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How To Be a GLP Esoteric Guru - 7 Easy Steps
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1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them.
2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement.
3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might.
4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly.
5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status.
6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related.
7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations.
Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like.
Practice makes perfect.
:magic:
Quoting: Merit Haha, for a second there I thought you were refering to myself but since I'm a star seed, indigo child, rainbow warrior I can breathe easy that negativity wasn't for me. It amazes me that people read about this stuff and claim to know stuff.. I read it too and all I know is that I know nothing, probably my comprehension coupled with the fact that I can be a bit dense.
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