God is made out to be such a pushy ass goodies two shoes well I'm the real jesus christ and I'm one bad mofo..

Anyone who read the Bible wouldn't come to that conclusion OP.

Do you think he'll be happy that you're here saying you're Jesus?

I'm the God jesus playing jesus in the flesh while trying to live a good life in the new day and age..

Trust me the real God hates feds snitches CIA and the rest of the man hating bitches.. the real God has the real mankind back.. duck the system**^*

The true God hates all the shit cunts..

Why didn't you come down from the clouds with legions of angels in your wake?

Cause I had to incarnate through birth just like everyone else well almost like everyone else but it is what it is..

Damnit OP, are you high?

No not high

Alright; but if you're not him. It's a very serious sin to declare yourself God.

There's lots of people saying they are Jesus and they are usually cursed with mental problems and/or demonic oppression.

To release yourself from it; is to repent and cry out to Jesus for forgiveness.

Are you fucking retarded? I am the supreme god in the flesh.. I'm that guy since the start of the millennium you been seeing evil upon like a movie screen in the back of your head.. judgments are finalizing upon all of you..

Ya OP, we want what your smoking

Yes the day of judgement will come and the day of the LORD will be great and terrible.

The wise look for it; the fools cry for its arrival.

No.

I don't do drugs anymore.. but I did buy a crack pipe online recently.. maybe I'll have a good puff or two in the near future..blah

None of you want my day to arrive cause most of your souls are fallen against me no matter what religion or righteoussness you claim..

No no, the fools who cry for it do. As it says in the Bible.
I see them online all the time.

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Yeh but most of them arnt my people but they follow a false image and persona of me and they will expire in the supreme fire.. if always liked lighting fires ;)

If they knew; they wouldn't call for it.

Just like those who proclaim themselves God.

I am who I am.. I couldn't give two fucks about what the rest of you think..

I smell something burning...snif...snif... oh its you!

If you're the real Jesus where are the holes in your hands, feet and side from being crucified?