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So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...

 
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So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
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10/10/2019 11:34 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
#Now you know what they want you to kneel for
#Shut up and dribble
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10/10/2019 11:35 AM

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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
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10/10/2019 11:36 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
The part about you shitting really personalized the story for me. Gives it a raw, journalistic kind of edge. This deserves a Pulitzer.
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10/10/2019 11:41 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


I wish i could bro. Im not the one to turn a blind eye.

You would've ignored???
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10/10/2019 11:45 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
What business is it of yours what he does with a turtle that perhaps he legally harvested? Maybe he was going to cook the turtle from the outside in? Asians eat everything.
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10/10/2019 11:49 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


felony animal cruelty... good for 5 years in prison.
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10/10/2019 11:52 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
The part about you shitting really personalized the story for me. Gives it a raw, journalistic kind of edge. This deserves a Pulitzer.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


I see it differently. I think the shitting part stole the story's thunder.
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


I wish i could bro. Im not the one to turn a blind eye.

You would've ignored???
 Quoting: Frozen water


i wouldn't have my window rigged so i could look out of it while i am shitting hello!!!!
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10/10/2019 11:57 AM
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
Little background on him. Dosen't speak english. From a china or somewhere over there. Prolly in his 60's.

Im watching "it" fooling around crouched down with a propane blow torch; you know the one you use to kill weeds.

A big one!

He finally gets it lit and what the fuk is he doing????

He had a big turtle on its back! He was spinning it around and um..........

I saw its little legs kicking and flailing around. I dont even know if i wiped before i was down stairs hanging out the back window. Hey!!!! YOOOOOOO!!!!!!

oh now he wants to hide it.

What to do man. Im soo fuking pissed im shaking.
 Quoting: Frozen water


mind your business!
 Quoting: Q33


hesright
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Re: So im up stairs taking a shit watching my neighbor...
felony animal cruelty... good for 5 years in prison.
 Quoting: nwo_watcher_911


Ain't that just real inclusive.





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