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How To Be a GLP Esoteric Guru - 7 Easy Steps

 
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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

magic
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It's not magick, it's simply science.

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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
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You're such a cunt. Didn't you first show up here claiming to be an alien who answers all questions?

whatever
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8. throw The Trigger Word Pancake From Time To Time

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I'm going to become a GLP witch doctor with this information.
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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
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Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
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Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
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Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

magic
 Quoting: Merit


So, are you a guru?

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8. throw The Trigger Word Pancake From Time To Time

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I smell sulphur, rotting carcass smell.
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It's not magick, it's simply science.

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billwiz
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You're such a cunt. Didn't you first show up here claiming to be an alien who answers all questions?

whatever
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Who doesn't like Cunt?


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8. throw The Trigger Word Pancake From Time To Time

pennywise
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Everyone feel free to add any personal secrets to being a GLP super witch


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there are multiple earthbound spirits attached to OP
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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


That is an excellent question. Why do some adults need to pretend to be Esoteric gurus on GLP?

But who cares, I decided to make it easy and make an easy to utilize guide.


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.

2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.

3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.

4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.

5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.

6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.

7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.


Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.

Practice makes perfect.

magic
 Quoting: Merit


So, are you a guru?

chuckle
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I'm an Interlocutor.


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there are multiple earthbound spirits attached to OP
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heykids


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there are multiple earthbound spirits attached to OP
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:heykids:
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the smell of rotting lizard is so strong
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there are multiple earthbound spirits attached to OP
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heykids
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the smell of rotting lizard is so strong
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Mmm lizard.
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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm?

Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. chuckle
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Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol
You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all.

He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual.

You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow.
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Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


That is an excellent question. Why do some adults need to pretend to be Esoteric gurus on GLP?

But who cares, I decided to make it easy and make an easy to utilize guide.
 Quoting: Merit


Either way..are you helping merit? You know..that thing you claim to love to do. Why don't you just admit to yourself that you're a dickhead inside..and just like others act..you do too;)
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Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort!
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm?

Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol
You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all.

He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual.

You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow.
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Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it.

Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL
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Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh?
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Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious.
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I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm?

Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol
You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all.

He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual.

You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow.
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Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it.

Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL
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Look..I'm sure you're really butt hurt about something..but I'm sorry..I don't care.lol
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Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh?
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? 1dunno1
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I understand children doing this kinda stuff..but when so called adults do it..I guess I'm fascinated..and I wonder about the parents.and the lack of morality and ethics being taught.

So merit..what changed. You used to think you knew stuff.lol
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there are multiple earthbound spirits attached to OP
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:heykids:
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the smell of rotting lizard is so strong
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Mmm lizard.
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I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm?

Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol
You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all.

He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual.

You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow.
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Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it.

Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Look..I'm sure you're really butt hurt about something..but I'm sorry..I don't care.lol
 Quoting: Jb 77231822


A rather sad attempt at deflection, JB. Do better next time. What am I butthurt about? Chit chatting with you is fun for me. I enjoy it.1dunno1
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