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How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?

 
Butch DeFeo

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11/08/2019 01:26 AM

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How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
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11/08/2019 01:28 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Quit worshipping Satan for starters.....
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11/08/2019 01:42 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Put up a sign that says you suck blaak koks only.
Butch DeFeo  (OP)

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11/08/2019 01:44 AM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Quit worshipping Satan for starters.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77312532


Even satanism bores me. I wouldn't touch any religion with a 20 foot pole.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Put up a sign that says you suck blaak koks only.
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Gross, ma'am.
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11/08/2019 02:03 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Call the church or ward in your area and ask them. They won’t come by again. Tell them they are not welcome on your private property.
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11/08/2019 02:07 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I tell them I love Jesus, thanks, and close the door.

They want to argue, no time for that.

Or just don’t open the door to them.
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11/08/2019 02:09 AM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died.

Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm!
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11/08/2019 02:45 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
an upside down cross might do it.
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11/08/2019 02:49 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


They're usually real nice, they'll help you do work if you ask? Or even just talk to you. Sounds like that's what you might need. Your anger is screaming for someone to remind you that you do have self-worth.
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11/08/2019 02:51 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them.
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11/08/2019 03:06 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Ask them about the Mountain Meadows Massacre? Why did they dress up as Indians and slaughter a wagon train of fellow Americans?

Tell them you want some got dam answers on that one?
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11/08/2019 03:09 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
You could also ask them about the Oath of vengeance? They will probably say they don't do that anymore.

Say, really? Don't you think maybe in private there's probably some Mormons taking the oath? Then wink at them.
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11/08/2019 09:19 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


LOL, also tell them you are jewish.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them.
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no way, that can not be true?
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11/08/2019 09:23 AM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Tell them you paint yourself blue and worship tree frogs.
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11/08/2019 09:25 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Engage them in intelligent debate. Answer the door naked. Make up flyers of your own for the Church of Moran and hand it to them. Tell them you charge a speaking fee to speak to them
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11/08/2019 09:27 AM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
put some hardcore porn on the tv and invite them in
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hate it when you are sunbathing on the side of the house and they come right up to me in my private time and start asking me questions. Anyone could pretend to be mormons and break in homes.
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11/08/2019 09:37 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


LOL, also tell them you are jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78142137


or Catholic
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11/08/2019 09:37 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Keep it simple, put a sign on your door that says “please, do not KNOCK on door. Thank you”
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I have no idea HOW... unless a big sign on your door that says no religious peddling... I knew somebody who did that and it worked .....
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Just play this when you see them.banana2

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11/08/2019 10:11 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Easy.

Draw a couple of chalk outlines of bodies on your sidewalk and spread mormon pamplets around them.
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11/08/2019 10:12 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
As the AP said, just tell them that this is a Catholic house and not to return. They will in turn tell all the rest. Case closed. I did it and it worked as stated.
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11/08/2019 10:22 AM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I would open the door to Jehovah's Witnesses with a phone in my hand or other times just saying I wasn't interested. They kept returning. Once I didn't answer the door at least 15 times (I could see who was out there), they stopped coming.

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11/08/2019 10:25 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
an upside down cross might do it.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
And i worked, goddammit
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11/08/2019 10:34 AM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
As if dry concrete is better then your city block
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
put a sign on your door
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