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How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2019 02:10 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
The way my front door works is that it stays closed unless I open it. You might want to get a door like that.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
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... hubby invited them in ... BUT asked that he be able to pray first ...
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... never had a visit since then ...
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11/08/2019 04:15 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Tell them how much you hate polygamy. They hate that
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11/08/2019 04:18 PM
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Cum on their nice little black badges.
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11/08/2019 04:21 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


LOL, also tell them you are jewish.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78142137


This.

It also works on the jehovah's witness cult.
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11/08/2019 04:41 PM

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New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them.
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11/08/2019 04:42 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
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Use a claymore mine.
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11/08/2019 04:43 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Hire the Mexican drug cartels.
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11/08/2019 04:43 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Hire the Mexican drug cartels.
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They will have claymore mines.
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11/08/2019 04:45 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I know of a Mexican cartel who found an effective solution...
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
How about showing everyone some respect?

If you are God centered, you should only be attracting goood souls. I know many good Mormons. I don’t agree with their religious views, but I love them because it’s the right they to do.

Put your ego down. Grow a heart.
See the good. Prepare for the bad. And enjoy right now.
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11/08/2019 05:04 PM
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answer the door nekid

and if it's 2 dudes
tell them to send 2 chicks back instead

works on the JWs too
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11/08/2019 05:10 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Put a sign on your door that says "Joseph Smith was a confirmed FAILURE as a prophet". That ought to do the trick.
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11/08/2019 05:17 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Answer in a pair of underwear with holes in them. Burp loud as fuck and slam the door in their face.
I lost my apathy.
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11/08/2019 05:17 PM

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You can come in but I'm fucking one of you before you leave!
I lost my apathy.
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11/08/2019 05:18 PM
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
New Hampshire just passed a bill making it illegal to ignore them when they knock, or to shut your door on them in any less than two minutes. Part of a religious diversification agenda that wants to give all religions a chance to share their viewpoint. Punishable by fines of up to 10,000 dollars or even jail time if a homeowner harasses them before shutting the door on them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77124500


>2 minutes?
LOL.
That is all. fuck that.
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11/08/2019 05:20 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hear, "No Trespassing", signs work.
I lost my apathy.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hear, "No Trespassing", signs work.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property.

They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign.
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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hear, "No Trespassing", signs work.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property.

They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78147338


This post was me.
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11/08/2019 06:23 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hear, "No Trespassing", signs work.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property.

They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78147338


That's when you get shitty with them and tell them to go the fuck on.
I lost my apathy.
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11/08/2019 06:43 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
You can do what my hubby used to do. He made a small wooden sign and hung it prominently on tree outside of front door.

"Don't bother knocking. I'm a Druid and worship trees."
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11/08/2019 06:58 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
I hear, "No Trespassing", signs work.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


Believe it or not, they walked right past my No Trespassing sign, onto my property.

They either don't understand the sign, or believe they are above the sign.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78147338


That's when you get shitty with them and tell them to go the fuck on.
 Quoting: Truth Reaper


I've done that in the past. However a new batch of moron missionaries come to the door at a later date.

There are 3 moron churches in my city.
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11/08/2019 07:05 PM
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Put up a sign that says you suck blaak koks only.
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Say you believe in polygamy but you started your own cult.hf
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11/08/2019 10:30 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
as an ex mormon priest?

tell them "the last two that came by said they 'dusted their feet' "....


they will know what it means, and not bother you anymore.. ;)
 Quoting: CitizenPerth


THIS is interesting.
If you revisit this thread, please tell us more about what this means. And I wonder if a second or third party of mormons would want to "give you a second chance", even if you say that.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


dusting the feet?

simply means that the particular house is "so far gone", that they should not entertain the idea of ever revisiting.. for whatever reason ;)
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11/09/2019 09:35 PM

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Re: How do you get mormons (morons) to stop walkng up to your house and knocking on the door?
Any ideas how to keep these IDIOTS away??

FUCK YOUR CULT
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo


Get a friend to come out and let them know you have died.

Years ago my flatmate was getting harassed by them so that's what we told them. Worked a charm!
 Quoting: Cleolotus


Except they probably went and baptized your “ dead” friend
Surprise - he’s now a mormon
 Quoting: dodger007


Lol! They actually looked really shocked and said they would pray for his soul...………… it made him feel a bit guilty as I recall but at least it stopped them coming!





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