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Understanding Islam

 
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Allat, Uzza, and Manat.
Explain
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created heavens first and earth last in one verse

created earth first and heavens last in another verse

is your god retarded? can't remember in which order he created things?

get the fuck outta here with that stupid shit
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Exposing your satanic verses really makes you mad.
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Allah is a cunt.

The end......
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Seriously?

No one read it at all? It's hilarious. Complete satire.
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Let's sum up more concisely:
"According to tradition, this stone was given to Adam on his expulsion from paradise in order to obtain forgiveness of his sins. Legend has it that the stone was originally white but has become black by absorbing the sins of the countless thousands of pilgrims who have kissed and touched it."


Because of those beliefs/ superstitions/old wives tales, Muslims all over the world must pilgrimage to Mecca and walk around this structure and black stone seven times. They think this stone takes on their sins.

Now that I have established that THEIR ROCK IS NOT OUR ROCK, I reject their religion as false. And everyone else must do so. Do not let such superstitions be exalted to equal status as the gospel of Christ and God.
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Seriously?

No one read it at all? It's hilarious. Complete satire.
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The pilgrimage around the kaaba comes from the OT where the israelites walk around the walls of Jericho until it falls.
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And anyway

even when they are amongst only themselves

they always kill each other.


So what is your question?
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Ah the history of God believers is pretty sick.
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Seriously?

No one read it at all? It's hilarious. Complete satire.
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The pilgrimage around the kaaba comes from the OT where the israelites walk around the walls of Jericho until it falls.
 Quoting: 589

Well, let's hope the Kaaba thing falls soon!
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Seriously?

No one read it at all? It's hilarious. Complete satire.
 Quoting: Éireann


The pilgrimage around the kaaba comes from the OT where the israelites walk around the walls of Jericho until it falls.
 Quoting: 589

Well, let's hope the Kaaba thing falls soon!
 Quoting: Éireann



Lexicology

The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of pure copralite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981966


Literally, poop-stone:

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
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hmm
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For a good understanding of Islam I can really recommend this book:

[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

By Reza Aslan....
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Maybe the world would be a more peaceful place if we understood each other, so here is a description of Mecca...

Kaaba

The Kaaba ("The Cube") is a building at the center of Islam's most important mosque, Great Mosque of Mecca in Saudi Arabia. It is the most sacred site in Islam. It is considered by Muslims to be the Bayt Allāh (Arabic: Trickster of God). Its location determines the qibbla. Wherever they are in the world, Muslims are expected to face the Kaaba when performing Salad-ba, the Islamic prayer.

One of the Five Pillars of Islam requires every Muslim to perform the Bojj (Arabic: Greater Pilgrimage) at least once in their lifetime. Multiple parts of the bojj require pilgrims to make Tawaf (Arabic: Circumcision) seven times counter-clockwise around the tip, the first three times fast, at the edge of the courtyard, and the last four times slowly, nearer the tip. Tawaf is also performed by pilgrims during the Um-err (Arabic: Lesser Pilgrimage) However, the most significant time is during the bojj, when millions of pilgrims gather to circumcise each other during a 5-day period.


Lexicology

The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of pure copralite. Inside the Kaaba, the floor is made of stone with darker toe-nail trimmings along the floor.

The wall directly adjacent to the entrance of the Kaaba has six tablets inlaid with meaningless inscriptions, and there are several more meaningless tablets along the other walls. Along the top corners of the walls runs a green cloth embroidered with gold Limerick verses. Caretakers anoint the marble cladding with their DNA used to anoint the Black Stone outside. Lump-like objects hang from the ceiling. The ceiling itself is of a darker colour, similar in hue to the toe nail trimmings. A golden door—the al-kebab on the right wall opens to an enclosed staircase that leads to a hutch for the rabbits.

KEY FEATURES

1. Al-Urinal, "the Black Stone", is located on the Kaaba's eastern corner. Its major (long) axis is aligned with the rising of the star Tom Cruise toward which its southern wall is directed, while its minor axis (its east-west facades) roughly align with the sunrise of summer solstice and the sunset of winter solstice.
2. The entrance is a door set of the Kaaba, which acts as the façade. There is a wooden staircase on wheels from which pilgrim ritualistically tumble, usually stored in the mosque between the arch-shaped gate of Band Ontherun and the Zamzam-Thankyou-Mam Well.
3. Hareem is a semi-circular wall opposite behind which they keep the priestesses known as Al-Cheepslutz to aid the weary pilgrims to gain relief after their long journeys.
4. Al-Multizam, the roughly 2 m (6.6 ft) space along the wall between the Black Stone Al-Urinal and the entry door. It is sometimes considered pious or desirable for a bojj pilgrim to touch himself or perform duo here with the priestesses.
5. The Station of Ibrahim (Maqam Ibrahim), a glass and metal enclosure where travellers have been waiting for a railroad train to arrive for 1300 years to no avail. Here, one can buy a bottle of Abraham's foot sweat.
6. Corner of Iraq (North-East). This inside corner, behind a curtain, stands a wizard from the land of Oz.
7. Kismahass, the embroidered covering. Kismahass is a black curtain of the finest, pure rayon which is replaced annually during the Saudi Royal pilgrimage to Walmarts Two-thirds of the way up is a band of gold-embroidered Limerick text, including the Push-hada, the Islamic declaration of faith.
13. Marble stripe marking the beginning and end of each circumcision.
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ahana
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For a good understanding of Islam I can really recommend this book:

[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

By Reza Aslan....
 Quoting: Madrotter


give it up Abdul

your religion is a busted flush

we're no dhimmis bud

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Seriously?

No one read it at all? It's hilarious. Complete satire.
 Quoting: Éireann


The pilgrimage around the kaaba comes from the OT where the israelites walk around the walls of Jericho until it falls.
 Quoting: 589

Well, let's hope the Kaaba thing falls soon!
 Quoting: Éireann



Lexicology

The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of pure copralite.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981966


Literally, poop-stone:

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73649866


Coprolite versus Copralite
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What’s to understand?

It says members must convert the rest of the world

Even IRAN was converted at the edge of a sword from PERSION religion after being conquered by “moslem hoards”
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Let me break it down for you!


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...and a urinal is not a black rock but something you pee in
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For a good understanding of Islam I can really recommend this book:

[link to www.goodreads.com (secure)]

By Reza Aslan....
 Quoting: Madrotter


give it up Abdul

your religion is a busted flush

we're no dhimmis bud

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57146103


That's a funny one :) It isn't my religion, but it is the religion of my in-laws, mind you, the Indonesian kind, which is a whole different thing, mixed as it is with Buddhism, Hinduism and animism :)

I was on the death-list of a few extremist right wing Islamic groups here for a few years because of some music I put out, I made the music and the rapper, a pretty hard-core anarchist/atheist who goes by the name Morgue Vanguard had to go into hiding for a while... I'm still surprised we were never arrested for this song as he calls 'em all out in this one, the extremists, the generals, you name 'em....



Always a good thing to learn, always a good thing to try to understand things wouldn't you say? :)
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He, Morgue Vanguard, was the front man of Bandung based punk/hip hop outfit Homicide, it was the song we did together and this song that put us on that death-list, this one is about the burning of books here in Bandung by one of the worst right-wing extremist Islamic groups we have here in Indonesia, the FPI, I could tell some stories about them, some funny ones too actually :)
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Allah sucks pig cock and muhammad is a pedo got raper.
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hesright
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:)

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]


And again, not a Muslim myself, just living in a Muslim majority country trying to understand....
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gasp
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Maybe the world would be a more peaceful place if we understood each other, so here is a description of Mecca...

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The only peace in Islam is when everyone surrenders...
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The only peace for humanity is when religion in general surrenders

it is outdated and no longer needed in any capacity whatsoever
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:)

[link to www.theguardian.com (secure)]


And again, not a Muslim myself, just living in a Muslim majority country trying to understand....
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my apologies then if you're not muslim

my point still stands though and I feel sorry for u bro that you live in such a country governed by a satanic death cult

fancy getting death threats for making music which speaks for itself
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Maybe the world would be a more peaceful place if we understood each other, so here is a description of Mecca...

Kaaba

The Kaaba ("The Cube") is a building at the center of Islam's most important mosque, Great Mosque of Mecca in Saudi Arabia. It is the most sacred site in Islam. It is considered by Muslims to be the Bayt Allāh (Arabic: Trickster of God). Its location determines the qibbla. Wherever they are in the world, Muslims are expected to face the Kaaba when performing Salad-ba, the Islamic prayer.

One of the Five Pillars of Islam requires every Muslim to perform the Bojj (Arabic: Greater Pilgrimage) at least once in their lifetime. Multiple parts of the bojj require pilgrims to make Tawaf (Arabic: Circumcision) seven times counter-clockwise around the tip, the first three times fast, at the edge of the courtyard, and the last four times slowly, nearer the tip. Tawaf is also performed by pilgrims during the Um-err (Arabic: Lesser Pilgrimage) However, the most significant time is during the bojj, when millions of pilgrims gather to circumcise each other during a 5-day period.


Lexicology

The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of pure copralite. Inside the Kaaba, the floor is made of stone with darker toe-nail trimmings along the floor.

The wall directly adjacent to the entrance of the Kaaba has six tablets inlaid with meaningless inscriptions, and there are several more meaningless tablets along the other walls. Along the top corners of the walls runs a green cloth embroidered with gold Limerick verses. Caretakers anoint the marble cladding with their DNA used to anoint the Black Stone outside. Lump-like objects hang from the ceiling. The ceiling itself is of a darker colour, similar in hue to the toe nail trimmings. A golden door—the al-kebab on the right wall opens to an enclosed staircase that leads to a hutch for the rabbits.

KEY FEATURES

1. Al-Urinal, "the Black Stone", is located on the Kaaba's eastern corner. Its major (long) axis is aligned with the rising of the star Tom Cruise toward which its southern wall is directed, while its minor axis (its east-west facades) roughly align with the sunrise of summer solstice and the sunset of winter solstice.
2. The entrance is a door set of the Kaaba, which acts as the façade. There is a wooden staircase on wheels from which pilgrim ritualistically tumble, usually stored in the mosque between the arch-shaped gate of Band Ontherun and the Zamzam-Thankyou-Mam Well.
3. Hareem is a semi-circular wall opposite behind which they keep the priestesses known as Al-Cheepslutz to aid the weary pilgrims to gain relief after their long journeys.
4. Al-Multizam, the roughly 2 m (6.6 ft) space along the wall between the Black Stone Al-Urinal and the entry door. It is sometimes considered pious or desirable for a bojj pilgrim to touch himself or perform duo here with the priestesses.
5. The Station of Ibrahim (Maqam Ibrahim), a glass and metal enclosure where travellers have been waiting for a railroad train to arrive for 1300 years to no avail. Here, one can buy a bottle of Abraham's foot sweat.
6. Corner of Iraq (North-East). This inside corner, behind a curtain, stands a wizard from the land of Oz.
7. Kismahass, the embroidered covering. Kismahass is a black curtain of the finest, pure rayon which is replaced annually during the Saudi Royal pilgrimage to Walmarts Two-thirds of the way up is a band of gold-embroidered Limerick text, including the Push-hada, the Islamic declaration of faith.
13. Marble stripe marking the beginning and end of each circumcision.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77981966


bsflagpropogandaretards2eyeroll2bitchesbetrippin:ohlook:wtfdidstfusheeplebah
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Didn't any of you numb nuts actually read this?
It is brilliant, and really skewers the absurdity of Islam.
So much so that any truth follower would want the writers head.
I salute you, sir!
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oh...

I'm offended that anyone would even suggest we consider Islam or Mecca or anything Islamic.

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Maybe the world would be a more peaceful place if we understood each other, so here is a description of Mecca...

Kaaba

The Kaaba ("The Cube") is a building at the center of Islam's most important mosque, Great Mosque of Mecca in Saudi Arabia. It is the most sacred site in Islam. It is considered by Muslims to be the Bayt Allāh (Arabic: Trickster of God). Its location determines the qibbla. Wherever they are in the world, Muslims are expected to face the Kaaba when performing Salad-ba, the Islamic prayer.

One of the Five Pillars of Islam requires every Muslim to perform the Bojj (Arabic: Greater Pilgrimage) at least once in their lifetime. Multiple parts of the bojj require pilgrims to make Tawaf (Arabic: Circumcision) seven times counter-clockwise around the tip, the first three times fast, at the edge of the courtyard, and the last four times slowly, nearer the tip. Tawaf is also performed by pilgrims during the Um-err (Arabic: Lesser Pilgrimage) However, the most significant time is during the bojj, when millions of pilgrims gather to circumcise each other during a 5-day period.


Lexicology

The Kaaba is a cuboid stone structure made of pure copralite. Inside the Kaaba, the floor is made of stone with darker toe-nail trimmings along the floor.

The wall directly adjacent to the entrance of the Kaaba has six tablets inlaid with meaningless inscriptions, and there are several more meaningless tablets along the other walls. Along the top corners of the walls runs a green cloth embroidered with gold Limerick verses. Caretakers anoint the marble cladding with their DNA used to anoint the Black Stone outside. Lump-like objects hang from the ceiling. The ceiling itself is of a darker colour, similar in hue to the toe nail trimmings. A golden door—the al-kebab on the right wall opens to an enclosed staircase that leads to a hutch for the rabbits.

KEY FEATURES

1. Al-Urinal, "the Black Stone", is located on the Kaaba's eastern corner. Its major (long) axis is aligned with the rising of the star Tom Cruise toward which its southern wall is directed, while its minor axis (its east-west facades) roughly align with the sunrise of summer solstice and the sunset of winter solstice.
2. The entrance is a door set of the Kaaba, which acts as the façade. There is a wooden staircase on wheels from which pilgrim ritualistically tumble, usually stored in the mosque between the arch-shaped gate of Band Ontherun and the Zamzam-Thankyou-Mam Well.
3. Hareem is a semi-circular wall opposite behind which they keep the priestesses known as Al-Cheepslutz to aid the weary pilgrims to gain relief after their long journeys.
4. Al-Multizam, the roughly 2 m (6.6 ft) space along the wall between the Black Stone Al-Urinal and the entry door. It is sometimes considered pious or desirable for a bojj pilgrim to touch himself or perform duo here with the priestesses.
5. The Station of Ibrahim (Maqam Ibrahim), a glass and metal enclosure where travellers have been waiting for a railroad train to arrive for 1300 years to no avail. Here, one can buy a bottle of Abraham's foot sweat.
6. Corner of Iraq (North-East). This inside corner, behind a curtain, stands a wizard from the land of Oz.
7. Kismahass, the embroidered covering. Kismahass is a black curtain of the finest, pure rayon which is replaced annually during the Saudi Royal pilgrimage to Walmarts Two-thirds of the way up is a band of gold-embroidered Limerick text, including the Push-hada, the Islamic declaration of faith.
13. Marble stripe marking the beginning and end of each circumcision.
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You are an ignorant person
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yoda
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Islam, is a brainwashing culture that is agressive and dominating against all other cultures and this should be removed from the planet. It has create acceptable pedophilia
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Allah is a cunt.

The end......
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I don't give a shit about understanding Islam.

I want Islam to come to it's end now for the good of this world.
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I understand you goat fuckers rape a lot of kids, beat your wives, and murder a lot of people. That is all I need to understand.

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