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7..X.LePsihoLog User ID: 78211190 Croatia 11/29/2019 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lol..you really are a loser. Why would you want to make fun of people so much. I wonder what the underlying insecurity is. Quoting: Jb 77231822 Oh hi there, Internet Voldemort! Seriously..lol. I'm really trying to understand what kind of adult needs to do this. I'm genuinely curious. That is an excellent question. Why do some adults need to pretend to be Esoteric gurus on GLP? But who cares, I decided to make it easy and make an easy to utilize guide. why would you care?...... |
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The_Meridian Breshears is Off: Ask Me Why User ID: 76838634 United States 08/11/2021 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Avatar and Signature must be dramatic and give a nod to the notion there's a hidden meaning behind them. Quoting: Merit 2. Answer in pictures or Video whenever possible to avoid directly answering a question or making a statement. 3. Keep answers and statements neutral leaving the reader to make sense of them on their own however they might. 4. Bring up esoteric literature and figures like the Emerald Tablets, Aleister Crowley and throw in something obscure you found after a quick Google search regularly. 5. Have at least one well thought out and competently expressed "experience" to reference as proof of your wisdom, power, adeptness or chosen status. 6. Have one specific subject you can sound knowledgeable on that is esoteric related. 7. Take credit for any insights or happenings others talking to you came to on their own from your neutral and vague advice and explanations. Thats it! Enjoy your new fame as a Witch, Warlock, Shaman, Seer, Prognosticator or any other title you like. Practice makes perfect. (B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart |
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