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The only people I see DAILY almost crashing into me and others are CELL PHONE users.
Worse than ANY and all drugs combined. I'm guilty of it at times and each of those times my eyes and mind were completely off the road.

I will not do it anymore. Not worried one bit about pot smokers. Drunks are easy to spot. Please stop using cell phones while driving. Uber & lyft drivers need to pull over to look at their phones Ive noticed. Very bad driving conditions with all these cell phones. I lost my cousin to a head on collision with a school bus because he was texting his gf. Only 28 yrs old. Thank God the bus hadn't picked up any kids yet. Does anyone have the statistics?
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There is a DUI lawyer around here who advertises that texting while driving is statistically 6X more dangerous than driving impaired.

Yet, we don't try to destroy the lives of those who text in the car. They get a $50 ticket.
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bump

Can't have people without internet 24/7 in their face. God forbid a lonely man stop for a few beers with his bar buddies on the way home or you take a stroll in the park with a joint.
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Why not focus on the fact that CBD is legal here and you're always quoting shit from other countries. Just think shitface, all those people with arthritus that have a better quality of life now.

You really do suck as an human.
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Re: new Cannabis breathalyzer test is a billion times more sensitive than alcohol test and will tell cops if your stoned - LOL you are going to jail!
The only people I see DAILY almost crashing into me and others are CELL PHONE users.
Worse than ANY and all drugs combined. I'm guilty of it at times and each of those times my eyes and mind were completely off the road.

I will not do it anymore. Not worried one bit about pot smokers. Drunks are easy to spot. Please stop using cell phones while driving. Uber & lyft drivers need to pull over to look at their phones Ive noticed. Very bad driving conditions with all these cell phones. I lost my cousin to a head on collision with a school bus because he was texting his gf. Only 28 yrs old. Thank God the bus hadn't picked up any kids yet. Does anyone have the statistics?
 Quoting: Almira Gulch


Distracted driving vs. drunk driving — which is more dangerous?

Loss of life
Drunk driving claims 29 lives per day, more than 10,000 per year.
Distracted driving claims 9 lives per day — approximately 3,500 per year.
Economic impact
Distracted driving costs society $40 billion a year.
DUIs cost $44 billion per year.
What I am reading is dui has more deaths but injured non death are close like 400,000 range for distracted driving around the same as dui.
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I would question the DUI stats. Someone can get into a fatal accident with a bottle of Jack in the trunk and they will label is an alcohol related fatality even if nobody was drunk.

They do the same if someone sober rear-ended someone who is drunk even though sober guy was at fault... They pin it on the other driver as DUI.

They also include other drugs in the DUI stats.

The last I had looked into the issue, the number of deaths Nationwide for alcohol intoxication alone was something like 300 a year.
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Why not focus on the fact that CBD is legal here and you're always quoting shit from other countries. Just think shitface, all those people with arthritus that have a better quality of life now.

You really do suck as an human.
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Adalimumab is the best thing fo arthritis but its expensive, certainly changed my life and I cut down on pain pills.

You only have to inject it every 2 weeks.
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Refuse the swab. $100 ticket. Civil infraction
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OP is a worthless cuck to authority

go overdose already
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Cops don’t care about cannabis.
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Is that why you dont drive OP?
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I have been driving for 32 years.
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High as fuck on opiates
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Yeah they seem to think because their pills are prescribed by a doctor, that it doesn't mean he's a druggy, a drug is a drug, if youre taking something daily, youre dependant on it.

Even if its for a legitimate ailment, a drug is a drug and dependence is dependence.

Its hilarious though, he sits at his computer stoned, trolling stoners, i bet he has a right laugh at it hahaha.

Fair play to em, its no harm really, its none of our business what other people choose to do with themselves.
People should worry about their own affairs and their family, although unemployed does mean too much free time, i used to be unemployed, i can sympathise with the guy.

Although smoking weed and then trolling stoners wont get someone back in to employment very quickly, but thats none of my business to be fair.

I like him, his stuff is hilarious and ironic!
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Why not focus on the fact that CBD is legal here and you're always quoting shit from other countries. Just think shitface, all those people with arthritus that have a better quality of life now.

You really do suck as an human.
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Adalimumab is the best thing fo arthritis but its expensive, certainly changed my life and I cut down on pain pills.

You only have to inject it every 2 weeks.
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People!


I'm so sorry Francis, I had no idea you were this far gone. Once you start on the needle, it's pretty much over.
We are eternal... All this pain is an illusion
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Why not focus on the fact that CBD is legal here and you're always quoting shit from other countries. Just think shitface, all those people with arthritus that have a better quality of life now.

You really do suck as an human.
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Adalimumab is the best thing fo arthritis but its expensive, certainly changed my life and I cut down on pain pills.

You only have to inject it every 2 weeks.
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People!


I'm so sorry Francis, I had no idea you were this far gone. Once you start on the needle, it's pretty much over.
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Why not focus on the fact that CBD is legal here and you're always quoting shit from other countries. Just think shitface, all those people with arthritus that have a better quality of life now.

You really do suck as an human.
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Adalimumab is the best thing fo arthritis but its expensive, certainly changed my life and I cut down on pain pills.

You only have to inject it every 2 weeks.
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I'm so sorry Francis, I had no idea you were this far gone. Once you start on the needle, it's pretty much over.
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rolleyes
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Adalimumab is the best thing fo arthritis but its expensive, certainly changed my life and I cut down on pain pills.

You only have to inject it every 2 weeks.
 Quoting: Cannabis Kills People!


I'm so sorry Francis, I had no idea you were this far gone. Once you start on the needle, it's pretty much over.
 Quoting: Irredeemable


rolleyes
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watafag
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Its an auto injector pen. rolleyes

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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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putin

We already have a saliva drug wipe test for weed and coke and heroin.

Dont they have it in USA?
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That test takes 8 minutes to show results, if positive then they need to take the perp to the cop shop for a blood test to see if the drug is over a certain level. It wastes police time, tying up 2 officers for hours and not fit fur purpose.
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People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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putin

We already have a saliva drug wipe test for weed and coke and heroin.

Dont they have it in USA?
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That test takes 8 minutes to show results, if positive then they need to take the perp to the cop shop for a blood test to see if the drug is over a certain level. It wastes police time, tying up 2 officers for hours and not fit fur purpose.
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People who invoke "our democracy" really mean "their power." We are not now, nor have we ever been, a democracy. That's deliberate Communist word shifting. We are a constitutional republic.
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OP's continued defecation on GLP with its inflammatory topics shows a textbook example of what a Share Blue stalwart is. I appeal to the fine moderators to please remove this filth. That is all.
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WTF is "Share Blue"???
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putin

We already have a saliva drug wipe test for weed and coke and heroin.

Dont they have it in USA?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71231780


That test takes 8 minutes to show results, if positive then they need to take the perp to the cop shop for a blood test to see if the drug is over a certain level. It wastes police time, tying up 2 officers for hours and not fit fur purpose.
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bigcruise.....


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"cop shop" is slang for police station here in UK, whats so funny?
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The police wont pay for this here. They wont even investigate most crimes anyway unless you insult a minority on twatter.
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They actually do have an opiate test. Its completely against the law to drive on any kind of opiate or benzo. They carry a little test strip that changes colors.
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They actually do have an opiate test. Its completely against the law to drive on any kind of opiate or benzo. They carry a little test strip that changes colors.
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LOL that sucks...

Its not illegal here.

You can drive on prescribed doses of any med as long as you dont feel impaired.

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lol fuck you and your stupid bullshit :D hahaha jail...how long did you go away for paki bashing you limp brained cant get it up cockring polesmoker? you are one dumb ass tard :D

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Shut up Hori.
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I actually drive better when I'm stoned.
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I don't play skin-flute and I don't put my lips on someone else tube. If you stick something in my face to blow, I will break that shit on purpose, by accident, just to prove my sobriety.

That response, is appropriate, for you violating my personal space, without my consent.

I don't drive under the influence, regardless. However, it is the principle that matters.

It is a crime to force something on someone against their will. Women call it rape, when that occurs. Just sayin'.

It is NOT right to do in any capacity. (Unless, it is incarcerating someone else for already doing such to others.)

For all your talk about blowing things.....OP.

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The police wont pay for this here. They wont even investigate most crimes anyway unless you insult a minority on twatter.
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The horror! Just think of what poor pajeet feels when you tell him not to shit on the street.
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Don’t you ever get laid asshole !!!?

Perhaps a proctologist would be more fitting to have the enormous pole removed from your ass !
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Don’t you ever get laid asshole !!!?

Perhaps a proctologist would be more fitting to have the enormous pole removed from your ass !
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Ask my wife dumbass

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5 stars.

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There goes CKP again posting under multiple IPs. LOL trying to scare people with this B.S. See it doesn't matter since most 'stoned' people drive perfectly fine and aren't getting pulled over.

Individuals who use Cannabis (and Cannabis alone) will naturally drive better. Sensory skills become enhanced. They become more conscious and aware of their surroundings.

There's no comparison to alcohol which physically impairs an individual's motor skills. Once a threshold BAC is reached they cannot safely judge depth, distance, reaction time, and other problems like blacking out / passing out and double vision behind the wheel
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'Game-changer' breathalyzer test for marijuana is a billion times more sensitive than standard alcohol test and will tell cops if suspects are stoned

New marijuana breathalyzer tests that are billion times more sensitive than one for blood alcohol levels, has been dubbed a 'game-changer' by researchers.

Some law enforcement agencies across the country have been reluctant to have marijuana legalized in their states, worried relaxed rules for the drug could lead to an explosion of impaired drivers on the road.

But now cops could loosen up to the idea, thanks to devices from Hound Labs and Sanntek that can tell how recently someone has consumed THC, a by-product of marijuana, and in turn detecting whether they're likely to be high.

'With alcohol, if you have over 0.08% in your blood, there's the presumption that you're intoxicated,' Christopher Leusner, head of the New Jersey State Association of Chiefs of Police, told the Philadelphia Inquirer. 'There hasn't been a blood test or a breath test that can determine if you're impaired by marijuana.'

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Much needed.
Too many people driving stoned putting innocent peoples lives at risk.
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