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Some Asshole Pulled Right Out in Front of me the Other Day. Then Instant Karma Struck. LMFAO!!

 
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Defensive driving. Practice that. For everyone.
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90% chance OP drives a BMW.
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Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
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He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
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In my town it is more common than not that someone will pull right out in front of you. It’s a thing and everyone does it. Doesn’t matter how fast you’re going.

So I’m driving along about 35 mph and I see this dude getting ready to pull out in front of me. Keep in mind there is only one or two car lengths to the car in front of me. And there is one car behind me and open road after that.

I accelerate to close the gap cause I know this dude is gonna pull out. It’s customary. So now there is maybe one car length to the vehicle in front of me. Yeah it’s bad around here.

The dude punches it and flies in front of me. I have to slam on the brakes. But as he is turning onto the main road the tailgate of his POS rusted out dodge truck drops open and all his tool boxes slide out along with a few plastic bins filled with all sorts of hardware, electrical parts, nuts, screws, etc...

All of it explodes into a cloud of a million pieces and goes sliding down the road into the snow and mud.

I love it when justice is served to assholes.
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Your the asshole & will get the shit kicked out of you sooner or later
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90% chance OP drives a BMW.
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Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
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hesright
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talks about carma.
speeds up to prevent traffic flow.
Still has time to slam on brakes.
Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools.

I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


^ I give you the liberal-millenial-snowflake mindset ^

No matter how big of an asshole you are, you can always play the VICTIM CARD.

My God you people are so terribly fucked up.

You can thank your participation trophies and not keeping score so nobody loses.

All of you lost because of it.
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Yep. It's disgusting and beyond annoying. It's unbelievable how they can do it EVERY TIME. Excusing asshole behaviour 24/7.
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You look like the aliens from the movie Cocoon
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Speeding up so I guy can't pull out?

Here's to you, op.

:tommyboy:
 Quoting: Zalinsky


Lol. Do you not understand what the Op wrote? There was not enough room for him to pull out in the first place and behind the Op was miles of empty road. Read and comprehend you ignorant imbecile.

The dude should have waited for traffic to pass which would have taken 3 seconds. Instead he risked everyone’s lives by thinking he was more important and everyone should stop for hiM instead of him waiting.

You can clearly see the liberal leftist idiot mentality in some of these peoples’ responses.
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Speeding up so I guy can't pull out?

Here's to you, op.

:tommyboy:
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Lol. Do you not understand what the Op wrote? There was not enough room for him to pull out in the first place and behind the Op was miles of empty road. Read and comprehend you ignorant imbecile.

The dude should have waited for traffic to pass which would have taken 3 seconds. Instead he risked everyone’s lives by thinking he was more important and everyone should stop for hiM instead of him waiting.

You can clearly see the liberal leftist idiot mentality in some of these peoples’ responses.
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:triggered:
#teamcocksucker
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Amazing. Out here people like to tail gate while driving over the limit. Add in the fact that there is an overpopulation of deer, plus icy roads equals disaster waiting to happen.
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sweater Have you tried lightly pressing down on the breaks to turn on the stop lights from time to time?
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It’s better to slow down or speed up as needed to facilitate traffic merging.

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This is true, especially if you are driving in the righthand lane on a highway that has many offramps.
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The majority of people have no idea how to drive.

Take 4 way stops for example. Nobody realizes it’s always the guy furthest to the right who goes first. Unless you arrived first. 9 times out of 10 some chick will stop then try to wave you past after you stop.

Ladies, rules of the road do not account for courtesy and it is usually courtesy (letting someone go first) that causes the wrecks.

It is simple. Know the rules, and follow the rules. Even if it pisses some dude off in a rusted out POS dodge truck.
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90% chance OP drives a BMW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77992195


No he did not have the distance.

I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3.

I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over.
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90% chance OP drives a BMW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77992195


No he did not have the distance.

I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3.

I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over.
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You’re an ultra mega fucktard
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Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77992195


No he did not have the distance.

I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3.

I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over.
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You’re an ultra mega fucktard
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Nah. But your mom prolly drank my cum.
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Re: Some Asshole Pulled Right Out in Front of me the Other Day. Then Instant Karma Struck. LMFAO!!
talks about carma.
speeds up to prevent traffic flow.
Still has time to slam on brakes.
Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools.

I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


epiclol

OP -> POS
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not


guess what

at 35 there should have been a space of 3.5x the length of your vehicle to the one in front of you
:pixie:

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instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

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Being a dickhead is being a dickhead. Does not matter if you drive a BMW or a rusty old crap-truck, pulling out in front of someone - ESPECIALLY IN SNOW - is a pure dickhead and dangerous move. FFS, just wait the 4.2 seconds until the car or two passes to pull out you fucking peabrain, rude, selfish imbeciles! How TF you tards ever pass a driving test?
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Being a dickhead is being a dickhead. Does not matter if you drive a BMW or a rusty old crap-truck, pulling out in front of someone - ESPECIALLY IN SNOW - is a pure dickhead and dangerous move. FFS, just wait the 4.2 seconds until the car or two passes to pull out you fucking peabrain, rude, selfish imbeciles! How TF you tards ever pass a driving test?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75308723


merge vs yield

you wait at a yield

you get on it and enter the flow of traffic at a merge


also the rules for merge are
> move over or make a gap
not jump on it and close the gap
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instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

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Speeding up so I guy can't pull out?

Here's to you, op.

:tommyboy:
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this^^^
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If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car,

And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole)

That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense.

In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve.

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Re: Some Asshole Pulled Right Out in Front of me the Other Day. Then Instant Karma Struck. LMFAO!!
talks about carma.
speeds up to prevent traffic flow.
Still has time to slam on brakes.
Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools.

I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


^ I give you the liberal-millenial-snowflake mindset ^

No matter how big of an asshole you are, you can always play the VICTIM CARD.

My God you people are so terribly fucked up.

You can thank your participation trophies and not keeping score so nobody loses.

All of you lost because of it.
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You are projecting.

Get help.
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Your generation will be food for my generation someday.

See if you can wrap your twisted head around that crybaby.
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Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!
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If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car,

And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole)

That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense.

In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve.

/Thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78172795


no
impeding is traveling slower than the posted limit and not moving over to allow the line up behind you to pass

you can even get an impeding ticket on a single lane roadway for not allowing others to pass
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instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond.

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If you sped up because you didn't want him to pull out in front of you, it sounds like there was enough space for him to get into traffic, that is until your dumb ass tried closing the gap.
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90% chance OP drives a BMW.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77992195


hesright
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What kind of asshole speeds up ?
Your fat and lazy , it’s real hard to put the brakes on for a second huh?
Who cares we are human , we m sure you have pulled out Infornt of someone before , I’m positive
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I believe it's courtesy sometimes to accelerate to give someone a opening to pull out. One or two car lengths is way too close. Once and awhile, I see people pull out about 5 or 6 car lengths while I'm doing 60-65k.
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I think you're a jerk for speeding up when he was pulling out.

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I can't believe all these fucked up replies!

2 car lengths is not enough of a gap to pull out...closing it to 1 car length is not being a jerk!

WTF?

LOVED the story OP
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If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am!
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Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845

He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77992195


hesright
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What kind of asshole speeds up ?
Your fat and lazy , it’s real hard to put the brakes on for a second huh?
Who cares we are human , we m sure you have pulled out Infornt of someone before , I’m positive
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Sounds like the guy in the dodge was already too late to pull out, hesitated, then gunned it.
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I drive a 5 mile stretch to and from work every day.
The speed limit is 35mph for 1 mile and the other 4 miles is 30mph. This is urban road with bicycles, children and plenty of cross roads.

The 30mph stretch I will do the most 35mph and some parts are passable lanes. If I see some one speeding up from behind I will maintain my speed or slightly slow down because I know they are going to pass me.

The funny thing is about every other day some one who passes me on the 30mph while I am doing 35mph will get pulled over.
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If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car,

And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole)

That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense.

In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve.

/Thread
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78172795


no
impeding is traveling slower than the posted limit and not moving over to allow the line up behind you to pass

you can even get an impeding ticket on a single lane roadway for not allowing others to pass
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Ain't that more or less what I just said?

You are an extraordinary fucking genius ain't ya?

HoLeefuk this place is infested with stupid today
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Amazing. Out here people like to tail gate while driving over the limit. Add in the fact that there is an overpopulation of deer, plus icy roads equals disaster waiting to happen.
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you could make a lucrative career out of that if you make sure you take it from behind .... s226
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talks about carma.
speeds up to prevent traffic flow.
Still has time to slam on brakes.
Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools.

I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022


i never knew EXACTLY how the biggest assholes and morons and jerks actually thought til i came to GLP and observed their inner thought processes. they are demented children, i see they actually have some sort of brain defect. could just be genetic, but yeah the result is them wishing harm on others, because of their brain defect, they see it as somehow getting justice for their genetic mental defectiveness.

the weird thing is they are usually RICH! being an aggressive, grasping anti social prick actually BENEFITS them in this demonic society, Satan actually HELPS them because they are like his children





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