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Clapping banned at Oxford University to stop people being triggered

 
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Wonder if the sound of their own clapping will trigger them?
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They can clap with just one hand.

Problem solved.

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URGENT! ALL HANDS ON DECK! Man your battlestations. Or woman them. Or Transgender them. Whatever.

Thread: A Message to Clapper and Brennan.

There's been a clappy "hate crime" perpetrated at the above thread. Snowflakes, ride like the wind & dish out some social justice.
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fuckit
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This headline about sums up the state of affairs in the West.

These SJWs want to end all social injustice and one of the ways they do that is through the elimination of clapping.

Meanwhile children all over the world are dying from starvation, disease and violence.

Thankfully we can take solace in the fact that progress is being made with regard to safe spaces and identity politics.

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Alienates blind students; so fucking racist,
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Whilst it was meant to be "inclusive".
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10/24/2019 09:58 PM
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What if I’m triggered by other people being triggered?
We’re all in the same game; just different levels
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10/24/2019 10:02 PM
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"Students at the University of Oxford have voted to ‘replace clapping’ with a silent wave because it ‘could trigger anxiety’.

They are instead being told to use ‘jazz hands’, where they wave their hands in the air. The motion to ‘mandate the encouragement of silent clapping’ was successfully passed by the university’s student union officers, following their first meeting of the year on Tuesday. It will come apply at student union events, and if successful, rolled out to other societies and events. Oxford students had argued that alternatives to clapping already existed in some organisations and institutions and that they should follow suit."

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 Quoting: Prudent Nomad


These deranged degenerate leftist scum want to silence your voice and not they want to silence your hands.

If they are triggered NOW, just imagine all the stomping and crying when they find out that commies do not inherit the kingdom of God.
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What if I’m triggered by other people being triggered?
 Quoting: Gabriel~


What if I'm triggered by "jazz hands"?
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"Students at the University of Oxford have voted to ‘replace clapping’ with a silent wave because it ‘could trigger anxiety’.

They are instead being told to use ‘jazz hands’, where they wave their hands in the air. The motion to ‘mandate the encouragement of silent clapping’ was successfully passed by the university’s student union officers, following their first meeting of the year on Tuesday. It will come apply at student union events, and if successful, rolled out to other societies and events. Oxford students had argued that alternatives to clapping already existed in some organisations and institutions and that they should follow suit."

[link to metro.co.uk (secure)]
 Quoting: Prudent Nomad


These deranged degenerate leftist scum want to silence your voice and now they want to silence your hands.

If they are triggered NOW, just imagine all the stomping and crying when they find out that commies do not inherit the kingdom of God.
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Typo correction ^^^
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And as usual the Queen just sits there like a fucking dumbass saying nothing about the destruction of her country. FFs she's what 90 years old?
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Jazz hands triggers me & my triggered state can only be cured by clapping.
 Quoting: XeroGravity


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Will someone please give these asshats a Valium or a Xanax! Damn, these people are incapable of doing anything without being triggered. A Valium would make them feel better & I know I'd feel better if they had a Valium.

There's nothing wrong with taking medicine, esp. if you need it to keep other people from beating the shit out of you!

Does that do it?
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yes triggered since they are products of MKULTRA apparently..

watch hypnotized people that respond to the bell, or the clap or a suggestive word?

the elite controllers have so many programmed agents now they cannot be subject to triggers that set them lose before their planned operation timeframe.
 Quoting: Rosicrucian1 77161887



I'm not saying there arent any govt sleepers or anything but I am saying there arent any that are activated by something as common as clapping because that's fucking stupid.

Like replacing clapping with jazz hands.
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‘jazz hands’
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Silencing words is not enough, free expression must also be silenced.....:vlwc:
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10/24/2019 10:33 PM
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CLAP LOUDER
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Hey you they free tuition this is what comes with it. You their bitch now.
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Here. Here. Another STD prevented.
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Re: Clapping banned at Oxford University to stop people being triggered
This headline about sums up the state of affairs in the West.

These SJWs want to end all social injustice and one of the ways they do that is through the elimination of clapping.

Meanwhile children all over the world are dying from starvation, disease and violence.

Thankfully we can take solace in the fact that progress is being made with regard to safe spaces and identity politics.
 Quoting: P.L.U.R.


These SJWs have infantile brains. Zero coping skills. Racism directed at blacks by whites was virtually non-existent up until a few years ago. But the left is determined to endlessly beat the race war drums & so they now have to invent new definitions of what is & is not racist. It's bullshittery on a level no rational person will ever accept. We're reaching an impasse in our civilization, a divide between normal people & retards. Adults versus adult-age children. These freaks have had their brains short-circuited & now they're becoming dangerous.

We should add IQ tests & sanity checks as a pre-requisite to voting privileges. A segment of our population are unfit to have decision-making responsibilities. All my life I'd have argued such a thing was undemocratic, but these last couple years have changed my mind.
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really sick. Hope the young folks can see that
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the end times are close. This is insane
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Re: Clapping banned at Oxford University to stop people being triggered
"Students at the University of Oxford have voted to ‘replace clapping’ with a silent wave because it ‘could trigger anxiety’.

They are instead being told to use ‘jazz hands’, where they wave their hands in the air. The motion to ‘mandate the encouragement of silent clapping’ was successfully passed by the university’s student union officers, following their first meeting of the year on Tuesday. It will come apply at student union events, and if successful, rolled out to other societies and events. Oxford students had argued that alternatives to clapping already existed in some organisations and institutions and that they should follow suit."

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 Quoting: Prudent Nomad


Whats next banning farts? Then winking our eyes? Fuck this generation is fucked.
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fuckit
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Bad or missing keyboard. Press F1 to continue....
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When you raise your hand, just go like this....


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What if the person on stage is triggered by not hearing enough applause ?

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10/24/2019 11:57 PM
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What is jizz hands???5a
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Alienates blind students; so fucking racist,
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Hands down the most underrated comment on this thread. 5*s for the AC
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epiclol





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