Prayers for EVH....Eddie Van Halen getting visits from ex-wife Valerie Bertineli

I got a blowjob from the chick hes been bagging the last 15 years. We used to race our cars to her house on the weekends. Whoever got there first got the best blowjob ever. I never fucked her. She was with Manny Ramirez of the Cleveland Indians and Robbie Alomar... she was such a whore...lol EVH probably got some shit from that nasty hole.

Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!

Van Halen - Diver Down - Big Bad Bill

Eddie's dad on clarinet.


Dave: "I think it's a great song. And there's been this thread winding its way through all of Van Halen's music and all of our albums since beginning with 'Ice Cream Man.' I played acoustic guitar and songs like this for quite a while before I ever joined Van Halen. It's music. Why do I have to bang my head to every single song on every single album? I don't think the audience has that much lack of creativity or imagination."

Eddie: "It was Dave's idea to do 'Big Bad Bill'. He bought himself one of those Sanyo Walkman-type things with the FM-AM radio, and you can record off the radio if you like something you hear. He was up in his bedroom at his father's house and he found that if he stood in a certain spot and pointed his antenna a certain way, he picked up this weird radio station in Louisville, Kentucky. He recorded 'Big Bad Bill' and played it to us, and we started laughing ourselves silly and going, 'That is bad! Let's do it!' Dave suggested, 'Hey, we can get your old man to play the clarinet.' We said, 'sure.'

"It's so funny, because I couldn't play the song for you right now. I had to read because there were so many chords, I just couldn't remember it. So here's my father to the left of me, sitting on a chair with a music stand in front of him, and I'm sitting next to him with sheet music in a stand. Mike was there, too, playing like an acoustic guitar bass – the kind they have in Mexican restaurants where they come up, play in front of your face, and aggravate you. We had a great time. It looked like an old '30s or '40s session. I used some thick Gibson hollowbody with f-holes. My father hadn't played in a long time because he had lost his left-hand middle finger about 10 years ago. He was nervous, and we told him, 'Jan, just have a good time. We make mistakes! That's what makes it real.' I love what he did, but he was thinking back 10 years ago when he was smokin', playing jazz and stuff. He played exactly what we wanted."

Saw a story that Ed is going to Germany for treatments...
I saw this from metal head zone today about former brother in law chiming in about the sad news.
[link to metalheadzone.com (secure)]

You're a dick!

Wow! You actually came on GLP and said Eddie was overrated.
You need to do a little research before you write next time.
Eddie was and is one of the most talented musicians of all time, he was so much more than a guitar man.
You get the idiot of the night award

Aww come on, Eddie Van Halen was hardly overrated.
NOBODY re-invented the electric guitar like that, and all 80’s rock guitar
showed his influence.

G O A T



Listen and learn haters!

If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

[link to montrealgazette.com (secure)]

G O A T



Listen and learn haters!

If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

[link to montrealgazette.com (secure)]

Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!

If this is true, this is not a good sign. I pray he pulls through.

Montreal Gazette reports:

As rumours swirl that Eddie Van Halen is very ill and suffering from an unconfirmed illness, those close to him – including one particular pretty woman – have recently made it a point to visit him, for what they fear may be the last time.

[link to montrealgazette.com (secure)]

He has treated Micheal Anthony like shit.

was wondering who the next 70s/80s rock person was gonna die, usually happens in 3s.

eddie money
rick ocasek
eddie van halen?

As long as it isn’t Al Yankovic.

stupid alcoholics

G.D.


booze is just a fk up

stupid alcoholics

G.D.


booze is just a fk up

Who gives a flying fuck?!? All he was was a musician, not some kind of God! And an overrated musician at that!