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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/09/2019 04:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? Folgers...black. Are you a homosexual? No. Not that there isn't anything wrong with that. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/09/2019 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter? Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee: Fill water reservoir with water Put coffee in coffee filter Press button Pour 1 oz milk in cup Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir) I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee. Would prefer adding milk first but with a 24 ounce cup the mixture touches most of the filter screen when you're adding as much milk as this recipe calls for. Maybe a with a bigger cup, but then a larger screen would be needed. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/09/2019 05:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I put the k cup in the keurig and drink it. Who the fuck has time for all this bullshit? Quoting: Truth 123 77747381 Slaves have no time. Fools drink coffee made using boiling water strained through a plastic cup. Those Georgia Guide Stones might as well have your name chiseled into it. Did ya ever think of that? The time you save will be spent waiting for a CAT scan and in a nursing home because brain cells coated in plastic need extra loving care. |
Zorro A. Knievel Esq. User ID: 73556435 United States 10/09/2019 05:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? That sounds gayer than cum on a mustache. COVID IS NOT FUCKING REAL, WW3 AIN'T GUNNA HAPPEN. TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TV. [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] |
Zorro A. Knievel Esq. User ID: 73556435 United States 10/09/2019 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? Folgers...black. Are you a homosexual? Have you tried Folgers 1850? COVID IS NOT FUCKING REAL, WW3 AIN'T GUNNA HAPPEN. TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TV. [link to youtube.com (secure)] [link to youtube.com (secure)] |
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RepublicofTexas User ID: 49133205 United States 10/09/2019 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Someone forward these to star butts. For variety just break off a partial cinnamon stick and add to the mr coffee basket. Last Edited by RepublicofTexas on 10/09/2019 06:30 PM Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail." |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/09/2019 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yerba mate or guayasa all the way Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72810610 Every store bought ground coffee has mycotoxins in them, and it’s super acidic, and it tricks your GI tract into when it thinks there should be a bowel movement.... Will try that when the coffee gets low. Thanks for the tip. Do they taste at all like coffee? Sampled kava kava once - OMG - it should be a crime to trick anyone into trying it. |
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eatinmraw User ID: 41033436 United States 10/09/2019 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? I would shit my pants after the first sip. Easy to solve. Just don't wear pants when drinkin this madman's coffee. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/09/2019 06:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? I would shit my pants after the first sip. Easy to solve. Just don't wear pants when drinkin this madman's coffee. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! On the plus side, being on the floor does make it easier to lick up the drippings! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72810610 United States 10/09/2019 09:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yerba mate or guayasa all the way Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72810610 Every store bought ground coffee has mycotoxins in them, and it’s super acidic, and it tricks your GI tract into when it thinks there should be a bowel movement.... Will try that when the coffee gets low. Thanks for the tip. Do they taste at all like coffee? Sampled kava kava once - OMG - it should be a crime to trick anyone into trying it. Yerba mate or guayasa all the way Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72810610 Every store bought ground coffee has mycotoxins in them, and it’s super acidic, and it tricks your GI tract into when it thinks there should be a bowel movement.... Will try that when the coffee gets low. Thanks for the tip. Do they taste at all like coffee? Sampled kava kava once - OMG - it should be a crime to trick anyone into trying it. No prob man. And I will occasionally have coffee (organic whole bean, fresh grind, all glass French press), but I just like to have something else in the caffeine rotation. As for taste, it’s like a mix between tea and coffee, moreso for the guayasa leaf. They’re both def herbalish, with a predominant tea kinda taste, but they both taste distinctly different. Yerba is slightly stronger, but has more of that tea/earthy taste. Never had the kava though! There are many other plants that produce natural caffeine, but they are so hard/impossible to get in the states! The yerba/guayasa are the only two imports I’ve been able to find.. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 78042748 United States 10/10/2019 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put keurig pod in machine hit start, add soy based cancer causing french vanilla and drink Quoting: Anonymous Coward 56086007 Some sound advice: never trust anyone who drinks only one cup of coffee at a sitting. Besides what could go wrong drinking something that is being filtered through hot plastic? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77713188 United States 10/10/2019 05:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is the most complicated and pretentious damn cup of coffee I've ever heard of. Who has time for that at 6:00 in the morning? or 8:00 at night for that matter? Quoting: Deplorable Revbo™ Here's my recipe for the perfect cup of coffee: Fill water reservoir with water Put coffee in coffee filter Press button Pour 1 oz milk in cup Pour coffee on top of milk (saves a step by not having to stir) I'm in this for the caffeine. The spiritual awakening is for church. At which we have coffee, incidentally, but not weird coffee. Just coffee. ^^^THIS^^^ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76770632 United States 10/10/2019 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The elixir of life...coffee! Coffee is so vital that the beans are the #2 worldwide international commodity after oil. Quoting: Java Joe 78042748 This recipe is for 16 ounces of coffee. Boil 14 ounces of water keeping 2 ounces of spring water in measuring cup. 2 tablespoons coffee grounds in measuring cup Add boiling water to measuring cup. Stir with bamboo shishkabob stick or wooden spoon, not metal or plastic. Focus on the swirling coffee and ask a couple times, "Why do I love discovering what's between me and loving kindness?" This allows you to turn your killer coffee into lover's coffee. Use a 24-ounce porcelain or ceramic cup (no paper, plastic or styrofoam) Add a large quartz crystal to your cup big enough that you won't accidentally swallow it. Add the following to your cup: Sprinkle stevia to taste (Sweet Leaf brand is the one I use.) Don't overuse pure stevia or your coffee can taste metallic. Sweet Leaf has inulin in it which prevents that from happening unless way to much is used. 5-6 shakes of ginger 2 cranks of black pepper 1-2 shakes of turmeric (the pepper and turmeric are to help with joints and memory not for taste) smother turmeric with cinnamon powder to mask the taste of the turmeric) 2 shakes of Himalayan salt Two thin pats of salted Irish grass fed butter Use a filter to pour the coffee into your cup. Add 8-10 ounces of raw milk. Add raw or organic honey to add body and stir. Be prepared to feel like this guy: :5a: Now it's your turn. What's your favorite DIY recipe? Or your favorite coffee shoppe coffee name? For my sleepy time coffee add the following the the previous recipe: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78042748 1 shake of coriander (too much changes the flavor) 5-10 shakes of pumpkin pie spice depending on the lateness of the hour. 2 shakes of allspice. This recipe was discovered by accident. After adding them a couple times I'd fall asleep at the computer regardless of the time of day. lol Wow |