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How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?

 
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How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
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11/08/2019 11:24 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
I tell them that their organization is going broke from fighting pedophilia charges in the court system.

This is a pedophile cult that is very bad for children to be brought up in.
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11/08/2019 11:27 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
Tell them the 144,000 are the babies killed by Herod.

If that don’t work answer the door only wearing a hockey mask.
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11/08/2019 11:28 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
answer the door naked and ask them if they are there for the gang bang
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11/08/2019 11:30 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
grab a Bible, share the Word.

they wont be back.
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
answer the door naked and ask them if they are there for the gang bang
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Have you thought about what to do if they call your bluff?
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
Tell them the 144,000 are the babies killed by Herod.

If that don’t work answer the door only wearing a hockey mask.
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AC 76832089>>>electric_s

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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
answer the door naked and ask them if they are there for the gang bang
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77116204


Have you thought about what to do if they call your bluff?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77651099


who says im bluffing
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answer the door naked and ask them if they are there for the gang bang
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Have you thought about what to do if they call your bluff?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77651099


who says im bluffing
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Carry on, carry on.
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11/08/2019 11:35 AM

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Tell them to mark your address off the JW list.
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grab a Bible, share the Word.

they wont be back.
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THIS
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11/08/2019 11:38 AM
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Post a no trespassing and no soliciting sign and if they return call the cops.
Who is John Galt?
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11/08/2019 11:39 AM

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put a sign on your door which reads:
"we shoot every 3rd Jehovah's witness.
the second one just left"
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11/08/2019 11:42 AM
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No soliciting sign
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Put up a sign on your door that says, "No Religious Groups."

I know people that have them and it works fine.
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11/08/2019 11:43 AM
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put a sign on your door which reads:
"we shoot every 3rd Jehovah's witness.
the second one just left"
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Just ask them if they have ever Grabbed her by the pussy, they won't be back.
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11/08/2019 11:45 AM
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Tell them to mark your address off the JW list.
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The devil has a list?

Thanks for your post!
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[email protected] THE BIBLE...THE JW CULT IS IN THE BIBLE..."WATCHTOWER"..."WATCHERS"..."POSSESSED"..."POSSESSION​"...THE JW CULT ARE "POSSESSED" BY THE SPIRIT OF "LORD JEHOVAH"...(LOOK UP THE "WORDS" ABOVE IN A 'STRONG'S BIBLE CONCORDANCE'...AND...YOU WILL BE SHOCKED !)
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
you simply inform them you will pray for them and watch them hastily retreat as if you are nosferatu himself. They wont be back
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11/08/2019 11:52 AM

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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
You can put a 'no solicitors' sign near your door. Typically tho, local cops won't toss JWs off the property for trespassing, tho they should, IMO.

The JWs themselves suggest just saying 'not interested, please take me off your call list'. And they will.
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11/08/2019 11:53 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
I don't know put up Tibetan prayer flags all over the place to keep the demons away?
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11/08/2019 11:54 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
I tell them I'm Wiccan and then watch them run like Forest Gump.

My buddy answers the door nude. sends em packing every time.

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11/08/2019 11:55 AM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
A psychopathic parent needs to seperate the children, cause division in the family. They do this at the very beginning conditioning the other siblings.

You see the psychopath has to be in control at all times. The psychopath must be in control. So the division in the family provides them that ( star ) control.

Here let me post a video in my next thread here.
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Totally opposite to what you just labeled them as.
They love God and neighbor. That is what the whole religon is based on.

They go to meetings and study the Bible and learn how to be Christ-like.

Jesus preached about the good news of God's kingdom and he sent his disciples out by 2's to preach about it to others.

Jehovah's Witnesses are the only religon whose members go preaching regularly all around the world.

God has used the organization to accomplish what Matthew chapter 24 and verse 14 says.

None of them are paid to preach. None of the elders get paid. No members get paid.

It is completely unlike churches.

Everything they do in their religon is done without pay and out of love for neighbor.

Yes, even going to your door is done out of love.

They are teaching you about God's kingdom for free and out of love.

You hate them for this?

They dont mind because Jesus told his followers that they would be hated just as he was hated. Matthew chapter 24 and verse 9 and also John 15 verse 18 and 19.

And whether you are receptive or not, they continue to preach because it is a command by Jesus as Matthew chapter 28 verses 19 and 20 says.
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
Ask them for their home addresses (they always come in pairs) and names so that you can visit them unannounced in order to deliver some flyers on the pedophilia and child trafficking in their cult. Or have that printed, give it to them the next time they come.

I made a quite an impression the third time. They don't come 'round here no more, tell you what. I see them park and try to go to other doors, but they skip my house now. Conspiratards can defeat this.
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Oops it appeared that i had a quote in my clipboard of another thread on GLP. Hahaha.

Let's try this again!






Totally opposite to what you just labeled JWs as.

They love God and neighbor. That is what the whole religon is based on.

They go to meetings and study the Bible and learn how to be Christ-like.

Jesus preached about the good news of God's kingdom and he sent his disciples out by 2's to preach about it to others.

Jehovah's Witnesses are the only religon whose members go preaching regularly all around the world.

God has used the organization to accomplish what Matthew chapter 24 and verse 14 says.

None of them are paid to preach. None of the elders get paid. No members get paid.

It is completely unlike churches.

Everything they do in their religon is done without pay and out of love for neighbor.

Yes, even going to your door is done out of love.

They are teaching you about God's kingdom for free and out of love.

You hate them for this?

They don't mind because Jesus told his followers that they would be hated just as he was hated. Matthew chapter 24 and verse 9 and also John 15 verse 18 and 19.

And whether you are receptive or not, they continue to preach because it is a command by Jesus as Matthew chapter 28 verses 19 and 20 says.
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11/08/2019 12:00 PM
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
You can put a 'no solicitors' sign near your door. Typically tho, local cops won't toss JWs off the property for trespassing, tho they should, IMO.

The JWs themselves suggest just saying 'not interested, please take me off your call list'. And they will.
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I don't go to their kingdom hall and harass them. That said, they shouldn't be able to harass people while they are in their ownn homes.

Yes, you are right. The cops should bust that scum for trespassing!
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554



Here's what my husband did.

He kept a little stack of brochures for the Unitarian church by the door. It could be anything, but Unitarian works well.

He'd invite them in, then start proselytizing them about HIS church. They left as soon as they politely could, and didn't come back.

Ha haaaa!
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5a
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Re: How Do You Get Jehovah Witnesses To Stop Walking Up To Your House And Knocking On The Door?
It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554



Here's what my husband did.

He kept a little stack of brochures for the Unitarian church by the door. It could be anything, but Unitarian works well.

He'd invite them in, then start proselytizing them about HIS church. They left as soon as they politely could, and didn't come back.

Ha haaaa!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75158414


Your husband is a smart man! 5a

The Witnesses = Cancer
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It's an evil, wicked, and satanic cult and I'm damn sick and tired of them harassing me on my own property.

Help!

stfu YOU PHUKIN SATANIC CULT SCUM!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13358554


Show them Luke Chapter 10 vs. 7.





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