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My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?

 
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Cold brew made in a Mason jar. 3-6 hours till perfection of smooth achieved. Then add stevia, cinnamon, nutmeg,ginger. Juuuuust a tiny drop of vanilla extract.
Add half and half. Stir with a silver spoon and add ice. Perfect!
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Do tell...the DIRECTIONS & RECIPE OF INGREDIENTS PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Luv anything made in refrigerator & mason jar. I do live in Texas.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748

Coffee is meant to be strong, black, unsweetened and hot!
Unless it is Irish coffee, then it should be strong on the Irish! (whiskey that is).
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I have a better one. Decent ground coffee. Boil water. French press. Done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76542078


this, right here.. except DO NOT BOIL THE WATER.. use water that is about 140 degrees DO NOT BOIL!

Then let it sit for 5 minutes, pour over cream in cup add sweetener.

Boiling the water will pull out BITTER oils, 140 degrees and you get the nice mellow flavorful oils instead.
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BTW, my coffee sucked this morning. It tasted watery. Gonna make it without water next time ot see if that makes any difference.
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You must try chocolate covered roasted coffee beans.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I'm going to make a wild ass guess - wake and bake?
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Good lord.
10 cups cold water in Pot
2/3rd cup of Costcos finest
Plug percolator in
Wait til done
Put in cup
WAKE UP
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No war for coffee!!
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This sound PERFECT. Most do not appreciate GREATNESS.

I sneak many things into my coffee. Cannot wait to try this.

Turmeric + pepper = bioavailability and fights inflammation.

Cinnamon love it, use only CEYLON CINNAMON as it SUPERIOR to regular cinnamon cassia. Ceylon has many health benefits, fights inflammation, lowers blood sugar, thins blood & many more.

ADEQUATE SALT with many minerals, Himalayan, Celtic or Redmonds are all excellent. Also salt aids your cells at the very basic level to even overcome tinnitus. It takes about 3 weeks to hearing improved without tinnitus. Tinnitus for me seems to be a sensitivity to nnEMF(non native Electro Magnetic Fields).

SALT will be needed to stay healthy for 5G.

[link to forum.jackkruse.com (secure)]



UPGRADE Balance neurotransmitters = Coffee + 100 Mg of THEANINE or TULSI. Simply open capsule & add to coffee.

GrassFedButter is excellent. UPGRADE to GrassFedButter+Coconut oil+all blended in a blender.

You could use MCT oil instead of coconut oil, but I would not. Why? First, most have coconut oil. Second, MCT oil could upset your stomach. Third, MCT oil is derived from coconut oil.

TO MAKE IT FROTHY...but be careful blending hot coffee and then removing lid. I have served this combo when I ran out of cream and no one knew. After all cream is just many dairy fat anyway.

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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


Espresso poured over frothed hot milk, sugar.

Dass it!

Must have 3 before leavin' the house.

Good luck with the "Crystal". Lol.
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9 o'clock coffvee 3 scoops fill pot up half way with purified water thru ionizer sugar cream to taste ,sometimes royal jelly.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.
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clappa
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Cyanide fentanyl and pikes peak roast
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I have a better one. Decent ground coffee. Boil water. French press. Done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76542078


this, right here.. except DO NOT BOIL THE WATER.. use water that is about 140 degrees DO NOT BOIL!

Then let it sit for 5 minutes, pour over cream in cup add sweetener.

Boiling the water will pull out BITTER oils, 140 degrees and you get the nice mellow flavorful oils instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78055541


Interesting. The usual recommendation is for 180-190 degree water. But you obviously prefer 140. Will give it a try by changing the ratio of the boiled and room temp water.
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Add some almond extract and a bit of arsenic. The subject should pass quickly.
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Good lord.
10 cups cold water in Pot
2/3rd cup of Costcos finest
Plug percolator in
Wait til done
Put in cup
WAKE UP
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That's obviously NOT ENOUGH coffee for any man. But it's a good start.
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This sound PERFECT. Most do not appreciate GREATNESS.

I sneak many things into my coffee. Cannot wait to try this.

Turmeric + pepper = bioavailability and fights inflammation.

Cinnamon love it, use only CEYLON CINNAMON as it SUPERIOR to regular cinnamon cassia. Ceylon has many health benefits, fights inflammation, lowers blood sugar, thins blood & many more.

ADEQUATE SALT with many minerals, Himalayan, Celtic or Redmonds are all excellent. Also salt aids your cells at the very basic level to even overcome tinnitus. It takes about 3 weeks to hearing improved without tinnitus. Tinnitus for me seems to be a sensitivity to nnEMF(non native Electro Magnetic Fields).

SALT will be needed to stay healthy for 5G.

[link to forum.jackkruse.com (secure)]



UPGRADE Balance neurotransmitters = Coffee + 100 Mg of THEANINE or TULSI. Simply open capsule & add to coffee.

GrassFedButter is excellent. UPGRADE to GrassFedButter+Coconut oil+all blended in a blender.

You could use MCT oil instead of coconut oil, but I would not. Why? First, most have coconut oil. Second, MCT oil could upset your stomach. Third, MCT oil is derived from coconut oil.

TO MAKE IT FROTHY...but be careful blending hot coffee and then removing lid. I have served this combo when I ran out of cream and no one knew. After all cream is just many dairy fat anyway.
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hf

Salted coffee to fend off 5G! You're my kinda gal!
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


Espresso poured over frothed hot milk, sugar.

Dass it!

Must have 3 before leavin' the house.

Good luck with the "Crystal". Lol.
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My crystal told me you were going to say that!
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Add coffee to cold water in a pan at night before bed, in the morning warm and then strain or filter. You need to try it.
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Add coffee to cold water in a pan at night before bed, in the morning warm and then strain or filter. You need to try it.
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Read about bush coffee in Australia. The grounds are boiled, and a stick is inserted, then the grounds sink. Not sure if it is a specific tree or bush, but sounds interesting.
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You need two large shots of Bushmills. Set them on fire and then pour into the coffee.

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Add coffee to cold water in a pan at night before bed, in the morning warm and then strain or filter. You need to try it.
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Read about bush coffee in Australia. The grounds are boiled, and a stick is inserted, then the grounds sink. Not sure if it is a specific tree or bush, but sounds interesting.
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Adding anything cold will cause the grounds to sink.
I have often forgot and let it boil. I do not like boiled as well as not over heated.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


It's both pretentious and bodacious! It's coffee reserved for royalty. that's what you'll feel like. You'll no longer have to work for "the man" when you ARE the man!

It's not just coffee - it's Matrix coffee.
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Didnt want to say it OP,
but your coffee is gay.
afro
Sorry.

The fact that you had to come post about it gave it away.
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Seaport Dark Roast for the masochists.
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Tim Hortons, Double Double, Off to work
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


THIS!

PRETENTIOUS NECK BEARD alert!

"COFFEE" HAS TWO FUCKING INGREDIENTS!: GROUND COFFEE AND TAP WATER. NO MILK, NO SUGAR,NO SPICES; NO B.S.
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Anyone drink the cat turd coffee?
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No, but I had coffee in Wyoming one time that tasted like it. Dang, I thought Wyoming would have great coffee.

I like the espresso from Black Rifle Coffee or Great Escape Coffee Company with Big Berkey water.
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The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter?

Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee:
Fill water reservoir with water
Put coffee in coffee filter
Press button
Pour 1 oz milk in cup
Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir)

I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee.
 Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™


THIS!

PRETENTIOUS NECK BEARD alert!

"COFFEE" HAS TWO FUCKING INGREDIENTS!: GROUND COFFEE AND TAP WATER. NO MILK, NO SUGAR,NO SPICES; NO B.S.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77376498


You're weak.

Real coffee is made with creek water and an occasional tadpole.
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Re: My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?
The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil.

This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee.

Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup.

2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup

Add boiling water to measuring cup.

Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam)

Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it.

Add the following to your cup:

Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used.

5-6 shakes of ginger

2 cranks of black pepper

1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste)

smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric)

2 shakes of Himalayan salt

Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter

Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup.

Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk.

Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir.



Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a:

Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?
 Quoting: Java Joe 78042748


I would shit my pants after the first sip.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66619947


lmao

Very interesting, OP!

hf
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Re: My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours?
Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee.

AND AN AFFIRMATION TO START YOUR DAY. LUV IT.

I had to change my stirring affirmation earlier this week to,
"Why do I love discovering between me & completing my taxes for the IRS?".





GLP