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Prayers for EVH....Eddie Van Halen getting visits from ex-wife Valerie Bertineli

 
Manny Ramirez
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I got a blowjob from the chick hes been bagging the last 15 years. We used to race our cars to her house on the weekends. Whoever got there first got the best blowjob ever. I never fucked her. She was with Manny Ramirez of the Cleveland Indians and Robbie Alomar... she was such a whore...lol EVH probably got some shit from that nasty hole.
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We were always shocked how you never stopped to think that maybe your mom gave you messed up directions. Next time try Google maps, loser!
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Hi Eddie,
I'm here for the rest of my stuff.


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This bitch is about to die.
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Re: Prayers for EVH....Eddie Van Halen getting visits from ex-wife Valerie Bertineli
Dr Watts is about to get a demonstration in quantum hatchet work from Tesla.

Knock it the fuck off, or I am going to leak things about this situation from a decade ago that you do not want disclosed.
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Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!
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You’re wrong, but your entitled to your opinion.
You could at least name drop some of your favorite guitarists, if you have any, kitty cat. Peace
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Van Halen - Diver Down - Big Bad Bill

Eddie's dad on clarinet.


Dave: "I think it's a great song. And there's been this thread winding its way through all of Van Halen's music and all of our albums since beginning with 'Ice Cream Man.' I played acoustic guitar and songs like this for quite a while before I ever joined Van Halen. It's music. Why do I have to bang my head to every single song on every single album? I don't think the audience has that much lack of creativity or imagination."

Eddie: "It was Dave's idea to do 'Big Bad Bill'. He bought himself one of those Sanyo Walkman-type things with the FM-AM radio, and you can record off the radio if you like something you hear. He was up in his bedroom at his father's house and he found that if he stood in a certain spot and pointed his antenna a certain way, he picked up this weird radio station in Louisville, Kentucky. He recorded 'Big Bad Bill' and played it to us, and we started laughing ourselves silly and going, 'That is bad! Let's do it!' Dave suggested, 'Hey, we can get your old man to play the clarinet.' We said, 'sure.'

"It's so funny, because I couldn't play the song for you right now. I had to read because there were so many chords, I just couldn't remember it. So here's my father to the left of me, sitting on a chair with a music stand in front of him, and I'm sitting next to him with sheet music in a stand. Mike was there, too, playing like an acoustic guitar bass – the kind they have in Mexican restaurants where they come up, play in front of your face, and aggravate you. We had a great time. It looked like an old '30s or '40s session. I used some thick Gibson hollowbody with f-holes. My father hadn't played in a long time because he had lost his left-hand middle finger about 10 years ago. He was nervous, and we told him, 'Jan, just have a good time. We make mistakes! That's what makes it real.' I love what he did, but he was thinking back 10 years ago when he was smokin', playing jazz and stuff. He played exactly what we wanted."


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Saw a story that Ed is going to Germany for treatments...
I saw this from metal head zone today about former brother in law chiming in about the sad news.
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Saw a story that Ed is going to Germany for treatments...
I saw this from metal head zone today about former brother in law chiming in about the sad news.
[link to metalheadzone.com (secure)]
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Swiderski with sad news?
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We need Eddie Van Halen!

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Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!
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You're a dick!

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hesright
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Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!
byekitty
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Wow! You actually came on GLP and said Eddie was overrated.
You need to do a little research before you write next time.
Eddie was and is one of the most talented musicians of all time, he was so much more than a guitar man.
You get the idiot of the night award agumball
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Agreed. What a miserable person to make such a comment.
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Aww come on, Eddie Van Halen was hardly overrated.
NOBODY re-invented the electric guitar like that, and all 80’s rock guitar
showed his influence.
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Thanks for the account upgrade -whoever you are!

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G O A T



Listen and learn haters!

20/20

Perfect Vision

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2020 All will see again...
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G O A T



Listen and learn haters!

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bump
20/20

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If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

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That’s so sad to hear. Always loved Van Halen’s music.
He had a vacation condominium in the same complex where I lived in AZ.
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G O A T



Listen and learn haters!

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I found a fantastic video a couple years ago on You Tube “We won’t get fooled again” Sung by Eddy Van Halen and The Who together.
It has since been removed & was wondering if there was a way to find this video. Thanks in advance.:)
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If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

[link to montrealgazette.com (secure)]
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According to an TMZ article October 13, Eddie Van Halen is flying to Germany for throat cancer treatment.
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Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!
byekitty
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You must be a Millenial POS. Go listen to your Ariana Grande music and piss off.
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Love you Eddie . Prayers to God for your recovery .


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...rumor has it .. when EVH gets strong, Mike and Sam are ready for the reunion tour and songs for a new album ..


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If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

[link to montrealgazette.com (secure)]
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Fuck that Ho ass biatch. She’s a piece of shit.
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He has treated Micheal Anthony like shit.
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He has treated Micheal Anthony like shit.
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Please stop the negative energy .

Eddie needs white light right now .

Send Eddie your healing energy

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was wondering who the next 70s/80s rock person was gonna die, usually happens in 3s.

eddie money
rick ocasek
eddie van halen?
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As long as it isn’t Al Yankovic.
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was wondering who the next 70s/80s rock person was gonna die, usually happens in 3s.

eddie money
rick ocasek
eddie van halen?
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As long as it isn’t Al Yankovic.
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Valerie is hot. OK, was hot. But weren’t we all back then? Well, Maybe you weren’t, but I was. I had cool hair. I’m not so hot any more, the hair is disappearing, but I’m still getting hit on in the gym by much younger ladies and I’m almost 60.

Maybe you weren’t born wen Valerie and Eddie got married, that’s OK too. Valerie may be older than your mom. Time is relative, always on the march.
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Can't scream without a tongue. verysad
I have been willfully ignorant of the repercussions of remaining in my past mistakes, past their fermentation point.
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stupid alcoholics

G.D.


booze is just a fk up
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stupid alcoholics

G.D.


booze is just a fk up
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Yeah it is looking like he has drunk him self to death. His brother had it bad as well.
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Aww come on, Eddie Van Halen was hardly overrated.
NOBODY re-invented the electric guitar like that, and all 80’s rock guitar
showed his influence.
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hesright
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He was the jimmy page of the 80s. Hands down.
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Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!
byekitty
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I agee. I am weary of the general populace worshipping mere humans instead of the true God (Yahweh) and his son Yeshua. It is especially egregious when the populace worships black or brown imbeciles. I never cater to musicians, sports stars, actors, media personalities, etc. They are human and bleed just like I do, and they can go fuck themselves.





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