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new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail!

 
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Op's a fucktard square plain and simple.


A blood test won't determine how high you're on Cannabis fucktard.


Get back to us when you have some proof of a Breathalyzer that shows "how high you are".

LMAO

Its not like alcohol with an easy identifier in the blood stream that is also indicated in an Exhale!

But you're a fucking square and you don't know any better, which makes it hilarious.
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And look at this shit, their own "pot culture" rag has to warn them against being the assholes they are.

How fucking pathetic is that?!?


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“LOL you are going to jail!”

Op hate to burst your bubble but this is a good thing.

This means people can smoke weed when they get home from work and not have to worry about hurting themselves 2 weeks later and failing a UA.

You lose again.
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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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No.. pothead.
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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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WTF is "Share Blue"???
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A huge group of LEFTIST POTHEADS that try to steer evevy conversation toward communism... because it just has not been done "right" yet.
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I actually drive better when I'm stoned.
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of course you do pothead...

Problem is, everyone else knows you are full of shit and completely delusional.
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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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No, mods; please do not delete this filth. With all the people who claim to be Conservatives on here, they should respect free speech for others as much as they do for themselves and let this fool make himself entertain the forum with his posts as much as he wants. He doesn’t hurt anybody and the only reason anybody wants him gone is because he “offends” them.
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Don’t you ever get laid asshole !!!?

Perhaps a proctologist would be more fitting to have the enormous pole removed from your ass !
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Ask my wife dumbass

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I doubt your wife would grace the basement dwelling pothead child with an answer.
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Much needed.
Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk.
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Liar.
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No... It's a god damn fact you ignorant wake and bake loser.
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5 stars.

BEST POSTER ON GLP and most hated by junkies who can only post memes

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Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings.

There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel
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you are so full of shit you leave brown marks on everything you get near.

Completely ludicrous, ridiculous, stupid, ignorant pot culture bullshit.

You lie.

pothead
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5 stars.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77833130


Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings.

There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811534


you are so full of shit you leave brown marks on everything you get near.

Completely ludicrous, ridiculous, stupid, ignorant pot culture bullshit.

You lie.

pothead
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Triggered much?
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REALITY..

this is how fucked up you potheads are.
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"lol you're going to jail"...

Proof that op is just a bitter twister cunt. He's got a fucked up life and body and decided it's stoner fault. Now he gets a wide on whenever he sees a little anti weed story.

He'll be dead soon with that bitterness. I bet he's a lovely motherfucker...

ohlook
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hurrrrr... durrrrr... pass the pot man.
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'Game-changer' breathalyzer test for marijuana is a billion times more sensitive than standard alcohol test and will tell cops if suspects are stoned

New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for blood alcohol levels, has been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers.

Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road.

But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high.

'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.'

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Much needed.
Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk.
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You sir are a blathering brainwashed jackass
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stfu
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They say weed is not addictive, yet junkies defend it like a rabid pack of illiterate "nuffins"
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Because they are a pack of illiterate do nothing, pathetic little "pot culture", low IQ, douchebags that have no fucking redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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Relax you stupid fuck
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I am relaxed, you should see me beat the dogshit out of potheads when they decide to smoke that shit around me, weak little pathetic stoner wretches.... am not the "stupid fuck" getting wrecked on pot and endangering everyone on the god damn road, you are.

So fuck you.

pothead


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Here in the united states francis would never be allowed to drive again. It is illegal to operate a motor vehicle with any of your medications that you are on.

Why a Pot 'Breathalyzer' Won't Work

The problem is that recent research clearly shows that the levels of marijuana's active compound, called tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, don't line up in a straightforward way with how impaired people are, according to the paper, published today (Jan. 25) in the journal Trends in Molecular Medicine.

Researchers also need to figure out how long it takes for the body to break down certain compounds called cannabinoids, and flush them out of the system.

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bump
"All toxicologists thought that THC was out of the blood in 6 to 8 hours," said Huestis, who owns a toxicology consulting company. But THC is quite unlike alcohol, which dissolves in water and is therefore easy to flush from the body. People who use marijuana frequently may have a huge amount of THC stored in their tissues, and so no test for THC can distinguish whether someone smoked marijuana today or a month ago.
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Good.. so when they fuck up and crash into another innocent driver, put them in prison for it. They obviously have been using the shit if they have "huge" amounts in their system.

Fuck the useless motherfuckers, put em in prison.

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Have you got a bedwetting problem by any chance.
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$10 billion a year business.
Another reason they'll be pushing to stop cannabis legalization.

The test can show you've consumed pot.
Where it's legal to consume can it determine
a blood level for being "stoned"
the way alcohol is tested now?

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That shouldn't be difficult AT ALL!
Potheads from all over the galaxy will be
beating down the doors to participate
in the "study".

stoner
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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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No, mods; please do not delete this filth. With all the people who claim to be Conservatives on here, they should respect free speech for others as much as they do for themselves and let this fool make himself entertain the forum with his posts as much as he wants. He doesn’t hurt anybody and the only reason anybody wants him gone is because he “offends” them.
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free speech is one thing, when your stoned ass hits my daughter on the road and injures her for no other reason than you needing to self medicate your snowflake driving "anxiety"..

I will fixate on you as the object of my distress and you will never be safe in your world again!

Stoned or not, pothead!
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5 stars.

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Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings.

There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811534


you are so full of shit you leave brown marks on everything you get near.

Completely ludicrous, ridiculous, stupid, ignorant pot culture bullshit.

You lie.

pothead
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Triggered much?
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Why does someone have to be "triggered" to call out a liar you fuckin pothead leech?
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They say weed is not addictive, yet junkies defend it like a rabid pack of illiterate "nuffins"
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Because they are a pack of illiterate do nothing, pathetic little "pot culture", low IQ, douchebags that have no fucking redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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Relax you stupid fuck
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I am relaxed, you should see me beat the dogshit out of potheads when they decide to smoke that shit around me, weak little pathetic stoner wretches.... am not the "stupid fuck" getting wrecked on pot and endangering everyone on the god damn road, you are.

So fuck you.

pothead


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STFU...Poundland Rambo.
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Here in the united states francis would never be allowed to drive again. It is illegal to operate a motor vehicle with any of your medications that you are on.

Why a Pot 'Breathalyzer' Won't Work

The problem is that recent research clearly shows that the levels of marijuana's active compound, called tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, don't line up in a straightforward way with how impaired people are, according to the paper, published today (Jan. 25) in the journal Trends in Molecular Medicine.

Researchers also need to figure out how long it takes for the body to break down certain compounds called cannabinoids, and flush them out of the system.

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bump
"All toxicologists thought that THC was out of the blood in 6 to 8 hours," said Huestis, who owns a toxicology consulting company. But THC is quite unlike alcohol, which dissolves in water and is therefore easy to flush from the body. People who use marijuana frequently may have a huge amount of THC stored in their tissues, and so no test for THC can distinguish whether someone smoked marijuana today or a month ago.
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Good.. so when they fuck up and crash into another innocent driver, put them in prison for it. They obviously have been using the shit if they have "huge" amounts in their system.

Fuck the useless motherfuckers, put em in prison.

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Have you got a bedwetting problem by any chance.
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Childish projection and lack of any semblance of adult psychology shows the level of function that you have left in your pot addled head.

Yell up the stairs, tell your mommy to bring you some more munchies and keep your hands busy stuffing your fat stoned face.

Because you damn sure do not have the intellectual capacity to argue anything with me.

pothead.
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...


Because they are a pack of illiterate do nothing, pathetic little "pot culture", low IQ, douchebags that have no fucking redeeming qualities whatsoever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78082460


Relax you stupid fuck
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I am relaxed, you should see me beat the dogshit out of potheads when they decide to smoke that shit around me, weak little pathetic stoner wretches.... am not the "stupid fuck" getting wrecked on pot and endangering everyone on the god damn road, you are.

So fuck you.

pothead


skull_fingI
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STFU...Poundland Rambo.
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Try to make me.. pathetic, weak little snaggle teethed, pale, sissified, pothead.
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Fuck all you loser potheads..

I'm out.
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This dumb fuck thinks it's okay to drive on pain meds because he doesn't feel impaired
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This dumb fuck thinks it's okay to drive on pain meds because he doesn't feel impaired
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Totally legal.

Suck it up buttercup!
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Cannabis destroys the heart and vascular system, dangerously lowers blood pressure and causes psychosis and paranoia

Gemma Moss, 31, becomes first woman in Britain to DIE from cannabis poisoning


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Attacker Smoked Cannabis: suicide and psychopathic violence in the UK and Ireland

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Fucking horseshit. 1 star because you are reporting it as good news. They have proven over and over these methods will never be accurate everytime. Innocent people will fall victim. Lives jobs homes ruined over a plant. I know people that need to smoke weed to drive better. It would be like one of your buddies not taking their far worse phyc meds.

Can we start charging people for driving on their prescribed drugs? Far more dangerous.
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stupid fucks like this need shot.
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You are obviously unaware of the uses of medical marijuana. Wait until someone close to you gets sick and they put them on all sorts of pharmaceutical poison that makes them almost non functional only to find out later a natural plant will do a better job cheaper with less side affects.
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GOOD! Im ALL for this IF it means STOPPING RANDOM PISS TESTS~!
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Fucking horseshit. 1 star because you are reporting it as good news. They have proven over and over these methods will never be accurate everytime. Innocent people will fall victim. Lives jobs homes ruined over a plant. I know people that need to smoke weed to drive better. It would be like one of your buddies not taking their far worse phyc meds.

Can we start charging people for driving on their prescribed drugs? Far more dangerous.
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stupid fucks like this need shot.
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You are obviously unaware of the uses of medical marijuana. Wait until someone close to you gets sick and they put them on all sorts of pharmaceutical poison that makes them almost non functional only to find out later a natural plant will do a better job cheaper with less side affects.
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That's the truth.
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Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings.

There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76811534


you are so full of shit you leave brown marks on everything you get near.

Completely ludicrous, ridiculous, stupid, ignorant pot culture bullshit.

You lie.

pothead
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Triggered much?
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Why does someone have to be "triggered" to call out a liar you fuckin pothead leech?
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Maybe you should re-evaluate what triggered encompasses. It’s your unhinged behavior that’s evident in the grammar you chose.

To reiterate, bro you’re triggered.
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