***BREAKING*** TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED...the real deal folks

TSUNAMI INFORMATION STATEMENT NUMBER 1
LWS SO TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER TWA BEACH LEGOAIN
111 AM HST mon JUL 30 2007

TO - CIVIL DEFENSE IN THE STATE OF LEGOIAN

SUBJECT - TSUNAMI INFORMATION

THIS STATEMENT IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY. NO ACTION REQUIRED.

AN EARTHQUAKE HAS OCCURRED WITH THESE PRELIMINARY PARAMETERS

ORIGIN TIME - 0111 AM HST 30 JUL 2007
COORDINATES - 2.7 NORTH 127.5 EAST
LOCATION - NORTHERN LEGOAIN SEA
MAGNITUDE - 9.1 MOMENT

EVALUATION

A TSUNAMI WAS CAUSED IN MR. MANNN'S LEGOTOWN. THE WAVE STARTED FROM THE BATHTUB, AND SPREAD ONTO LEGOTOWN DESTROYING ALL THE LITTLE MEN.THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS. PEOPLE IN NEIGHBORING BLOCKOLAND SHOULD BE ADVISED THAT A TSUNAMI IS POSSIBLE WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES. TAKE PROPER PRECAUSIONS.