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How To Be a GLP Esoteric Guru - 7 Easy Steps | |
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Lance Roseman From BC  User ID: 45329550  Canada11/20/2019 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guys.... stop. Quoting: Merit This was meant to be a 'how to be a GLP Esoteric Guru' thread not a how to make ppl butthurt who want to be a GLP Esoteric Guru thread. We're all one. We are all the great chosen Guru. Goosfraba....  But, I don’t want to become one... Why don’t you teach us how to be a Grill Guru... Mila said that you’re a Grill Guru...  Oh, if you girl guru, you get kuru...not a good idea. You end up like Hillary.... If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77876176  United Kingdom11/26/2019 11:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. :magic: Whatever you say Falcon. |
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| MilaMoon User ID: 77896579 United States11/26/2019 11:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My husband is working on his laptop while I eat Andes candies and watch Jack Ryan beside him. He likes it when you people make me giggle. I love Andes candies. Me too LOL. One of my favorites since I was a kid. :awakenthemoon: Repugnant is the creature who would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of their fleeting time here |
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| Lance Roseman From BC User ID: 45329550 Canada11/27/2019 04:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I like ponies. Bump. If you are not busy weaving your own magick, you are trapped in anothers spell. “It’s time you realized that you have something in you more powerful and miraculous than the things that affect you and make you dance like a puppet.” – Marcus Aurelius |
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| NowIhavetothinkofaname User ID: 77393658 Australia11/27/2019 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For a one time fee that goes to homeless Gurus whom we bless by giving them an enchanted hazel wood branch consecrated in menstrual blood and blessed by a genuine ancestor of those who died in the Salem witch trials, you can have access to my spiritual playlist. Quoting: Merit Atta dood! Looks like peeps will be signing up for enchanted branches. NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts It's all bull! Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten. If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it. You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests. It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76731271 Canada11/27/2019 10:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh? Quoting: Jb 77231822 You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case?  There are some people who are not poor and have come to realize their lust for more money is pulling them into terrible dramas and conflicts. Yes, we all need some money to survive in this world. But are we willing to endure the sacrifices to our family, friendships, sanity, and integrity to pursue big money? It is a known fact that those who have had a spark of awakening to some of the Truths become very humble and realize there is something far greater and more important than the pursue of money. Perhaps only through your eyes you see someone as being poor, not knowing they might be content, grateful, and joyful. It is your personal choice what you want to do. No right or wrong. |
| Merit (OP) User ID: 78204452 11/27/2019 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: LittleMe That wasn't shit posting. I was creating a support group for ppl like me. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| Merit (OP) User ID: 78204452 11/27/2019 10:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh? Quoting: Jb 77231822 You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? There are some people who are not poor and have come to realize their lust for more money is pulling them into terrible dramas and conflicts. Yes, we all need some money to survive in this world. But are we willing to endure the sacrifices to our family, friendships, sanity, and integrity to pursue big money? It is a known fact that those who have had a spark of awakening to some of the Truths become very humble and realize there is something far greater and more important than the pursue of money. Perhaps only through your eyes you see someone as being poor, not knowing they might be content, grateful, and joyful. It is your personal choice what you want to do. No right or wrong. If you represented anything you just tried to fake Guru your way through you wouldn't have any problem with someone being rich and openly enjoying it. You clearly do however. Get over it. • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
| 1unformed1 User ID: 78059614  Israel11/27/2019 10:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh? Quoting: Jb 77231822 You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? There are some people who are not poor and have come to realize their lust for more money is pulling them into terrible dramas and conflicts. Yes, we all need some money to survive in this world. But are we willing to endure the sacrifices to our family, friendships, sanity, and integrity to pursue big money? It is a known fact that those who have had a spark of awakening to some of the Truths become very humble and realize there is something far greater and more important than the pursue of money. Perhaps only through your eyes you see someone as being poor, not knowing they might be content, grateful, and joyful. It is your personal choice what you want to do. No right or wrong. If you represented anything you just tried to fake Guru your way through you wouldn't have any problem with someone being rich and openly enjoying it. You clearly do however. Get over it. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE ON HERE WHO ARE QUITE SERIOUS They have done the research AND ARE DOING THE WORK and its not about money AT ALL GET MY FREE SPIRITUAL BOOKS THEY ARE MOST VALUABLE ! THEY ARE A GIFT WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS 30 YEARS OF HARD WORK, DEEP RESEARCH INTO HOW TO ATTAIN THE HOLY SPIRIT, HOW TO ATTAIN “REAL” DIVINE EXPERIENCE, UNIQUE DIVINE PROVIDENCE. ACCORDING TO THE ANCIENT METHODS OF THE BIBLICAL PROPHETS. an overview of everything Including :1)The Owner’s Manual to Prosperity and the Soul for Hindus, Christians, Jeuus, Buddhists, Muslims and anyone else 2) “The Definitive Biblical phenomena” 3)The Souls speak 4)”The Owner’s Manual to the Soul” Part 1 The Gate 5)“The Owner’s manual to the Soul” Part 2 THE KABALLAH 6) “The Message” 7)The Book of the Angel Mattatro”n 8)“Book Of ELOHEME” 9)“Teffilin The Owner’s manual” 10)THE MYSTICAL HOLY SHABOT 11)“The Divine structure of unfolding of Heaven and Earth” 12)”The book of “יהו“ה Yhv”h 13) “Markava” The Divine chariot YOU CAN READ & DOWN LOAD YOUR FREE COPY OF THESE BOOKS AT THIS LINK [link to godssecret.wordpress.com (secure)] THIS IS 100% FOR REAL IT WORKS SEE FOR YOUR SELF PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL ! 1unformed1 |
| Merit (OP) User ID: 78204452 11/27/2019 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: MilaMoon You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? There are some people who are not poor and have come to realize their lust for more money is pulling them into terrible dramas and conflicts. Yes, we all need some money to survive in this world. But are we willing to endure the sacrifices to our family, friendships, sanity, and integrity to pursue big money? It is a known fact that those who have had a spark of awakening to some of the Truths become very humble and realize there is something far greater and more important than the pursue of money. Perhaps only through your eyes you see someone as being poor, not knowing they might be content, grateful, and joyful. It is your personal choice what you want to do. No right or wrong. If you represented anything you just tried to fake Guru your way through you wouldn't have any problem with someone being rich and openly enjoying it. You clearly do however. Get over it. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE ON HERE WHO ARE QUITE SERIOUS They have done the research AND ARE DOING THE WORK and its not about money AT ALL GET MY FREE SPIRITUAL BOOKS THEY ARE MOST VALUABLE ! THEY ARE A GIFT WHAT YOU HAVE HERE IS 30 YEARS OF HARD WORK, DEEP RESEARCH INTO HOW TO ATTAIN THE HOLY SPIRIT, HOW TO ATTAIN “REAL” DIVINE EXPERIENCE, UNIQUE DIVINE PROVIDENCE. ACCORDING TO THE ANCIENT METHODS OF THE BIBLICAL PROPHETS. an overview of everything Including :1)The Owner’s Manual to Prosperity and the Soul for Hindus, Christians, Jeuus, Buddhists, Muslims and anyone else 2) “The Definitive Biblical phenomena” 3)The Souls speak 4)”The Owner’s Manual to the Soul” Part 1 The Gate 5)“The Owner’s manual to the Soul” Part 2 THE KABALLAH 6) “The Message” 7)The Book of the Angel Mattatro”n 8)“Book Of ELOHEME” 9)“Teffilin The Owner’s manual” 10)THE MYSTICAL HOLY SHABOT 11)“The Divine structure of unfolding of Heaven and Earth” 12)”The book of “יהו“ה Yhv”h 13) “Markava” The Divine chariot YOU CAN READ & DOWN LOAD YOUR FREE COPY OF THESE BOOKS AT THIS LINK [link to godssecret.wordpress.com (secure)] THIS IS 100% FOR REAL IT WORKS SEE FOR YOUR SELF PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL ! Yes... you clearly have no problems with someone having money and not being ashamed of it or giving you any  . I wasn't sure if I should take you seriously at first but the caps lock and artificially elongated copy and paste post, structured to over compensate for lack of original content, convinced me you are definitely a spiritual Guru worth taking seriously. Last Edited by Merit on 11/27/2019 10:55 AM • Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. • |
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| Lady Jayne Smith Forum Administrator 11/27/2019 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Money does strange things to people. Class and privilege is a sickness running rampant in our society. Ironically.. The money they all seem to chase..also destroyed their soul in the process. I guess there really is a deal with the devil,eh? Quoting: Jb 77231822 You are mad because you're poor? Why not just work on bettering yourself, in that case? There are some people who are not poor and have come to realize their lust for more money is pulling them into terrible dramas and conflicts. Yes, we all need some money to survive in this world. But are we willing to endure the sacrifices to our family, friendships, sanity, and integrity to pursue big money? It is a known fact that those who have had a spark of awakening to some of the Truths become very humble and realize there is something far greater and more important than the pursue of money. Perhaps only through your eyes you see someone as being poor, not knowing they might be content, grateful, and joyful. It is your personal choice what you want to do. No right or wrong. You chose to allow yourself to be pulled into drama and conflicts. The poorer members of our family are the ones most prone to drama and conflict. They appear to thrive on it, and why I live on the other side of the country from them. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70260259 United Kingdom11/28/2019 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. :magic: It amazes me that people read about this stuff and claim to know stuff.. I read it too and all I know is that I know nothing, probably my comprehension coupled with the fact that I can be a bit dense. |
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A very entertaining and informative thread!
