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My killer coffee recipe...and what's yours? | |
| Java Joe User ID: 78042748  United States10/09/2019 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States10/09/2019 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For my sleepy time coffee add the following the the previous recipe: 1 shake of coriander (too much changes the flavor) 5-10 shakes of pumpkin pie spice depending on the lateness of the hour. 2 shakes of allspice. This recipe was discovered by accident. After adding them a couple times I'd fall asleep at the computer regardless of the time of day. lol |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 66619947 United States10/09/2019 03:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? I would shit my pants after the first sip. |
Deplorable Revbo™  User ID: 73856408 United States10/09/2019 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter? Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee: Fill water reservoir with water Put coffee in coffee filter Press button Pour 1 oz milk in cup Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir) I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee. Last Edited by Revbo™ on 10/09/2019 03:30 PM John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
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| Deplorable Revbo™ User ID: 73856408 United States10/09/2019 03:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485 distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy.  Even easier than mine. Still, I don't care for the taste of crystallized coffee. My in-laws love the stuff, though. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73774137 United States10/09/2019 03:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stevia in coffee = disgusting, real killer coffee is shots of espresso with foamed goat milk and honey, you like what you like i guess. I have blown people's minds on the forest serving them up coffee better than they've had in any coffee shop, I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a sip of what you're doing |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76542078 United States10/09/2019 03:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? I have a better one. Decent ground coffee. Boil water. French press. Done. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States10/09/2019 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter? Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee: Fill water reservoir with water Put coffee in coffee filter Press button Pour 1 oz milk in cup Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir) I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee. It's both pretentious and bodacious! It's coffee reserved for royalty. that's what you'll feel like. You'll no longer have to work for "the man" when you ARE the man! It's not just coffee - it's Matrix coffee. |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States10/09/2019 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stevia in coffee = disgusting, real killer coffee is shots of espresso with foamed goat milk and honey, you like what you like i guess. I have blown people's minds on the forest serving them up coffee better than they've had in any coffee shop, I'd have to be pretty desperate to take a sip of what you're doing Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73774137 Goat milk???? Goat milk should only be drunk by trolls. Are you one? lol. Drinking goat's milk is why goats are so uggg-laaaay. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77095110 United States10/09/2019 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine? Quoting: Builder of the Adytum Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together! What's wrong with that? The more caffeine, the better. That was actually my point. Had one to wake up just this morning. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72447176 United States10/09/2019 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 56086007  Canada10/09/2019 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States10/09/2019 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, really. Stevia? Turmeric? Salt? PEPPER? In coffee? Bleh. And what's the crystal for, OP? That seems dangerous. The crystal is for when you run out of red pills. Stevia protects your teeth and gives you "wood" as does the bamboo stirrer because it increases nitric oxide utilization by increasing negative ions. Meanwhile sugar scruffs up food proteins. Do you want scarred, lumpy muscles? Stirred salt generates re-dox compounds which is damn good for you. Pepper activates the turmeric. I use turmeric for penance. Sort of like a hair shirt. This is not a sissy drink, but a drink that leaves manly scars - or it would you could actually taste the turmeric. Turmeric is like eating dry dirt only worse. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72447176 United States10/09/2019 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I mean, really. Stevia? Turmeric? Salt? PEPPER? In coffee? Bleh. And what's the crystal for, OP? That seems dangerous. The crystal is for when you run out of red pills. Stevia protects your teeth and gives you "wood" as does the bamboo stirrer because it increases nitric oxide utilization by increasing negative ions. Meanwhile sugar scruffs up food proteins. Do you want scarred, lumpy muscles? Stirred salt generates re-dox compounds which is damn good for you. Pepper activates the turmeric. I use turmeric for penance. Sort of like a hair shirt. This is not a sissy drink, but a drink that leaves manly scars - or it would you could actually taste the turmeric. Turmeric is like eating dry dirt only worse. Should have known that this ridiculous bullshit could only come from GLP's resident quack spamming pedophile. Fuck off, Kelly, you low life piece of shit. |
| Deplorable Revbo™ User ID: 73856408 United States10/09/2019 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you know by adding you cocoa to coffee you are adding caffeine? Quoting: Builder of the Adytum Don't know why it took me so long to put 2 and 2 together! What's wrong with that? The more caffeine, the better. That was actually my point. Had one to wake up just this morning.  But with a coffee cup. John 8:32 And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States10/09/2019 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In a 68 degree f room pour 6.85oz of 193 degree f Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485 distilled water in a "silver" cup and add 1 solo packet of Foldgers instant classic, stir, wait 38 seconds, enjoy. Mmm, there is nothing like the flavo flave of boiling hot water running through plastic! It'll put hair on your nipples. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 60052792 United States10/09/2019 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name?  Folgers...black. Are you a homosexual? |
