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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.

 
Merit  (OP)

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ROFL Froggie
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
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You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


BustedGirls
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My body is ready.


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how does this operation affect one's I.Q. I wonder?
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increases blood flow to the brain
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It take a while, Op, but eventually blood will start flowing to your brain again.
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i had my leg amputated instead, works just as well, i only need to buy one shoe now
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
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I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's.
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
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I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's.
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You know those big dogs that wag their tails in the house and are constantly knocking shit off coffee tables and such? Well, you should see my house on Naked Thursdays...
Merit  (OP)

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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38890686


I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's.
 Quoting: Merit


My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I know your frustration, OP. Constantly getting mine caught in the laces when tying my shoes.

Had my share of black eyes too...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38890686


I don't miss the red welps across my chests from doing naked jumping Jack's.
 Quoting: Merit

You know those big dogs that wag their tails in the house and are constantly knocking shit off coffee tables and such? Well, you should see my house on Naked Thursdays...
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Did Obamacare pay for that? It should.

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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


wow how long was that giant dick been stuck up in your ass? i say giant because if that much was still haning out and you had to lay it on your leg well......now u dont have to worry about the excess dick hangin out your ass and are free to enjoy the dick up your ass without being dickstracted by it ......your prob gonna end up missing the extra length you were unable to stuff up your ass though you tried and tried and tried though and regret your surgery because when u wanna suck one its gonna set in that you fucked yourself .......
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:ROFL Froggie:
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
 Quoting: Merit


You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


:BustedGirls:
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My body is ready.
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So what did they do shorten your legs? Remove your feet? Or was your reduction consumption based?
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:ROFL Froggie:
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
 Quoting: Merit


You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


:BustedGirls:
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


My body is ready.
 Quoting: Merit



His penis reduction is instead of sucking 7 or more dicks every one to two days hes only sucking 3 to 4. Unless he falls of the wagon.....
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:ROFL Froggie:
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
 Quoting: Merit


You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


:BustedGirls:
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


My body is ready.
 Quoting: Merit



Thats just his attempt at making an excuse for having a little teenie weenie .......
Merit  (OP)

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11/27/2019 12:24 PM
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.


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11/27/2019 12:25 PM
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Didn’t know any ethical surgeons would make smaller an already minuscule penis. Interesting.
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


But... but AOC says you have toxic masculinity.
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11/27/2019 12:26 PM
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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Do they take from the middle? Or are you looking like an amputee with a deformed lump at the end.
Merit  (OP)

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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


But... but AOC says you have toxic masculinity.
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She's correct. However, that whore could fit a whole bag of carrots plus 2 dicks in that horse mouth of hers and still have room to sip a milkshake. So I don't care what she thinks .

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Do they take from the middle? Or are you looking like an amputee with a deformed lump at the end.
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your asking what his dick looks like now lol
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lmao
Don't dismiss your own experience to allow other people’s perceptions.
Merit  (OP)

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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??


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:ROFL Froggie:
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
 Quoting: Merit


You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


:BustedGirls:
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


My body is ready.
 Quoting: Merit


You have the AIDS "stare"......
Merit  (OP)

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Do they take from the middle? Or are you looking like an amputee with a deformed lump at the end.
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It's more like a baby's arm now


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:ROFL Froggie:
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Mila is happier too. I thought I was going to have to buy her a wheelchair.
 Quoting: Merit


You are in so much trouble when she sees this.


:BustedGirls:
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


My body is ready.
 Quoting: Merit


This is the closest to and the most "attention" his little nub weiner has or will ever get.
Merit  (OP)

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11/27/2019 12:39 PM
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I think I've responded to everyone who has commented? Yes? OK good. Thank you for sharing this experience with me


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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.



Even has a fairy gay ass quote ..lol

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

this flamer needs to be banned
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.



Even has a fairy gay ass quote ..lol

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

this flamer needs to be banned
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That won't happen. Read some into this thread. It does reveal some interesting connections between people here unless that is fakes also. I don't have the want to read the whole thing but good thread. I understand how doom is this sites cash flow. But doesn't knowing things and not fully explaining them make you mnods feel in human. Or you like the power.

Thread: I will tell you some secrets for no other reason than to jade my family. I am of the bloodlines.
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OP is what happens when the military officer marries the PHD doctor wife and gets a trust fund. A beautiful overly clever monster.
Merit  (OP)

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11/27/2019 12:57 PM
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OP is what happens when the military officer marries the PHD doctor wife and gets a trust fund. A beautiful overly clever monster.
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..... that might be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me rose


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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.



Even has a fairy gay ass quote ..lol

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

this flamer needs to be banned
 Quoting: Merit


That won't happen. Read some into this thread. It does reveal some interesting connections between people here unless that is fakes also. I don't have the want to read the whole thing but good thread. I understand how doom is this sites cash flow. But doesn't knowing things and not fully explaining them make you mnods feel in human. Or you like the power.

Thread: I will tell you some secrets for no other reason than to jade my family. I am of the bloodlines.
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With knowledge there is power and the quote you said about It is how most royal bloodlines were formed truthfully. Seize control then contrive a history.

Last Edited by Merit on 07/27/2016 03:38 AM

I find this the most interesting. How the fuck do we know what is what about anything. Honestly I think today it's a feeling. I know that sounds fucking liberal. But if you are on the right wavelink you would understand. But it still never gives full proof unless you have tested your gut and morale compass and find it is right more than wrong.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.


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