Ahhh! Someone who GETS it! Once you've used a Bidet, you never want to use anything else.


Proctologists have suggested bidets for decades to patients suffering from chronic hemorroids or other rectal problems. They are also ideal for the elderly or people with mobility issues.

And, for the whiners claiming that bidets only waste more water - the average use involves MAYBE 8oz. unless you really enjoy the ride. Which CAN happen to people who lack any other thrills in their lives like those with full bookshelves next to their commodes.

As for drying afterward? Many bidets come with air-dryers; otherwise the paper you use to dry is just a fraction of what is normally used to keep your fingers out of a freshly-filthy crack. In most cases, a bidet will pay for itself in less than a year from TP savings alone, especially if you're really hairy and have to spin off 6' of paper before you even start to feel clean... that's just adding waste upon waste down the sewer pipes.

Now: what about a jet of COLD water hitting your uber-sweet spot? The temperature in your water lines will be the same as the ambient one in your entire house! If you keep your house cold, the first water out of that nozzle will match it and vice-versa if your house is warmer. In any event, the initial shock vanishes within a few seconds and after that you may not want to get up off your new, improved throne. BOTTOMline: you really don't need a bidet with a heated water option.


The only thing the OP's video got right is that we should all reduce our carbon footprint and a bidet is a great way to start. Besides, your Ass will thank you for it!

Doubters need only watch a few YouTube videos of first time bidet users who all have ONE thing in common... a big-assed GRIN on their faces!

TRUST ME ON THIS: a $35 bidet makes a great Christmas gift the recipient will be talking about -and using- for the rest of their lives. But, give yourself one first!