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Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads God is in control Thank God

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads whether or not this is true I doubt it is but if it is hell has been here for a while now
Fossy User ID: 72733358 United States 10/22/2019 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads How was the message delivered? Email? Regular Mail? Carrier Pigeon? Paul Revere? Quoting: WyatteSmith Potatogram Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78104344 Making sammiches great again!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72595560 United States 10/22/2019 09:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads I think you need to graduate to lead helmets, tin foil hats are no longer working for you!
Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 10/22/2019 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads BS! Why would whoever with that much power even bother sending a message? Sht they have the power to roll the earth then and cause hell on earth. Why the announcement for the unloved. Do they feed off psychic fear? Quoting: My Fear* If someone actually fears OP's message, they deserve it. :doom360:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads I think you need to graduate to lead helmets, tin foil hats are no longer working for you! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72595560 cute

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77792449 United States 10/22/2019 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!!
*SUPERFLY* User ID: 75817200 United States 10/22/2019 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads How was the message delivered? Email? Regular Mail? Carrier Pigeon? Paul Revere? Quoting: WyatteSmith Telepathically of course... *SUPERFLY* If we only knew what the fly on the wall knows!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76225712 United States 10/22/2019 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Bullshit, full of mysticism. Stick it in your ass.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Earth must revert back to its primordial place. Replicate the geysers of creation. Cast the crater against the fleshy rocks. Man is but a stepping stone to bring for the angels. The unseen dimensions in which man cannot fathom has always grasped for a hand in the physical. At long last the portal will be opened! The Great Old Ones have created a superimposed labyrinth that is formless, infinite, and material. Hell is here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 I believe they get thrown down cast down ....so someones been lying to you lol
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77792449 United States 10/22/2019 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads How was the message delivered? Email? Regular Mail? Carrier Pigeon? Paul Revere? Quoting: WyatteSmith automatic writing probably
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads perhaps they are talking about cern
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77608038 United States 10/22/2019 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads The message was sent in many forms. Mostly through email. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 You sick fuck.
Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 10/22/2019 09:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads How was the message delivered? Email? Regular Mail? Carrier Pigeon? Paul Revere? Quoting: WyatteSmith automatic writing probably Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77349451 Like a Ouija board? :doom360:
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77349451 Canada 10/22/2019 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Earth must revert back to its primordial place. Replicate the geysers of creation. Cast the crater against the fleshy rocks. Man is but a stepping stone to bring for the angels. The unseen dimensions in which man cannot fathom has always grasped for a hand in the physical. At long last the portal will be opened! The Great Old Ones have created a superimposed labyrinth that is formless, infinite, and material. Hell is here Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 well luckily we have some help
Fossy User ID: 77859023 United States 10/22/2019 10:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Please understand this is word for word the English form of the message. Other languages read exactly the same meaning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 But, "Dimensions" would HAVE, not HAS. Quoting: Eggcellently Deplorable The Great Old Ones, previously known as Can Has Cheeseburgers. ;) Making sammiches great again!
AdorableLittlepixie User ID: 77399750 Australia 10/22/2019 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads This thread is almost as funny as the meme below. This thread was bought to you by: more AdorableLittlepixie I am safe and protected with every step I take with everybody always.
Fossy User ID: 77859023 United States 10/22/2019 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads maybe cern sent this out they are going to open the pit fair warning! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77299876 Hory crap! I don’t want to be around then! Making sammiches great again!
MKPitBull User ID: 24338353 United States 10/22/2019 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads I'd like to urge the mods to keep this thread continually pinned for at least 1 week. This shit is epic. Sure, it may sound like classic GLP kookery... but what if? Eh? What if this is legit? Don't we owe it to the universe to give it the benefit of our doubt, for the greater good of mankind, even if it's 1/eleventy-billionth of a percentile chance it may be real? Do it! Quoting: XeroGravity The fuckery of this thread is so high that it just may be true !!!!im with u SuperPin!! Quoting: MKPitBull It is not true. Quoting: ALL IS ONE IS ALL You have no sense of humor, do you. "Be like water my friend”- Bruce Lee
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48266368 United States 10/22/2019 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads CERN Portal. The Event.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 8623793 United States 10/22/2019 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Why is it a red alert? Why not green? The highest level officials are pretty much corrupt and inept so why did “they” get the message?! So why does earth have to revert back, and how would anyone know what the primordial place is anyways or what to revert back to? Umm...the geysers of creation? The story of creation is clearly told in the book of Genesis so perhaps they should check that out?! Okay, so the crater and the fleshy rocks thingy is just weird. As for the rest, ?!. Sometimes this place feels like the old Twilight Zone!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76474447 Sweden 10/22/2019 10:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Why is it a red alert? Why not green? The highest level officials are pretty much corrupt and inept so why did “they” get the message?! So why does earth have to revert back, and how would anyone know what the primordial place is anyways or what to revert back to? Umm...the geysers of creation? The story of creation is clearly told in the book of Genesis so perhaps they should check that out?! Okay, so the crater and the fleshy rocks thingy is just weird. As for the rest, ?!. Sometimes this place feels like the old Twilight Zone! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8623793 Why not a Black Alert?
TheLordsServant User ID: 78103541 United States 10/22/2019 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads I am a humble Servant of the one True Living God.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76474447 Sweden 10/22/2019 10:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads OP is Cthulhu follower? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76474447 No, Kraken. :kraken: Quoting: Sikhed Isn't that basically the same? Squids... And the Woke Watchmen TV series have Squid rain.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78104752 United States 10/22/2019 10:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads The message was sent in many forms. Mostly through email. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 Cool, I won the Ethiopian lottery that way the other day. Can't wait, I am gonna buy GLP with my winnings. I already sent in my Social Security number so they can take the taxes out for me and I signed a blank check and sent that to them so they can do the direct deposit. Now all I have to do is wait.... . Quoting: WyatteSmith I haven’t commented in years but that’s just too hilarious not to bump 😂
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76474447 Sweden 10/22/2019 10:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads God is in control Thank God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77349451 Yep, so when it gets scary remember that.
jk User ID: 49787505 United States 10/22/2019 10:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads Here's a more accurate RED alert...indeed one that (bears-out scientifically, namely, via statistical science on the book collection itself, proving its truthfulness)... "And, behold, I come quickly: and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be: I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last." - Revelation 22: 12,13
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78097603 United States 10/22/2019 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads How was the message delivered? Email? Regular Mail? Carrier Pigeon? Paul Revere? Quoting: WyatteSmith This was the method of delivery… Quoting: Chip Chip has solved a piece of this schizophrenic haiku puzzle... Ace Ventura's singing crater is to be cast against fleshy rocks. Shit, I'm gonna end up in the padded cell next to OP by the time I solve this cosmic riddle.
mlabors User ID: 77994304 United States 10/22/2019 10:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Red alert! A message has been sent to all of the highest level officials of the world! This is what it reads The Great Old Ones specifically refers to the beings created by Lovecraft and is a direct reference in all languages. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77105425 So we have these beings, great old ones that control everything. But they were created by Lovecraft? What does that make him? And why is he dead, and they are still around?
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