WHY CANT I BURP, SOMEONE HELP, PLEASE!

Seriously,

i am 33, and throughout my whole life, aside from being an infant, (tho i cannot recall specifically), dont know how to burp.

now, on occasion, and a very rare occasion it is, i will get little pockets of air that release, but i have never to my knowledge, been able to rip a roarin burp like the rest of everyone else.

i had a girlfriend who could rattle a window, but i cant even get a fly to flinch with my little mini me seltzers. i cant even call em a burp, hard to explain.

ive even googled: how to burp, but its been awhile, was just wondering if there are more of the same out there, when i tell people this they dont believe me, but its true.



signed,

burpenvy.