Some Asshole Pulled Right Out in Front of me the Other Day. Then Instant Karma Struck. LMFAO!! | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78171640 11/16/2019 12:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In my town it is more common than not that someone will pull right out in front of you. It’s a thing and everyone does it. Doesn’t matter how fast you’re going. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78171962 So I’m driving along about 35 mph and I see this dude getting ready to pull out in front of me. Keep in mind there is only one or two car lengths to the car in front of me. And there is one car behind me and open road after that. I accelerate to close the gap cause I know this dude is gonna pull out. It’s customary. So now there is maybe one car length to the vehicle in front of me. Yeah it’s bad around here. The dude punches it and flies in front of me. I have to slam on the brakes. But as he is turning onto the main road the tailgate of his POS rusted out dodge truck drops open and all his tool boxes slide out along with a few plastic bins filled with all sorts of hardware, electrical parts, nuts, screws, etc... All of it explodes into a cloud of a million pieces and goes sliding down the road into the snow and mud. I love it when justice is served to assholes. Your the asshole & will get the shit kicked out of you sooner or later |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78171640 11/16/2019 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | talks about carma. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022 speeds up to prevent traffic flow. Still has time to slam on brakes. Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools. I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon. ^ I give you the liberal-millenial-snowflake mindset ^ No matter how big of an asshole you are, you can always play the VICTIM CARD. My God you people are so terribly fucked up. You can thank your participation trophies and not keeping score so nobody loses. All of you lost because of it. Yep. It's disgusting and beyond annoying. It's unbelievable how they can do it EVERY TIME. Excusing asshole behaviour 24/7. You look like the aliens from the movie Cocoon |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17252499 United States 11/16/2019 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol. Do you not understand what the Op wrote? There was not enough room for him to pull out in the first place and behind the Op was miles of empty road. Read and comprehend you ignorant imbecile. The dude should have waited for traffic to pass which would have taken 3 seconds. Instead he risked everyone’s lives by thinking he was more important and everyone should stop for hiM instead of him waiting. You can clearly see the liberal leftist idiot mentality in some of these peoples’ responses. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78171640 11/16/2019 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol. Do you not understand what the Op wrote? There was not enough room for him to pull out in the first place and behind the Op was miles of empty road. Read and comprehend you ignorant imbecile. The dude should have waited for traffic to pass which would have taken 3 seconds. Instead he risked everyone’s lives by thinking he was more important and everyone should stop for hiM instead of him waiting. You can clearly see the liberal leftist idiot mentality in some of these peoples’ responses. :triggered: #teamcocksucker |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17252499 United States 11/16/2019 02:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The majority of people have no idea how to drive. Take 4 way stops for example. Nobody realizes it’s always the guy furthest to the right who goes first. Unless you arrived first. 9 times out of 10 some chick will stop then try to wave you past after you stop. Ladies, rules of the road do not account for courtesy and it is usually courtesy (letting someone go first) that causes the wrecks. It is simple. Know the rules, and follow the rules. Even if it pisses some dude off in a rusted out POS dodge truck. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17252499 United States 11/16/2019 03:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance? He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW). No he did not have the distance. I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3. I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78171640 11/16/2019 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance? He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW). No he did not have the distance. I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3. I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over. You’re an ultra mega fucktard |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17252499 United States 11/16/2019 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845 Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance? He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW). No he did not have the distance. I am the Op. the dude had one car length to fit in. I was actually following too closely. The dude didn’t have enough room to merge in by a factor of 3. I had to slam on my brakes to avoid crashing. The dude pulling out created an emergency and if cops had been present he would have been pulled over. You’re an ultra mega fucktard Nah. But your mom prolly drank my cum. |
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Red John User ID: 41182798 Canada 11/16/2019 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | guess what at 35 there should have been a space of 3.5x the length of your vehicle to the one in front of you :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
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Red John User ID: 41182798 Canada 11/16/2019 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Being a dickhead is being a dickhead. Does not matter if you drive a BMW or a rusty old crap-truck, pulling out in front of someone - ESPECIALLY IN SNOW - is a pure dickhead and dangerous move. FFS, just wait the 4.2 seconds until the car or two passes to pull out you fucking peabrain, rude, selfish imbeciles! How TF you tards ever pass a driving test? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75308723 merge vs yield you wait at a yield you get on it and enter the flow of traffic at a merge also the rules for merge are > move over or make a gap not jump on it and close the gap :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78172795 United States 11/16/2019 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car, And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole) That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense. In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve. /Thread |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78144646 United States 11/16/2019 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | talks about carma. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022 speeds up to prevent traffic flow. Still has time to slam on brakes. Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools. I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon. ^ I give you the liberal-millenial-snowflake mindset ^ No matter how big of an asshole you are, you can always play the VICTIM CARD. My God you people are so terribly fucked up. You can thank your participation trophies and not keeping score so nobody loses. All of you lost because of it. You are projecting. Get help. Your generation will be food for my generation someday. See if you can wrap your twisted head around that crybaby. Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!! |
Red John User ID: 41182798 Canada 11/16/2019 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78172795 And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole) That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense. In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve. /Thread no impeding is traveling slower than the posted limit and not moving over to allow the line up behind you to pass you can even get an impeding ticket on a single lane roadway for not allowing others to pass :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75156142 United States 11/16/2019 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance? He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW). What kind of asshole speeds up ? Your fat and lazy , it’s real hard to put the brakes on for a second huh? Who cares we are human , we m sure you have pulled out Infornt of someone before , I’m positive |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76706522 Canada 11/16/2019 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe it's courtesy sometimes to accelerate to give someone a opening to pull out. One or two car lengths is way too close. Once and awhile, I see people pull out about 5 or 6 car lengths while I'm doing 60-65k. |
Mental Case User ID: 77795348 United States 11/16/2019 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you're a jerk for speeding up when he was pulling out. --------------- I can't believe all these fucked up replies! 2 car lengths is not enough of a gap to pull out...closing it to 1 car length is not being a jerk! WTF? LOVED the story OP! :D If I am going to be damned...I am going to be damned for who I really am! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76706522 Canada 11/16/2019 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20040845 Why because a jealous redneck illegally pulled out in front of him without assured clear distance? He had the distance, douchebag OP sped up (likely in his POS BMW). What kind of asshole speeds up ? Your fat and lazy , it’s real hard to put the brakes on for a second huh? Who cares we are human , we m sure you have pulled out Infornt of someone before , I’m positive Sounds like the guy in the dodge was already too late to pull out, hesitated, then gunned it. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 55515370 United States 11/16/2019 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I drive a 5 mile stretch to and from work every day. The speed limit is 35mph for 1 mile and the other 4 miles is 30mph. This is urban road with bicycles, children and plenty of cross roads. The 30mph stretch I will do the most 35mph and some parts are passable lanes. If I see some one speeding up from behind I will maintain my speed or slightly slow down because I know they are going to pass me. The funny thing is about every other day some one who passes me on the 30mph while I am doing 35mph will get pulled over. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78172795 United States 11/16/2019 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you (we'll call you the asshole) pull out in front of a car, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78172795 And that car has to brake to avoid hitting you (again, the asshole) That is called Impeding Traffic. And it is a ticketable offense. In other words... it's illegal and you (the asshole) will get a citation, as you (the asshole) so richly deserve. /Thread no impeding is traveling slower than the posted limit and not moving over to allow the line up behind you to pass you can even get an impeding ticket on a single lane roadway for not allowing others to pass Ain't that more or less what I just said? You are an extraordinary fucking genius ain't ya? HoLeefuk this place is infested with stupid today |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78172862 United States 11/16/2019 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | talks about carma. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49235022 speeds up to prevent traffic flow. Still has time to slam on brakes. Laughs at man who will struggle to put food on the table now that he has to replace thousands of dollars of tools. I wouldnt want to be OP anytime soon. i never knew EXACTLY how the biggest assholes and morons and jerks actually thought til i came to GLP and observed their inner thought processes. they are demented children, i see they actually have some sort of brain defect. could just be genetic, but yeah the result is them wishing harm on others, because of their brain defect, they see it as somehow getting justice for their genetic mental defectiveness. the weird thing is they are usually RICH! being an aggressive, grasping anti social prick actually BENEFITS them in this demonic society, Satan actually HELPS them because they are like his children |