Ascended Master David Wilcock Is The Most Important Man In Modern History

His name was banned on GLP since dirt was new for a reason.
Sad to see that name can be mentioned here again.

Before a troll rips this thread, - David is not gay and has a wonderful charismatic wife.

You sir are full of shit

I know for certain, via what he has done directly for me that David Wilcock is for real and does not deserve to be troll thrashed. The fact he is also proves he's real.

Who are you trying to fool?

I don't really follow Wilcock much, only enough to know he's a legit voice and that he's definitely spiritually balanced and a decent guy. NO ONE who's not real will do what he did for me directly. I will not go into details on this, but the guy's legit, bank on it.

Yes! That's right! You heard it first here on GLP. Big disclosure coming again!!
David is the messiah for modern times.
In anticipation of this monumental moment in human history, for a limited time only, David will be selling his new action figures at half price.

That's right! Each action figure has moving limbs, fabulous clothes and detachable forehead. This is the perfect stocking stuffer, supplies are limited. Get yours now!!

Choose from Kerry Fatassidy, Ben Fulloshitford, grey aliens, and of course David himself and his back up band The Descended Testicals and Ass-ended Masters.

And that's not all! If you are one of the first 100 to order David will throw in a free CD with some of Davids most iconic songs, including his viral rap "Do Da Ra-Cock" and his greatest hit of all "Flaming Kachinas".

What are you waiting for! Operators are standing by. All sales are final. Absolutely no refunds!

I am currently a level 69 accended master in the Wilcockian Sex Magik course.

Yeah i'm not really sure 100% about Wilcock, but he really can't complain about getting trolled online because the way he often structures his content gives people a reason to. Basically he can't argue that he is often unreasonable in what he expects people to believe or that he isn't coming across as conceited sometimes, he can't, just can't, not without making things worse anyway.

honestly, I think it would be kinda fitting if David Wilcock was 'the guy' to finally reveal disclosure

he's spent his whole life going after it and honestly I think it would have a epicness to it, not as comedic as a transvestite reveal causing world war 3, but still pretty cool. Wilcock at a podium with a 12 foot tall blue bird alien ... pops for me.

David has been pulling the "imminent disclosure" scam since the 90s. It never happens, but in the meantime he always writes books, gives conferences, sells merchandise and there are always new people that don't know his history will buy it. It's a cycle. He trolls conspiracy sites, collects ideas and repackages them as his own. Then he tries to sell those ideas back to the people that came up with them by appealing to their confirmation bias. It's pretty disgusting and dishonest. Hiding behind love and light to scam others. He deserves ridicule and nobody does it better than GLP.

Sorry. Double post again.

Last Edited by KeepingItReal on 10/19/2019 09:48 PM

Wasn't he working with that Goody guy?
Read some time ago what he said was fake, as in satyre.
Dunno if it was meant for one thing or for all.

As a general rule, anyone that would go fake once and gets away with it, even makes money is likely to do it again. And again.

There was a whole "new age" industry spawned in the 90s, propelled by the pop culture that sprung up around the X Files. A lot of these people were on Art Bell back in the day, and it was fun, but I honestly can't think of those guest predictions that actually happened. Some have faded into obscurity, while others like Wilcock are still at it, no matter how many times their predictions fail.

why did they change the opening to ancient aliens ? ditched their signature ditty into a speech about going through doorways

you mean the one with 7 black belts?

she is just a female version of Wilcock, ie full of it

Fake, fraud and both are on the way down and out.

You can only lie, steal, and cheat for so long, before people catch on and ditch you.

People are ditching the Wilcock and Goode blue chicken cult because it is just word salad garbage dressed up to sound good.

Hes awesome... he reinforces all the reasons why I love God and accepted Christ...

David Wilcock can actually fly. He's magic.

If that event was real, and it possibly was, it would be huge.

It never became part of scientology, but El Ron went to Tibet and actually witnessed a presentation where monks would fly the same way. This is not anything new. It was just something he talked about.

I know there are some magicians that do a flying act that looks totally real, but when the monks did it they had people around them 360, it was not faked. We probably really do live in an artificial construct that can be manipulated.

No he is not legit, and he is not a decent guy.

He steals and tells lies all for fame and money.

I don't care what 'nice words' you say - if you are stealing and telling lies at the same time - you are garbage.

David is a legend

hI dAVID. i'M SOMEWHAT A FAN.

DID GRAHAM HANCOCK GET MY MESSAGE ABOUT GOBEKLI TEPE SPIRAL BEING THE MILKY WAY?

GOOD, GOOD.

HAS HE ESTABLISHED WHICH DIRECTION THE ANDROMEDA HILL MIGHT BE IF IT WERE ALSO BUILT AND BURIED?

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. APPROXIMATELY 25 TIMES THE DIAMETER OF THE SPIRAL.

OKAY THEN, KEEP ME INFORMED.

YES, IT WILL BE A LOT OF WORK. tELL HIM I WISH HIM ALL THE LUCK.

i'LL REMEMBER. AGAIN, THANK YOU, DAVID.

Last Edited by I am the snake on 10/20/2019 09:14 PM

You sir may also be.... a master!!!

Dozens of people witnessed David fly out of the window of that building. They said his erection was so pronounced that it actually tore through his pants as he stepped through and soared away.

lol, David does not come to GLP and read the hundreds of threads that ridicule him

Graham Hancock is the real deal.

David Wilcock is a fraud, a thief and a liar.

David - IF you DO read this, be aware that legal action is being prepared against you for two counts of financial fraud.

Also, several well-known authors are considering a class action regarding how much of their material was CUT and PASTED as your work, in your books.

Too bad 2012 didn't happen as you predicted, because now you have to return all that money you stole and you have to account for your theft of other people's work, that you claimed as your own.

DO NOT ATTEMPT

I WILL NOW WATCH A DAVID WILCOCK VIDEO IN PROTEST.

IT'S REALLY TOUGH TO EXPLAIN HOW MYSTICAL AND SPIRITUAL THIS KNOWLEDGE REALLY IS.

WE FALL INTO A PARADOX WHERE GOD HAS ABANDONED US

THE WORD "NO" BRINGS US INTO FOCUS.

SORROW AND PAIN; ACCEPTABILITY LEVEL: DIFFICULT

WE HAVE HAD OUR LUMPS
LOST OUR JOBS
LOST LOVED ONES

POWERFULL ECHO

CATHEDRAL REVERB

GOD IS EVERYWHERE

EMENATING FROM MY HEART

FEEL MY ORIGINAL WOUND.

LITTLE PERSONS

FINGER MY NAIL HOLES!



Last Edited by I am the snake on 10/20/2019 11:04 PM