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There Was Nothing Holy About Mary, She Was Alcoholic.

 
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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It may be true. Good things can come from bad things.
But having a drunk vagina image graffitied (gratified?) on the side of buildings around town is much more flowery....
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Men definitely need to make sure all women are ugly old hoes.

Sum Ting Wong with men.
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Read it again, Dimwit.

You cannot refute anything I said. Lol.
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She like a good time. Hail Mary.
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Jesus was too. One Friday he got so hammered, he didn’t get up until Sunday.
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It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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The RCC is about control rather than enlightenment of the flock. God caused them to stumble by giving them the truth (Greek NT and Hebrew OT) and the Latin Bible was in use by 450AD. 1,000 years later they started abusing the flock. Long sad story, but what is coming will make that seem like small potatoes.
Mary of Bethany is the beloved Disciple of John the Baptist, any 'Christian' would know that.

2Jo:1:1:
The elder unto the elect lady and her children,
whom I love in the truth;
and not I only,
but also all they that have known the truth;
Joh:21:24:
This is the disciple which testifieth of these things,
and wrote these things:
and we know that his testimony is true.
Joh:1:35-37:
Again the next day after John stood,
and two of his disciples;
And looking upon Jesus as he walked,
he saith,
Behold the Lamb of God!
And the two disciples heard him speak,
and they followed Jesus.
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Wouldnt it be crazy if God let everyone into heaven in the end.
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Blessed be you alcoholics..
Because you know the shit is rigged..
Amen
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I read the same thing. In the New Jim Beam Bible.
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Wouldnt it be crazy if God let everyone into heaven in the end.
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Do you have something that says He doesn't??

Lu:12:6-7:
Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings,
and not one of them is forgotten before God?
But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.
1Co:15:20:
But now is Christ risen from the dead,
and become the firstfruits of them that slept.
M't:27:52:
And the graves were opened;
and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
Re:5:9:
And they sung a new song,
saying,
Thou art worthy to take the book,
and to open the seals thereof:
for thou wast slain, and hast redeemed us to God by thy blood out of every kindred,
and tongue,
and people,
and nation;
1Co:15:23:
But every man in his own order:
Christ the firstfruits;
afterward they that are Christ's at his coming.
Re:20:4-5:
And I saw thrones,
and they sat upon them,
and judgment was given unto them:
and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast,
neither his image,
neither had received his mark upon their foreheads,
or in their hands;
and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
Re:20:5:
But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished.
This is the first resurrection.


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Anybody wonder why Jesus was sitting with 'the women' rather than with 'the men' hearing stories like Peter getting the family history going back to David?
Mary of Bethany was there, the un-named Disciple in John:1.

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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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More anti-Christ being Anti-Christ.
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I would tread lightly my foolish idiot!!
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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Tell us what it means to be Holy?
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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IEA Marine Container.

At least she wasn't a liar, thief, cheater and 30,000 year old deceiver.

She DID try to make everyone happy. But how can that happen?

Nobody's right, if everybody's wrong.
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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Stupidity run rampant. Ignorance beyond imagining.
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I would tread lightly my foolish idiot!!
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This.
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STOP AOC!!!!!!!!!

propoganda
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I would tread lightly my foolish idiot!!
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This.
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She is the life, and we are no longer pretending about what's going on. How quickly, are you planning to remove life, from your machine?
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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Tell us what it means to be Holy?
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It means 4, word and so many more things, that commutative properties have taken from life. We're no longer pretending, that she doesn't know who she is. 58 years against 30,000?
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STOP AOC!!!!!!!!!

propoganda
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Ark Of Covenant

Let's be real. AOC and the Greek letter a, with it's little fishtail. I wonder if you will ever understand, how much pain you have inflicted?
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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Here's the problems with what you have just said...

No one drank water in the old days because it was unhealthy to do so.

Everyone drank wine because it wasn't filled with bacteria, only they didn't know about the bacteria.

As to why she didn't say hi to her son or thank him, she was his mother, HIS MOTHER...

I'm sure if you were Jesus and you show up to a wedding and there was only water to drink, your mom would tell you to turn the water into wine without so much as a hello or a thank you, you'd be lucky if she didn't smite you for not showing what her son can do for the event...

As for Jesus's response clearly he was a little hurt that his mom embarrassed him for not doing more at the wedding you know like marrying the couple or granting some blessing on them.

Life was tough for the son of God and the son of Mary, they literally crucified him in the end....
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At the Cana Wedding, the only thing recorded in The Bible which she talked about was her immediate request to Jesus for more wine. Typical of a juicer to do. She did not even say "Hi" to Him and the Disciples, she was hanging around with the wine in the kitchen instead of helping with the guests, she already knew Jesus could make great wine then like He had always done for her at home, and she never said "Thanks, Son! You are The Best!"

She was sloshed, Jesus knew it as He said to her, "Woman, What have I to do with you?" The next day they all had to go to Capernahum for her to sleep off the hangover.

It makes sense for Catholics today to revere her. They like to worship anyone other than Jesus. Especially a wino.notice they prefer to show Jesus always dying on the Cross, rather than resurrected. And, their pictures of Mary always show her with a drunken grin.
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Here's the problems with what you have just said...

No one drank water in the old days because it was unhealthy to do so.

Everyone drank wine because it wasn't filled with bacteria, only they didn't know about the bacteria.

As to why she didn't say hi to her son or thank him, she was his mother, HIS MOTHER...

I'm sure if you were Jesus and you show up to a wedding and there was only water to drink, your mom would tell you to turn the water into wine without so much as a hello or a thank you, you'd be lucky if she didn't smite you for not showing what her son can do for the event...

As for Jesus's response clearly he was a little hurt that his mom embarrassed him for not doing more at the wedding you know like marrying the couple or granting some blessing on them.

Life was tough for the son of God and the son of Mary, they literally crucified him in the end....
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We hit the skids of stupidity, so long ago.

You took her husband away from her. The capacity for forgiveness runs deep, but not when you continue to lie. And we know, this BS, Signe Behring is lying. Or Senate Bill if you prefer, goddamn, you continue to inflict pain, and I'm not playin'.
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If this was a joke, it's not a funny one. If you're being serious, God help you.
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Play with fire, OP.
When it happens we probably will never know.
Have a happy life.
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If you discuss religion or religious myths as reality you are mentally ill.





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