show off my jock.

I also love asian women.

Asian girlz are hot. I want to insert penile into wet Asian goodness, then be consumed wholly, by large Asian breasts, and sweet little clam.

These womens are beautiful, and possess magical properties, that induce frequent strong erections, and sexual prowess, and powers in me.

The wet trollop, deserve very good sexual session in matrimonial bed.

May the best slut prevails.

Wang Xiao Bung
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09/22/2019 11:39 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
I have been cursed all summer and now it is lifting but a strange side effect is that when I notice random people they immediately crash their bikes and look at me as if I caused them to crash. This has happened three times so far and I found it frightening at first but now it sort of amuses me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


That's right brah you gotta keep lifting!
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09/22/2019 11:39 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
Do you have any other interesting beliefs?
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09/22/2019 11:50 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
Do you have any other interesting beliefs?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73978159


I don't seem to age very fast and it is somewhat worry some. People are starting to notice.
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09/22/2019 11:52 PM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
You believe what you do. What if you believed that you were protected by God? Maybe your life would improve? Mind over matter. Positive thinking. May it be yours.
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09/23/2019 12:01 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
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09/23/2019 12:03 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
You believe what you do. What if you believed that you were protected by God? Maybe your life would improve? Mind over matter. Positive thinking. May it be yours.
 Quoting: TheTwilightZone


Yes I used to love God and I guess I still do but I feel like I am paying a high price for my sins. I wish I could rest.
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09/23/2019 12:07 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21828232


Bad things happen to those who curse me. That is something I have known for many years. Please take it back. You will feel my energy!
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09/23/2019 12:07 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
You believe what you do. What if you believed that you were protected by God? Maybe your life would improve? Mind over matter. Positive thinking. May it be yours.
 Quoting: TheTwilightZone


Yes I used to love God and I guess I still do but I feel like I am paying a high price for my sins. I wish I could rest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


Just believe.
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09/23/2019 12:08 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
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Bad things happen to those who curse me. That is something I have known for many years. Please take it back. You will feel my energy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


i never really cursed you.i dont even know how to use indian medinche.i was joking.but for real.i'm a indian from manitoba

sorry op
I am the snake

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09/23/2019 12:12 AM

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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21828232


Bad things happen to those who curse me. That is something I have known for many years. Please take it back. You will feel my energy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


you were probably cursed by me in the first place by treating me less than fairly right here on GLP.

Yes, your curse was lifted along with the others.
are you the snake/?
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09/23/2019 12:12 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21828232


Bad things happen to those who curse me. That is something I have known for many years. Please take it back. You will feel my energy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


You will hear animal noises but they are really spirits discussing your fate.
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09/23/2019 12:16 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
curse back on,i just used indian medince on your for you to have more bad luck;because i'm indian
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21828232


Bad things happen to those who curse me. That is something I have known for many years. Please take it back. You will feel my energy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77926688


i never really cursed you.i dont even know how to use indian medinche.i was joking.but for real.i'm a indian from manitoba

sorry op
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21828232


Good. You might still hear some noises just don't worry about them.
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09/23/2019 12:30 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
You believe what you do. What if you believed that you were protected by God? Maybe your life would improve? Mind over matter. Positive thinking. May it be yours.
 Quoting: TheTwilightZone


Good post, thank you for that reminder and blessings to you hf
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09/23/2019 12:45 AM
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Re: I have been cursed but it seems to be lifting.
You believe what you do. What if you believed that you were protected by God? Maybe your life would improve? Mind over matter. Positive thinking. May it be yours.
 Quoting: TheTwilightZone


Good post, thank you for that reminder and blessings to you hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77967733


hearts





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