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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.

 
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


Is the window of opportunity already closed for you to send me your reduction to add to my little man?




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Merit  (OP)

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i had my leg amputated instead, works just as well, i only need to buy one shoe now
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yeah pretty sure you're lying, op
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Don't let these naysayers dissuade you fellow heavy hammer homies. This is a problem few of us endure but that's even more reason for us to ban together.
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Your not joking about the tip dipping the toilet water.

I got one of those cripple cushions to sit on when I deuce.
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I did bud, had half taken Now I am stuck with all the troubled you got rid of. I should have keep mine and did the shoulder toss I have done since the fifth grade. Btw you have a small Penis....just sayin
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Last Edited by Merit on 11/20/2019 07:10 PM


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Now you need to get a foot size reduction surgery since your body is going to be badly unbalanced.
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11/20/2019 07:27 PM
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Can you still pack the fudge, OP?
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your left eye is bionic eh
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Can you still pack the fudge, OP?
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I appreciate the offer and all sport but you're not my flavor of ice cream.


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Five stars for the title alone!
Merit  (OP)

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your left eye is bionic eh
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hiding
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Don't be silly. That tech is a generation away at least. Everyone knows that.

I mean if not that would imply a certain class of ppl have access to bionic upgrades already and are keeping it from the general population.

I think we all know no one would ever do something that shitty.


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11/20/2019 07:39 PM
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ouch!
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dead
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11/21/2019 09:47 PM
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There is no such surgery.

Sticking it in a "pencil sharpener" is not a legitimate

procedure!


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Guess you dont watch Rick and Morty then.

Guy's that brag the most that it's super big and they're awesome lays, are usually the worst so...
Sorry
Sad but true.
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Oh look..the attention whore is back jerkit
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My length is okay but the mushroom head is excessive.
Can they trim a little off the sides???
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11/21/2019 10:04 PM
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Fuck knows why anyone would bother to read this shit.
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11/21/2019 10:09 PM
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Do they trim a little off the top. If so, I'm out.
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Sure thing troll boy
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your left eye is bionic eh
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hiding
 Quoting: Loup Garou


Don't be silly. That tech is a generation away at least. Everyone knows that.

I mean if not that would imply a certain class of ppl have access to bionic upgrades already and are keeping it from the general population.

I think we all know no one would ever do something that shitty.
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suuuuuuuure ok

rolleyes
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


Judging from some of these posts, it looks like there are lot of gay men on GLP, so perhaps your mating call of a post will be a success for you.
Red is Truth Around Here. Always Has Been.
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11/21/2019 10:13 PM
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Fucn hero
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This sort of shit belong on your facefuk page, not here.
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You look like the retarded hyena from the lion king...
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Say, I heard about you. You were on page 602 of the 1975 Sears Catalog, weren't you?
You might have been all dangly, but the other guy looked like he just left the butcher shop.
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I'm only 5.5 inches erect. I wish I was bigger.

TBC-cryn
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ROFL Froggie
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

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ROFL Froggie
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
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this^^
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I'm currently a 6inchr erected. Should I do the reduction too?
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Poor baby
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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ROFL Froggie
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
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You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


BustedGirls
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38890686


I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's.


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