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My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?

 
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My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?
The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
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For my sleepy time coffee add the following the the previous recipe:

1 shake of coriander (too much changes the flavor)

5-10 shakes of pumpkin pie spice depending on the lateness of the hour.

2 shakes of allspice.


This recipe was discovered by accident. After adding them a couple times I'd fall asleep at the computer regardless of the time of day. lol
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dude , u should just "Irish it up"
ohyeah
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I would shit my pants after the first sip.
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Re: My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?
The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.

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In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f
distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy.
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In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f
distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy.
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chuckle

Even easier than mine. Still, I don't care for the taste of crystallized coffee. My in-laws love the stuff, though.
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Stevia in coffee = disgusting, real killer coffee is shots of espresso with foamed goat milk and honey, you like what you like i guess. I have blown people's minds on the forest serving them up coffee better than they've had in any coffee shop, I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a sip of what you're doing
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Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine?


Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together!
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" Patches O'Houlihan

"If you had the luck of the Irish, you'd be better off dead." John Lennon
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Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine?


Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together!
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


What's wrong with that? The more caffeine, the better.
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Only OP could fuck up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

s0pran0s-TFUTTAI
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I have a better one. Decent ground coffee. Boil water. French press. Done.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


It's both pretentious and bodacious! It's coffee reserved for royalty. that's what you'll feel like. You'll no longer have to work for "the man" when you ARE the man!

It's not just coffee - it's Matrix coffee.
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Only OP could fuck up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

s0pran0s-TFUTTAI
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I mean, really. Stevia? Turmeric? Salt? PEPPER? In coffee?

Bleh.

And what's the crystal for, OP? That seems dangerous.
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Stevia in coffee = disgusting, real killer coffee is shots of espresso with foamed goat milk and honey, you like what you like i guess. I have blown people's minds on the forest serving them up coffee better than they've had in any coffee shop, I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a sip of what you're doing
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Goat milk???? Goat milk should only be drunk by trolls. Are you one? lol. Drinking goat's milk is why goats are so uggg-laaaay.
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You call that coffee??

Get some fresh Ethiopian whole beans. Grind 70 grams of beans add purified water and you'll have a pot of pure coffee gold. Not sure WTF you are drinking.
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I use molasses in my coffee.
Great Taste too!

Add some Cordyceps, Turkey Tail or Lion's Mane powdered mushroom.

Make it manually through a rigid filter one cup at a time.
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Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine?


Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together!
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


What's wrong with that? The more caffeine, the better.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


That was actually my point.


Had one to wake up just this morning.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" Patches O'Houlihan

"If you had the luck of the Irish, you'd be better off dead." John Lennon
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Only OP could fuck up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

s0pran0s-TFUTTAI
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chuckle
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" Patches O'Houlihan

"If you had the luck of the Irish, you'd be better off dead." John Lennon
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748



That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache.
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Put keurig pod in machine hit start, add soy based cancer causing french vanilla and drink
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Only OP could fuck up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

s0pran0s-TFUTTAI
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72568602


I mean, really. Stevia? Turmeric? Salt? PEPPER? In coffee?

Bleh.

And what's the crystal for, OP? That seems dangerous.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


The crystal is for when you run out of red pills.

Stevia protects your teeth and gives you "wood" as does the bamboo stirrer because it increases nitric oxide utilization by increasing negative ions.

Meanwhile sugar scruffs up food proteins. Do you want scarred, lumpy muscles?

Stirred salt generates re-dox compounds which is damn good for you.

Pepper activates the turmeric. I use turmeric for penance. Sort of like a hair shirt. This is not a sissy drink, but a drink that leaves manly scars - or it would you could actually taste the turmeric. Turmeric is like eating dry dirt only worse.
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Dunkin Donuts... med, hot, cream only
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Only OP could fuck up a perfectly good cup of coffee.

s0pran0s-TFUTTAI
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72568602


I mean, really. Stevia? Turmeric? Salt? PEPPER? In coffee?

Bleh.

And what's the crystal for, OP? That seems dangerous.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


The crystal is for when you run out of red pills.

Stevia protects your teeth and gives you "wood" as does the bamboo stirrer because it increases nitric oxide utilization by increasing negative ions.

Meanwhile sugar scruffs up food proteins. Do you want scarred, lumpy muscles?

Stirred salt generates re-dox compounds which is damn good for you.

Pepper activates the turmeric. I use turmeric for penance. Sort of like a hair shirt. This is not a sissy drink, but a drink that leaves manly scars - or it would you could actually taste the turmeric. Turmeric is like eating dry dirt only worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78042748



Should have known that this ridiculous bullshit could only come from GLP's resident quack spamming pedophile.


Fuck off, Kelly, you low life piece of shit.
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Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine?


Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together!
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


What's wrong with that? The more caffeine, the better.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


That was actually my point.


Had one to wake up just this morning.
 Quoting: Builder of the Adytum


dasbier

But with a coffee cup.
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In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f
distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485


Mmm, there is nothing like the flavo flave of boiling hot water running through plastic!

It'll put hair on your nipples.
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Dunkin Donuts... med, hot, cream only
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They say Dunkin' has the best coffee!
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In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f
distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485


Sounded good until you got to the 38 second wait. Everyone knows that 42 is the answer to life.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


norespect

Folgers...black.

Are you a homosexual?





GLP