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Watch this idiot stuck on a piece of ice "swim" back to shore

 
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Watch this idiot stuck on a piece of ice "swim" back to shore

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why did he dive in LOL
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LOL the idiot DOVE into 2 ft deep water!
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worst striptease show ever. people should go to vegas for holidays not to canadia. how can that place even be considered a real stripclub!!!

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10/21/2019 05:11 AM
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Haha....stupid Turk.
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10/21/2019 05:35 AM
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What a fucking retard. He should have taken the 3 inch deep step in the beginning.

This is a classic example of overthinking something when you
have an iq in the 70's range.
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diving in with the pants on, so now he can get hyptothermia. dumbass shitforbrians.
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He could have just wait ...

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What a fucking retard. He should have taken the 3 inch deep step in the beginning.

This is a classic example of overthinking something when you
have an iq in the 70's range.
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I think he wanted to show his six pack...
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What a fucking retard. He should have taken the 3 inch deep step in the beginning.

This is a classic example of overthinking something when you
have an iq in the 70's range.
 Quoting: Chip


diving in with the pants on, so now he can get hyptothermia. dumbass shitforbrians.
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Diving? lmao
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10/21/2019 05:47 AM
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He’s definitely a GLP’er.

No normal human dives like that.
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What about shrinkage?
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One sharp pocketknife and 3 minutes of work and he could have made a rope out of his undershirt.

Tied his knife to the end of the "rope" and hopefully one of those women would have pulled him in.
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One sharp pocketknife and 3 minutes of work and he could have made a rope out of his undershirt.

Tied his knife to the end of the "rope" and hopefully one of those women would have pulled him in.
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or he could just walk to the shore in 5 secs
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He’s definitely a GLP’er.

No normal human dives like that.
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This is a GLP dive


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10/21/2019 06:16 AM
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He was in a new situation. He didn't know what to do. Cut the kid some slack.
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One sharp pocketknife and 3 minutes of work and he could have made a rope out of his undershirt.

Tied his knife to the end of the "rope" and hopefully one of those women would have pulled him in.
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or he could just walk to the shore in 5 secs
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Yes but the poor bloke thought he was in over his head.

I grew up near the sea and I can tell you for a fact that 10 feet out could easily be 10 feet deep.
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Skinny jeans and orange boots

honestly, he deserved to die in a fire
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Re: Watch this idiot stuck on a piece of ice "swim" back to shore
One sharp pocketknife and 3 minutes of work and he could have made a rope out of his undershirt.

Tied his knife to the end of the "rope" and hopefully one of those women would have pulled him in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77421124


or he could just walk to the shore in 5 secs
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Yes but the poor bloke thought he was in over his head.

I grew up near the sea and I can tell you for a fact that 10 feet out could easily be 10 feet deep.
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Or it could be a few inches deep... Either way, diving is stupid. Should have stepped off.
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doublefacepalm
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we had a group of college kids chase a bear to get a pic in New Jersey mountain area, the bear started chasing them and you guessed it, he killed the slowest one
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He was in a new situation. He didn't know what to do. Cut the kid some slack.
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Darwin Award
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His skinny jeans cut off circulation to his brain
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His skinny jeans cut off circulation to his brain
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Re: Watch this idiot stuck on a piece of ice "swim" back to shore
Thought #1, reaction:
Haha. What a moron!

Thought #2, realization:
That is exactly the kind of situation I would get myself in.
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LMAO! The water was only like a foot deep!
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tries to dive into 5 inches of water....what a fucking idiot

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When I was a kid a friend tried to cross a creek that was frozen over. He got to the middle and fell through the ice and freezing water up to his chest...I laughed so hard, because I told him it would break...we were about two miles from his home and even though we were on bikes he struggled to pedal from the freezing cold and I struggled to keep up because I was laughing so fucking hard!

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His skinny jeans cut off circulation to his brain
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More like to his balls
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NEVER dive into water you have no idea how deep it is - many a neck broke and people paralyzed from diving into shallow water and hitting bottom with head/face

no one on shore tries to help him? tie some jackets together and throw over to him - get a branch or anything to hand and pull in - catch his phone so it doesn’t break - good gosh - everyone thinks it’s a movie or they are filming laughing - stupid people
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Why didn't anyone call the coast guard or air sea rescue?
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