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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.

 
Merit
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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.
My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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11/20/2019 04:19 PM
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TMI
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your left eye is bionic eh
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


you just got one now like every other man huh??
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11/20/2019 04:26 PM
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how does this operation affect one's I.Q. I wonder?
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11/20/2019 04:28 PM
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yeah pretty sure you're lying, op
Merit  (OP)

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how does this operation affect one's I.Q. I wonder?
 Quoting: Rosicrucian1 70585940


increases blood flow to the brain


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

Merit  (OP)

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yeah pretty sure you're lying, op
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Don't let these naysayers dissuade you fellow heavy hammer homies. This is a problem few of us endure but that's even more reason for us to ban together.


Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

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Your courage is inspiring to us all.
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Oh my God, honey. chuckle
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Your courage is inspiring to us all.
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epiclol
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So you're only bottoming now?

Asking for a friend.
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11/20/2019 04:51 PM
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Tell the truth , your husband Barak pressured you into Michelle.
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:startreknod:
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Some Will. Some won't. So.......
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So this is what it all comes to eh?

Years full of yourself onGLP and now reduced to penis reduction threads...

Bravo Merit!

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11/20/2019 05:08 PM
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I hope the microscope you had to buy, to see it now, wasn’t too expensive.
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I guess some attention is better than NO attention since you've been back!! lmao
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And this will work after reduction surgery:
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11/20/2019 06:22 PM

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There is no such surgery.

Sticking it in a "pencil sharpener" is not a legitimate

procedure!


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11/20/2019 06:31 PM
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Aw, you won't be able to do the helicopter dance now,
You'll miss throwing that snake over your shoulder.

Nice to see that all of ye are in good form.
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Re: My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.
My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I did bud, had half taken Now I am stuck with all the troubled you got rid of. I should have keep mine and did the shoulder toss I have done since the fifth grade. Btw you have a small Penis....just sayin
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Said no man. Ever.
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So now your boy friends penis fits in your mouth better I'm guessing?
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11/20/2019 06:38 PM
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I'm currently a 6inchr erected. Should I do the reduction too?
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I'm currently a 6inchr erected. Should I do the reduction too?
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you have a small penis. Just live with it. you do need a few more inches to really be called a Man but whatever
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11/20/2019 06:42 PM
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i had my leg amputated instead, works just as well, i only need to buy one shoe now
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yeah pretty sure you're lying, op
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Don't let these naysayers dissuade you fellow heavy hammer homies. This is a problem few of us endure but that's even more reason for us to ban together.
 Quoting: Merit


Your not joking about the tip dipping the toilet water.

I got one of those cripple cushions to sit on when I deuce.
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Lol

how big was your giant rod pre surgery...asking for a friend

what about post surgery





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