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So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...

 
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So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
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10/10/2019 11:34 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
#Now you know what they want you to kneel for
#Shut up and dribble
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10/10/2019 11:35 AM

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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.”
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10/10/2019 11:36 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
The part about you shitting really personalized the story for me. Gives it a raw, journalistic kind of edge. This deserves a Pulitzer.
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10/10/2019 11:41 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


I wish i could bro. Im not the one to turn a blind eye.

You would've ignored???
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10/10/2019 11:45 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
What business is it of yours what he does with a turtle that perhaps he legally harvested? Maybe he was going to cook the turtle from the outside in? Asians eat everything.
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10/10/2019 11:49 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


felony animal cruelty... good for 5 years in prison.
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10/10/2019 11:52 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
The part about you shitting really personalized the story for me. Gives it a raw, journalistic kind of edge. This deserves a Pulitzer.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


I see it differently. I think the shitting part stole the story's thunder.
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


I wish i could bro. Im not the one to turn a blind eye.

You would've ignored???
 Quoting: Frozen water


i wouldn't have my window rigged so i could look out of it while i am shitting hello!!!!
“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them.”
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10/10/2019 11:57 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


hesright
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
felony animal cruelty... good for 5 years in prison.
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


Ain't that just real inclusive.





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