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My Penis Reduction Surgery Was the Best Decision I Ever Made.

 
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I had to do it for my huevos.

True story.
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I wish this was a real thing. I'm staying at a place on Maui right now where my dong touches the lower surface of the toilet bowl. 7" limp. yargh.
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Oh hi honey. chuckle
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Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


Well, aren't big peenies genetic?
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It's a family curse yes. My ancestors just had to suffer through it


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Can you still spell your name in the snow?

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Oh hi honey. chuckle
 Quoting: MilaMoon


Cant a guy just vent about his giant Penis without it becoming about his family for once? Sheesh.
 Quoting: Merit


Well, aren't big peenies genetic?
 Quoting: Lady Jayne Smith


It's a family curse yes. My ancestors just had to suffer through it


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And so did the wives. chuckle
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


lets see your pic. make your face your avatar
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Did they already toss out what they cut off? I could use some extra added on.
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What you are claiming is very unlikely since the first known reduction was only done in 2015 on a 17 year old. If what you're saying is true it would be a documented case it's so rare.
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Did they already toss out what they cut off? I could use some extra added on.
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good that you admit it
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What you are claiming is very unlikely since the first known reduction was only done in 2015 on a 17 year old. If what you're saying is true it would be a documented case it's so rare.
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almost five years ago is ancient history in medical advancements. there could be a 100000 done since then. boob reductions are commonplace, why not dick reductions
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Why are you telling people online this information?
 Quoting: Archaic Smile


You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
 Quoting: Merit



That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77805418


It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


I'm sorry.
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You're talking to someone ballsy enough to use their real face as an avi on GLP and THIS is the excessive information you think is too much??
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That's not your real face dipshit. That's a blended image from googles AI face project.

Try again.
Dumbfuck.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77805418


It is his real face.
 Quoting: MilaMoon


I'm sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77553323


seems she likes his face
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


lets see your pic. make your face your avatar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77915502


i am also ugly....
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


lets see your pic. make your face your avatar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77915502


i am also ugly....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


thats obvious
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if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


lets see your pic. make your face your avatar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77915502


i am also ugly....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


thats obvious
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466

just like you are....
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
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lets see your pic. make your face your avatar
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77915502


i am also ugly....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


thats obvious
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466

just like you are....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


a childs response. truly. i would expect that from a mangled mind such as yours.
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i am also ugly....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


thats obvious
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466

just like you are....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


a childs response. truly. i would expect that from a mangled mind such as yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466


i attract ugly persons...inside and/or/both outside....
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
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thats obvious
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just like you are....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


a childs response. truly. i would expect that from a mangled mind such as yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466


i attract ugly persons...inside and/or/both outside....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Do you not understand why that is the case? Like attracts like, in general. You attract that which you yourself are. You serve no purpose.
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how does this operation affect one's I.Q. I wonder?
 Quoting: Rosicrucian1 70585940


Doesn't affect it, it is the direct result of it though.
You think anyone intelligent would chop off their penis?

lolatu at the OP
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OP has suffers from limp dick....just sayin'
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Its not him.
He'd have to post a photo, while holding a sign with these exact words,
My dick is too big for my green plaid pants, while holding his left ear, and wearing a Metallica tee shirt.
Then I *might* believe it's him.
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I can tell by looking at you that you've smacked a few bitches around. Am I right pimp'n?
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My dudes, don't hesitate or be embarrassed if your are afflicted as I was, life is too short to never wear shorts or to constantly get accused of smuggling a weapon into the airport everytime you get patted down.

I can finally sit on the toilet again without setting it on my knee the whole time.

Get it done, you won't regret it.
 Quoting: Merit


I can tell by looking at you that you've smacked a few bitches around. Am I right pimp'n?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78207117


He doesn't seem like the type to beat his wife. He has said he likes small women, no big fatties for Merit, and only dicks beat a delicate female.
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Its not him.
He'd have to post a photo, while holding a sign with these exact words,
My dick is too big for my green plaid pants, while holding his left ear, and wearing a Metallica tee shirt.
Then I *might* believe it's him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36837106


He knows a mod IRL. It has been confirmed it is Merit.
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The aggressive homo erotic posts in here are very disturbing. I understand the thought of my ginormous cock, coupled with my masculine face and demeanor, causes you fairy degenerates to get excited and day dream of me in deviant ways, but this is a serious medical condition. Control yourselves homos.
 Quoting: Merit


if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Its not him.
He'd have to post a photo, while holding a sign with these exact words,
My dick is too big for my green plaid pants, while holding his left ear, and wearing a Metallica tee shirt.
Then I *might* believe it's him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36837106


He knows a mod IRL. It has been confirmed it is Merit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981211


he posted a pic of himself and blondie somewhere...
in time...
here..
was redacted but it could be compared for what i do not have a time or will to do...
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
7..X.LePsihoLog

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just like you are....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


a childs response. truly. i would expect that from a mangled mind such as yours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77897466


i attract ugly persons...inside and/or/both outside....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Do you not understand why that is the case? Like attracts like, in general. You attract that which you yourself are. You serve no purpose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77920320


you have very small understanding....
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
7..X.LePsihoLog

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how does this operation affect one's I.Q. I wonder?
 Quoting: Rosicrucian1 70585940


Doesn't affect it, it is the direct result of it though.
You think anyone intelligent would chop off their penis?

lolatu at the OP
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77416747


epiclol
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....
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if that is you on avatar pic...
damn...
you are ugly....

(aihihihihihihihihi)...

considering thread...
you wanted to attract such people near your self....
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Its not him.
He'd have to post a photo, while holding a sign with these exact words,
My dick is too big for my green plaid pants, while holding his left ear, and wearing a Metallica tee shirt.
Then I *might* believe it's him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36837106


He knows a mod IRL. It has been confirmed it is Merit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981211


he posted a pic of himself and blondie somewhere...
in time...
here..
was redacted but it could be compared for what i do not have a time or will to do...
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Blonde is MilaMoon, his wife. Ask him to post that other picture again for comparison then.
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Its not him.
He'd have to post a photo, while holding a sign with these exact words,
My dick is too big for my green plaid pants, while holding his left ear, and wearing a Metallica tee shirt.
Then I *might* believe it's him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36837106


He knows a mod IRL. It has been confirmed it is Merit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981211


he posted a pic of himself and blondie somewhere...
in time...
here..
was redacted but it could be compared for what i do not have a time or will to do...
 Quoting: 7..X.LePsihoLog


Blonde is MilaMoon, his wife. Ask him to post that other picture again for comparison then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78215780

will not...
he can confirm ...
or not...
love gave birth to a sacrifice, which brought forward the hatred, what brought forward THE PAIN!....
and to a sadness, deep deep deep way down...is. .....

..."it is stated, that those who possess the RINNEGAN, exists in the realms beyond the life and death!"...

Nobody is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something you know very little about.

...."your blood its not your own, it belongs to THE CREED!"...
..."we work in darkness, to serve the light. We are hashashins!"...

...born under the White crown of Nile....
EL L ....
CROATOAN.....





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