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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.

 
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.



Even has a fairy gay ass quote ..lol

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

this flamer needs to be banned
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well why dont you go and show him a glint of light on your ass or broken glass whatever wierdo
That won't happen. Read some into this thread. It does reveal some interesting connections between people here unless that is fakes also. I don't have the want to read the whole thing but good thread. I understand how doom is this sites cash flow. But doesn't knowing things and not fully explaining them make you mnods feel in human. Or you like the power.

Thread: I will tell you some secrets for no other reason than to jade my family. I am of the bloodlines.
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Sometimes wimmin dont want footlongs. Honestly I didnt even consider this as an option.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


Shhh, its ok. Just think of all the money the surgery saved us on buying that wheelchair. I am so grateful I can walk. Every night it was like an ICBM coming at me. Now it is more like a tomahawk. chuckle

Last Edited by MilaMoon on 11/27/2019 01:20 PM
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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trump-HRYK:
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
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I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Do you need to wear two bathing suits at the pool like Merit does? chuckle
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Shhh, its ok. Just think of all the money the surgery saved us on buying that wheelchair. I am so grateful I can walk. Every night it was like an ICBM coming at me. Now it is more like a Tomahawk. chuckle
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
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The head does look small.
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But you are still a huge dick, so I’d say mixed results.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Do you need to wear two bathing suits at the pool like Merit does? chuckle
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Def boxers underneath 2 would be too much. The net on the inside helps if you can find one with it. Its not the worst problem what so ever.
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
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I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Do you need to wear two bathing suits at the pool like Merit does? chuckle
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Def boxers underneath 2 would be too much. The net on the inside helps if you can find one with it. Its not the worst problem what so ever.
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It's at family swimming events it gets awkward.
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Do you need to wear two bathing suits at the pool like Merit does? chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Def boxers underneath 2 would be too much. The net on the inside helps if you can find one with it. Its not the worst problem what so ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77339443


It's at family swimming events it gets awkward.
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Yup. Exactly. Glad you can relate to him. He felt so alone. Im just happy I can stand after sex now. Before, I had to stay in bed all the next day.
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
 Quoting: Merit



That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Bullshit. If you zoom in on it you can see the blue where the face was altered/crafted. The skin texture dont match well i.e it's either a photoshop fake or AI. Hell, you are probably the same person. You've got issues dude.
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
 Quoting: Merit



That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.

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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


How are those ancient bloodlines Merit?

Your face is about as real as CNN news. It's fake.
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Why are you telling people online this information?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
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It's not the post surgery pic of the reduced penis head ?



Wut???
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


How are those ancient bloodlines Merit?

Your face is about as real as CNN news. It's fake.
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They are very well indeed given the triggering my appearance gives you.
Thank you again for the compliments.


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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


Lets tell them. I figure they know though since they spy on us in Pool and read Jade thread over and over combing for more info.

If only they knew, they would go so nuts it would burn their brains. Burn, burn, burn. chuckle
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It is his real face.
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Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


How are those ancient bloodlines Merit?

Your face is about as real as CNN news. It's fake.
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They are very well indeed given the triggering my appearance gives you.
Thank you again for the compliments.
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It hurts them to know that is actually a pic of you. Imagine if they saw me. chuckle
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Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


How are those ancient bloodlines Merit?

Your face is about as real as CNN news. It's fake.
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They are very well indeed given the triggering my appearance gives you.
Thank you again for the compliments.
 Quoting: Merit


It hurts them to know that is actually a pic of you. Imagine if they saw me. chuckle
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Let's away to lunch at Elways, my Deer?


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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Should we tell them ppl here know me irl (including mods) or just let them continue to compliment me by admitting they think I'm so devastatingly handsome it must be a fake picture.
 Quoting: Merit


Lets tell them. I figure they know though since they spy on us in Pool and read Jade thread over and over combing for more info.

If only they knew, they would go so nuts it would burn their brains. Burn, burn, burn. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


What? That you and Merit are the same person? Funny how you are both Johnny on the spot for each other. Hmmm...
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How are those ancient bloodlines Merit?

Your face is about as real as CNN news. It's fake.
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They are very well indeed given the triggering my appearance gives you.
Thank you again for the compliments.
 Quoting: Merit


It hurts them to know that is actually a pic of you. Imagine if they saw me. chuckle
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Let's away to lunch at Elways, my Deer?
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ta-ta for now, everyone! Merit and I will see you all later! I LOVE Elways and Merit loves to eat sooo.... bye!
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


I get it but I wouldn't get rid of any. It is a blessing and a curse. Women stare at my crotch all the time and I don't wear tight jeans. It's actually funny to watch first person sometimes I chuckle. Then there is the being used for sex. It can also make women boring because it becomes not as much of a challenge. You don't have to prove yourself so you can just be yourself. Then there is the girl not wanting to be in certain positions. OR you can't put a good work out on her like you want to. I get it.
The extra soap is like a car payment.
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Do you need to wear two bathing suits at the pool like Merit does? chuckle
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Upper & lower halves of a bikini?
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This is reminding me of the threads by a 19 year old cutie patootie.
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I wish this was a real thing. I'm staying at a place on Maui right now where my dong touches the lower surface of the toilet bowl. 7" limp. yargh.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
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Well, aren't big peenies genetic?
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
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It is his real face.
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Bullshit. If you zoom in on it you can see the blue where the face was altered/crafted. The skin texture dont match well i.e it's either a photoshop fake or AI. Hell, you are probably the same person. You've got issues dude.
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It is his real face. He used it for the AVI against my suggestion .... but .... he's a big boy that can break pretty much anyone in half with one hand, while drinking a beer with the other.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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