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Watch live, TESLA unveils new Cyber Pickup Truck!

 
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11/22/2019 12:16 AM
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Ugly is generally good when it comes to trucks though

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Regular pick up breaks down up the mountain (yes we off road here). Open the hood check a few bunch of things. Didn't work. Get on the phone with your buddy. Check a few more things. Doesn't start. Call another buddy who comes with beers and we all work it out. Truck starts and you go home.

Electric pick up stops working up the mountain? Roll it into the ditch and do an insurance claim saying you swerved to avoid an elk because no amount of jawing, kicking, pulling on things and beers will solve the problem.

I'll take the first one please.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Fewer components on an electric
Easier diagnosis
A least for someone not wearing flannel & a Pabst stain
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Sure, and it is broken. Up the mountain. The tow is $280.00 because it is a logging road and they charge more for special insurance that they need to go up the mountain. So instead a 12 pack and a bunch of dudes kicking tires and drinking beers and getting the smallest to go under and tap the starter with a rock, we pay $280.00, walk home in many cases for miles or take cabs which would tack on another few hundred.

EV's are for urbanites. Period. Idiotic, send us Pabst stained, chainsaw wielding rednecks all your old clunkers and we can watch what happens in 3 days when the urbanites are without power. As happens here, we get big winter storms so to go to the store we get the best truck, chuck in our collective chainsaw gas collections and send off the best driver.

Diagnosis means NOTHING, it is the fixing it up the mountain by yourself with friends that means something you stupid, puny, little fucking prick. Condescending asshole who thinks a high waterslide at an amusement park is a mountain.
Ask ANYONE who off roads and the concensus will be 'we want LESS electronics in our trucks'. Most people around here, you know, the ones that work, drive older model trucks where...gasp, ypu have to roll down the window and keep it in shape yourself or with the help of a buddy.

But you, poor peon, in the thrall and grasp of the Greens, likes your pretty truck, you probably have a kind of beard that mine has a paternity suit out on and a man bun. And you can not even begin to explain to this poor redneck, beer swilling hillbilly what the ROEI in lithium, compared to the lifespan of the battery and the cost of replacement and recycling is can you?

Probably not so shut the fuck up and let adults discuss this over beers. Moran.
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Test drive live:

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at 39.9k i think they will sell fast

i wish it had a bigger back thoughwhatever

it barely fit that atv

it does look useful
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Regular pick up breaks down up the mountain (yes we off road here). Open the hood check a few bunch of things. Didn't work. Get on the phone with your buddy. Check a few more things. Doesn't start. Call another buddy who comes with beers and we all work it out. Truck starts and you go home.

Electric pick up stops working up the mountain? Roll it into the ditch and do an insurance claim saying you swerved to avoid an elk because no amount of jawing, kicking, pulling on things and beers will solve the problem.

I'll take the first one please.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


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well the glass test didn't go well. but overall its a winner.
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11/22/2019 10:03 AM
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WOW, this is cool. Thanks OP
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It would take me a few weeks of keeping it shinny and clean before I would want to take it in the woods, get it all scratched up, muddy and toss it full of wire wood. I wonder if it has good clearance and handles well in the snow.
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Regular pick up breaks down up the mountain (yes we off road here). Open the hood check a few bunch of things. Didn't work. Get on the phone with your buddy. Check a few more things. Doesn't start. Call another buddy who comes with beers and we all work it out. Truck starts and you go home.

Electric pick up stops working up the mountain? Roll it into the ditch and do an insurance claim saying you swerved to avoid an elk because no amount of jawing, kicking, pulling on things and beers will solve the problem.

I'll take the first one please.
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Drinking and driving kills.
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I fucking love it.
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I fucking love it.
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i like the specs
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11/22/2019 11:27 PM
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I fucking love it.
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Stop drinking fluoride tap water. It's rotting your brain.
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11/22/2019 11:31 PM
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It'll look better after it gets a few dings and dirty
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11/22/2019 11:36 PM

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Got my order confirmation email this morning! Can’t wait. The all stainless exoskeleton is a watershed moment in auto design. I felt they needed to make a ‘tough’ truck to make this practical. This is totally over the top. Thank you Elon! Without visionaries life would be stagnant.


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11/22/2019 11:39 PM
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Maybe it'll become a fleet vehicle for the state of California
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11/22/2019 11:42 PM

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Ridiculous. Musk could have dropped a soft-serve shit on stage and assholes would be lining up talking about what a game-changer it was.
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I thought it would be a chassis with switchable bodies. Like mailtrucks, vans, flatbeds, etc
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It'll look better after it gets a few dings and dirty
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that shit is fucking stainless steel
they had a sledge hammer striking it and nothing happened
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11/22/2019 11:51 PM
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What a hideous piece of shit
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11/22/2019 11:53 PM

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Fewer components on an electric
Easier diagnosis
A least for someone not wearing flannel & a Pabst stain
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Elon Musk's customer demographic for this retarded "pickup" includes the kinds of pricks who ruined Pabst beer for blue collar beer drinkers. Flannel shirts and beards too, now that I think of it.
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They should build these with redundant and hardened electrical pcb boards so you can order new parts before the old ones fail
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At that price point even Mexican lawn service guys will have them
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Regular pick up breaks down up the mountain (yes we off road here). Open the hood check a few bunch of things. Didn't work. Get on the phone with your buddy. Check a few more things. Doesn't start. Call another buddy who comes with beers and we all work it out. Truck starts and you go home.

Electric pick up stops working up the mountain? Roll it into the ditch and do an insurance claim saying you swerved to avoid an elk because no amount of jawing, kicking, pulling on things and beers will solve the problem.

I'll take the first one please.
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC


Drinking and driving kills.
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Ya, we're going to get drunk on 2 beers...or 3. Maybe where you live. Not here.
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