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Q33 User ID: 78173563 Canada 11/19/2019 09:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. |
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MilaMoon User ID: 78180713 United States 11/19/2019 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
Jb User ID: 77231822 Canada 11/19/2019 11:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. |
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Merit (OP) User ID: 78145672 United States 11/20/2019 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. That is an excellent question. Why do some adults need to pretend to be Esoteric gurus on GLP? But who cares, I decided to make it easy and make an easy to utilize guide. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
Merit (OP) User ID: 78145672 United States 11/20/2019 12:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. So, are you a guru? I'm an Interlocutor. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77231822 Canada 11/20/2019 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm? Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all. He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual. You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow. |
Jb User ID: 77231822 Canada 11/20/2019 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. That is an excellent question. Why do some adults need to pretend to be Esoteric gurus on GLP? But who cares, I decided to make it easy and make an easy to utilize guide. Either way..are you helping merit? You know..that thing you claim to love to do. Why don't you just admit to yourself that you're a dickhead inside..and just like others act..you do too;) |
MilaMoon User ID: 78180713 United States 11/20/2019 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm? Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all. He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual. You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow. Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it. Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
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Jb User ID: 77231822 Canada 11/20/2019 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Jb 77231822 Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm? Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all. He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual. You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow. Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it. Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL Look..I'm sure you're really butt hurt about something..but I'm sorry..I don't care.lol |
MilaMoon User ID: 78180713 United States 11/20/2019 12:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh? Quoting: Jb 77231822 You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
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MilaMoon User ID: 78180713 United States 11/20/2019 01:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: MilaMoon I am trying to inderstand why an adult (you) felt the need to repeatedly threaten come into our home and kill Merit over the course of a year. A better question to ask yourself would maybe be why are you so agitated by Merit? I mean, here you are again. In EVERY thread he makes. It is fun for us to watch some of you. Why do you do the things you do? Hmm? Besides, you gotta admit he has a point with this thread. He just described a solid 80% of the wannabe-occult-tards on this site. I am not naming names. Glad to see you can have a semi-reasonable discussion with me though. Progress. Kill merit? Now your just being silly.lol You think I'm agitated with merit? I just think you guys are acting very strangely..so I wonder why is all. He doesn't have a point..he's just being rude as usual. You call this a reasonable discussion?? Lol..Why do I bother..it all goes out in the wash anyhow. Denying it is probably a very bad idea when your posts live forever in his older threads. Perhaps you were in a drug induced haze at the time and dont recall it. Now, how do we act strangely? Do tell. I am genuinely curious. JB, you would be wise to invest in a mirror. Just sayin--not like you will listen. LOL Look..I'm sure you're really butt hurt about something..but I'm sorry..I don't care.lol A rather sad attempt at deflection, JB. Do better next time. What am I butthurt about? Chit chatting with you is fun for me. I enjoy it. :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |