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Abram and Sarai and the last laugh.
were 100 and 90 when He/Abraham laughed.

Gen 17:17

Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?


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I suspect Isaac was born even more miraculously than Jesus.
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They were 100 & 90 or 190 total years together when a child was promised.

100 + 90 or 100 + 9 x 10 ....10x9 +100 or a 10 a 9 a 100

1900

During the 19th 100s/century..... man laughed in the face of GOD.
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I suspect Isaac was born even more miraculously than Jesus.
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very prophetic..... concerning US
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They were 100 & 90 or 190 total years together when a child was promised.

100 + 90 or 100 + 9 x 10 ....10x9 +100 or a 10 a 9 a 100

1900

During the 19th 100s/century..... man laughed in the face of GOD.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


The 1900's are represented in the 19th Book of The Bible, Psalms.

The largest chapter of The Bible is Psalms 119.....representing the 1900's....

or the laughter of Abraham and Sarah.....and that laughter of their children.
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They were 100 & 90 or 190 total years together when a child was promised.

100 + 90 or 100 + 9 x 10 ....10x9 +100 or a 10 a 9 a 100

1900

During the 19th 100s/century..... man laughed in the face of GOD.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


The 1900's are represented in the 19th Book of The Bible, Psalms.

The largest chapter of The Bible is Psalms 119.....representing the 1900's....

or the laughter of Abraham and Sarah.....and that laughter of their children.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


Abraham got his new name by adding ha to his former name ABRAM..... to become Abraham.

His wife's name of Sarai was also changed becoming Sarah.

They, both, received their laughter, Ha Ah.
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They were 100 & 90 or 190 total years together when a child was promised.

100 + 90 or 100 + 9 x 10 ....10x9 +100 or a 10 a 9 a 100

1900

During the 19th 100s/century..... man laughed in the face of GOD.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


The 1900's are represented in the 19th Book of The Bible, Psalms.

The largest chapter of The Bible is Psalms 119.....representing the 1900's....

or the laughter of Abraham and Sarah.....and that laughter of their children.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


Abraham got his new name by adding ha to his former name ABRAM..... to become Abraham.

His wife's name of Sarai was also changed becoming Sarah.

They, both, received their laughter, Ha Ah.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


THE Promise..... is a child will be born.

Yes, Jesus 2000 years ago.......

AND

The MAN-CHILD spoken of in The Revelation of Jesus Christ.

Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

Rev 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.
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They were 100 & 90 or 190 total years together when a child was promised.

100 + 90 or 100 + 9 x 10 ....10x9 +100 or a 10 a 9 a 100

1900

During the 19th 100s/century..... man laughed in the face of GOD.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


The 1900's are represented in the 19th Book of The Bible, Psalms.

The largest chapter of The Bible is Psalms 119.....representing the 1900's....

or the laughter of Abraham and Sarah.....and that laughter of their children.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


Abraham got his new name by adding ha to his former name ABRAM..... to become Abraham.

His wife's name of Sarai was also changed becoming Sarah.

They, both, received their laughter, Ha Ah.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


THE Promise..... is a child will be born.

Yes, Jesus 2000 years ago.......

AND

The MAN-CHILD spoken of in The Revelation of Jesus Christ.

Rev 12:5 And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

Rev 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.

 Quoting: yesterdays dust


When do we/US get our LAUGH? Might say the LAST LAUGH.
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”
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When do we/US get our LAUGH?

Might say the LAST LAUGH.

In Psalms 119, again the longest chapter in The Bible....WORD/dabar is mentioned 42 times.

The first recorded spoken WORD of God in The Bible is LET.... in 'Let there be LIGHT'.

"quote"
The LET statement is not a statement of algebraic equality; rather, it is a definition that assigns a value or a number to a variable. The LET statement can be used to assign a constant value to a variable name, a variable to a variable name, or the result of an expression to a variable name.


Let Us say 42 means more that simply a number more that 41 and less than 43.

LET Us say..... 4 x 2 = 8 simply one 8 or 1 8 ....

Now LET Us say 1 8 or 8 1 is more than just a number....

Let Us say a date.....
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As we/U&S LET other variables be applied to such 'parables' as 8/1.....

How does this apply to a laugh....say HA...

H is the 8th letter A is the 1st letter....

8 1 = H A = 8/1 = August 1st.

When does the LAST LAUGH take place.

August 1st......

of what year?
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As we/U&S LET other variables be applied to such 'parables' as 8/1.....

How does this apply to a laugh....say HA...

H is the 8th letter A is the 1st letter....

8 1 = H A = 8/1 = August 1st.

When does the LAST LAUGH take place.

August 1st......

of what year?
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


Remember the date when the 1/2 hour of silence ends?

i explained this silence ending here: Thread: The 1/2 Hour Silence in Heaven equals a time period of 20.83 years or 20 years and 305 days...ending 8/1/2020

Silence ends August 1, 2020.
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thread full of schizophrenia.
crazy
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Silence ends August 1, 2020.

August 1st, 2020 at sundown/6 pm Tisha B' Av begins.

This Jewish festival day is a time for remembering:

1. the destruction of the 1st Temple
2. the destruction of the 2nd Temple
3. and the day of NOT entering The Promised Land

plus more here: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

about the 12 spies: The Twelve Spies sent by Moses to observe the land of Canaan returned from their mission. Only two of the spies, Joshua and Caleb, brought a positive report, while the others spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority report caused the Children of Israel to cry, panic and despair of ever entering the "Promised Land". For this, they were punished by God that their generation would not enter the land.[4] The midrash quotes God as saying about this event, "You cried before me pointlessly, I will fix for you [this day as a day of] crying for the generations",[5] alluding to the future misfortunes which occurred on the same date.
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”
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hesright
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thread full of schizophrenia.
crazy
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The Bible speaks of the 'DELUSION'..... and that it is the product of 'reprobate minds'.

Baby killers and those who are ANTI-BIBLE fall into that schizophrenic state......

The LEFT fall into this category and many from the right.

What herd do you attune your ignorance with?
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”
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Rev 11:13

And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand:.....


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Silence ends August 1, 2020.

August 1st, 2020 at sundown/6 pm Tisha B' Av begins.

This Jewish festival day is a time for remembering:

1. the destruction of the 1st Temple
2. the destruction of the 2nd Temple
3. and the day of NOT entering The Promised Land

plus more here: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

about the 12 spies: The Twelve Spies sent by Moses to observe the land of Canaan returned from their mission. Only two of the spies, Joshua and Caleb, brought a positive report, while the others spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority report caused the Children of Israel to cry, panic and despair of ever entering the "Promised Land". For this, they were punished by God that their generation would not enter the land.[4] The midrash quotes God as saying about this event, "You cried before me pointlessly, I will fix for you [this day as a day of] crying for the generations",[5] alluding to the future misfortunes which occurred on the same date.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


It is these 20.83 years of wandering in The Wilderness of Sin that the 1/2 hour of silence represent.

John the Baptist Mother and Father were also old when he was conceived.

His FATHER was made 'DUMB' silenced until the birth.

Unchecked Copy Box Luk 1:18 And Zacharias said unto the angel, Whereby shall I know this? for I am an old man, and my wife well stricken in years.

Luk 1:19 And the angel answering said unto him, I am Gabriel, that stand in the presence of God; and am sent to speak unto thee, and to shew thee these glad tidings.

Luk 1:20 And, behold, thou shalt be dumb, and not able to speak, until the day that these things shall be performed, because thou believest not my words, which shall be fulfilled in their season.


Notice the verse 18 ......1/8
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”

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JOHN 5
39 Search the scriptures;
for in them ye think ye have eternal life:
and they are they which testify of me.

40 And ye will not come to me,
that ye might have life.
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”

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JOHN 5
39 Search the scriptures;
for in them ye think ye have eternal life:
and they are they which testify of me.

40 And ye will not come to me,
that ye might have life.

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hesright
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who was really guiding Abram/Abraham? He took his half sister for wife! Then later tried to sell her to the pharaoh for money and power; it didn’t workout because “God” spoke to the pharaoh and told him of Abraham forbidden act, which would curse his kingdom. He allowed Abraham to leave Egypt. That wasn’t the end of his wicked ways! Abraham was an abomination and he was guided by the devil.
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Gen 22:8
... “God himself will provide the lamb for the offering, my son.”

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75795581


JOHN 5
39 Search the scriptures;
for in them ye think ye have eternal life:
and they are they which testify of me.

40 And ye will not come to me,
that ye might have life.

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hesright
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Jer 4:22

For my people is foolish, they have not known me; they are sottish children, and they have none understanding: they are wise to do evil, but to do good they have no knowledge.


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who was really guiding Abram/Abraham? He took his half sister for wife! Then later tried to sell her to the pharaoh for money and power; it didn’t workout because “God” spoke to the pharaoh and told him of Abraham forbidden act, which would curse his kingdom. He allowed Abraham to leave Egypt. That wasn’t the end of his wicked ways! Abraham was an abomination and he was guided by the devil.
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All in the lineage of Jesus......the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

Hard for small minds with too many eyes to comprehend.
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who was really guiding Abram/Abraham? He took his half sister for wife! Then later tried to sell her to the pharaoh for money and power; it didn’t workout because “God” spoke to the pharaoh and told him of Abraham forbidden act, which would curse his kingdom. He allowed Abraham to leave Egypt. That wasn’t the end of his wicked ways! Abraham was an abomination and he was guided by the devil.
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All in the lineage of Jesus......the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

Hard for small minds with too many eyes to comprehend.
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Silence ends August 1, 2020.

August 1st, 2020 at sundown/6 pm Tisha B' Av begins.

This Jewish festival day is a time for remembering:

1. the destruction of the 1st Temple
2. the destruction of the 2nd Temple
3. and the day of NOT entering The Promised Land

plus more here: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

about the 12 spies: The Twelve Spies sent by Moses to observe the land of Canaan returned from their mission. Only two of the spies, Joshua and Caleb, brought a positive report, while the others spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority report caused the Children of Israel to cry, panic and despair of ever entering the "Promised Land". For this, they were punished by God that their generation would not enter the land.[4] The midrash quotes God as saying about this event, "You cried before me pointlessly, I will fix for you [this day as a day of] crying for the generations",[5] alluding to the future misfortunes which occurred on the same date.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


WHY TISHA B' Av?
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Silence ends August 1, 2020.

August 1st, 2020 at sundown/6 pm Tisha B' Av begins.

This Jewish festival day is a time for remembering:

1. the destruction of the 1st Temple
2. the destruction of the 2nd Temple
3. and the day of NOT entering The Promised Land

plus more here: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

about the 12 spies: The Twelve Spies sent by Moses to observe the land of Canaan returned from their mission. Only two of the spies, Joshua and Caleb, brought a positive report, while the others spoke disparagingly about the land. The majority report caused the Children of Israel to cry, panic and despair of ever entering the "Promised Land". For this, they were punished by God that their generation would not enter the land.[4] The midrash quotes God as saying about this event, "You cried before me pointlessly, I will fix for you [this day as a day of] crying for the generations",[5] alluding to the future misfortunes which occurred on the same date.
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


WHY TISHA B' Av?
 Quoting: yesterdays dust


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the last laugh is of the right over the left.

LOT went east/left to Sodom.

Abram went RIGHT........

The RIGHT represents TRUTH.....

The TRUTH of the LAST FISH caught from the RIGHT side of the boat.
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the last laugh is of the right over the left.

LOT went east/left to Sodom.

Abram went RIGHT........

The RIGHT represents TRUTH.....

The TRUTH of the LAST FISH caught from the RIGHT side of the boat.
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the last laugh is of the right over the left.

LOT went east/left to Sodom.

Abram went RIGHT........

The RIGHT represents TRUTH.....

The TRUTH of the LAST FISH caught from the RIGHT side of the boat.
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