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I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago

 
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He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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It sounds like you are working a gay fantasy out in your head.
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11/07/2019 02:35 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
If you ever tried that shit on me OP rest assured you would be drinking all of my piss jugs.
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drama well that escalated quickly!
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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Then you blew him an gulped the load.
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Leftism is low hanging fruit for political idiots.
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11/07/2019 03:06 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You need locking up..
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For rampant mental illness, nothing more.

This is a syphilitic loser whose brain is being eaten by the disease so he comes here to display his descent.

He's a trucker, a "supervisor", a mall cop, he apparently has very short 22 inch arms, he's had a LOT of gay experiences, and he likes to soil himself.

He likes to rage in his insanity but no worries, he's totally impotent.
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is he also 6'3" and weighs 155lbs and thinks he can beat steavan seagal in a fight?

epiclol
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11/07/2019 03:08 PM

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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You need locking up..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77800891


For rampant mental illness, nothing more.

This is a syphilitic loser whose brain is being eaten by the disease so he comes here to display his descent.

He's a trucker, a "supervisor", a mall cop, he apparently has very short 22 inch arms, he's had a LOT of gay experiences, and he likes to soil himself.

He likes to rage in his insanity but no worries, he's totally impotent.
 Quoting: Larry D. Croc


is he also 6'3" and weighs 155lbs and thinks he can beat steavan seagal in a fight?

epiclol
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I believe you're correct, it's another one of his hallucinations.
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11/07/2019 03:11 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
hey s226
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11/07/2019 03:13 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
What a bullshitter.
If he had tried that in ANY truck-stop
on planet earth, the truckers would
have torn him along the dotted line,
and ripped him to little shreds.

PUSS (OP) is dreaming.

Dream on little pussy.
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11/07/2019 03:16 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You didnt have to rape him. That was really taking a it too far unless your name is snackbar or something.
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Trucker gave OP a dirty sanchez, arabian goggles and a cajun dipstick. In return OP then gave the trucker an explosive motorboating rusty trombone free of charge

damned
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11/07/2019 03:22 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
do you feel important now?
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I wouldn’t have got mad if the prick didn’t throw his smoke at my car. That’s what set me off.
I tried to remain calm as he was tailgating and flashing his headlights. But when he passed by me and honked and threw his smoke at me, I lost my cool.
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Yea but you were out of line with the assault.

You could have simply taken your footage and reported him to his boss.
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11/07/2019 03:23 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
 Quoting: Yes I Did 68897902


Bravo, about time someone handled a dickhead who thought he could bully someone else, I love love love to see bullies get what they ask for.

Dont let the snowflakes bother you, there was a time when two men could throw fists and it was a beer afterwords, if anything we need those days back now, sometimes what an asshat needs is a little attitude adjustment.

I bet he thinks twice about doing this to the next soccer mom in a mini van cause her to have an accident with her kids in the car , then drive off and claim he didnt see her, making it her fault, you may have saved the life of the next person so I say

"HELL YEAH!, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!"
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11/07/2019 03:34 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Then -

OP woke-up on the floor of a Gay-Bar with his pants/underwear on a coat-hook, and a half-dozen used rubbers scattered about.
?
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11/07/2019 03:37 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Maybe OP is Chuck Norris?
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11/07/2019 03:41 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You never would have gotten by with all that...maybe just the pissing on his tires bit, everything else they'll take you in for.
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11/07/2019 03:46 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
You never would have gotten by with all that...maybe just the pissing on his tires bit, everything else they'll take you in for.
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pretty sure the mounties dont arrest people for posting nonsense on the internet!!!
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel
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pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
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Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
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pretty sure it's from Mad Men. Don't know the actress but you could Google it.
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11/07/2019 03:53 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
How large were your biceps, Canadian?
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel
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pffft-spitsmokegreys-0ksure

Your mom said bring her ashtray and more AA batteries up here and throw me a turkey pot pie in before you do, pal.
 Quoting: Peach Head

Sorry to go off topic of this useless thread, but exactly what TV episode or film is the puff of smoke meme from? Is that Emily Blunt? We need a thread on the Puff of Smoke meme.
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pretty sure it's from Mad Men. Don't know the actress but you could Google it.
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It is from Mad Men and her name is Christina Hendricks.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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He didn’t today Nuffin wrong u got offensed like a little bitch
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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Bullshit. eyes take about half an hour to bruise.
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I want to know more about your biceps, OP!
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
semi believable until raccoon eyes
which in itself is a funny concept
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11/07/2019 04:50 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
semi believable until raccoon eyes
which in itself is a funny concept
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see if you can believe this one:

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Sure you did.
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11/07/2019 05:04 PM
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Don't drive like a grandma in the left lane.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucked him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked his chicken unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in squirting in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I sucked his stinky brown eye. I sucked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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OP is a gay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75823113


TBC-cryn

OP had an Asian lady in a Prius cut him off....

he managed to navigate his bike home with his cloudy teary eyes....

now sitting on the toilet in the basement in the dark reliving the nightmare- posting tough on GLP
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
He was tailgating me and flashing his beams at me, so after I let him pass by me , he honked his horn and threw his lit cigarette out his window causing the cigarette to fly across my windshield. A few miles up I noticed he stopped at a diesel fuel station. This is going to get graphic..........

I confronted him on what he did. I sucker punched him. He fell down, then got up then fell down again because my right uppercut rocked him. I choked him unconscious. While he was out I gave him raccoon eyes. I punched him in each eye causing them to swell and bruise. He came to after I blacked his eyes. I choked him out again. Then I took a leak on his big rig. He learned a valuable lesson. Happened 2:00 am eastern. Less than an hour ago. I feel good about what I did.
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That's what you wish you could have done but in reality you didn't do any of that. You know it and I know and everyone reading this knows it.
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
meanwhile outside op's house....
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
youdidnt oh no you didn't!
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Re: I knocked out an aggressive truck driver one hour ago
Later that night, OP toured the parking lot for fat trucker cock.





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