I think when Jesus shows up he is going to be hopping steaming mad.

he's gonna say we did it to ourselves.

I would say vagina steaming mad.

I dont even believe in the bible or the biblical god, but that jesus cat sounds pretty awesome, he beat bankers for usury and hung around with hookers and he had a crew of 12 dudes and loved to party with wine and fish dinners.

jesus sounds alright

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Yes. Vagina steaming mad.


Jesus is back... And this time he's turning water into street justice.

Watch as he feeds the masses... Not with fish or bread but with hot fuggin' lead.

"We shall see Him as He is" + "no man can look upon God and live"....2+2=4.....not gonna be pretty for evildoers!!!!!!

And ya know what is the coolest thing he ever did?

He died for our sins so we may have the ever lasting life.

That's next level awesome...

Id rather stand before god carrying my cross and answering for my sins than some of these people pushing electroshock and psyche drugs and gender bending drugs on children etc.

Couldnt pay me billions to switch places with them when we all go before the judgment seat.

For what doth it profit a man if he gains the world and loses his soul.

And they will pray for the rocks and mountains they hide under to fall on them and cover and hide them from the face of God.

Atheists think theists are nutters.

Atheists that fight and rail and argue against something they dont think even exists.

Who is really nuts??

It’s your turn.

How awesome is that?!

Who did he pay!

I think jesus should accept responsibility for his dumb sheep.

You're all evil doers, sinners just like the rest. Blind to your hypocrisy just like the Pharisees of old.

To bad this fairy tale is not coming back, we'll see Godzilla first.

haha OP,

I cant personally guess his temperament, but i think your mostly right lol.


Mostly i think everyone is just going to be glad to see each other.

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So he is god and knows everything that happened and everything that will happen. You think he been mad for last 2000 years?

He still mad bro?

I thought it was all about love?

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Yes...it will be a rather..melty..experience for them.

If only they knew the trials they have olanned for them. Ouch

Group a b c d e all hate me for doing no crimes it happen all the time different methods ofgroups . Throw away sensitizing people hi I like mind control on people to death hi hi

I killed Jesus.

My bad.

A joke I once heard: "Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!"

He's going to be pissed, alright. He is coming back to judge the nations, and all living and dead.

Jesus killed all of you.

In the most terrible ways.

From Zechariah 14:

And this shall be the plague wherewith the Lord will smite all the people that have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet, and their eyes shall consume away in their holes, and their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.

And it shall come to pass in that day, that a great tumult from the Lord shall be among them; and they shall lay hold every one on the hand of his neighbour, and his hand shall rise up against the hand of his neighbour.



So, not only will Jesus MELT soldiers coming against Jerusalem while they stand on their feet, he will cause those still at home in the enemy nations to turn on each other, a la Gideon-style, and to slay one another in a hallucinatory frenzy.

Yeah, He's pissed off.